Abraham Lincoln vs Twilight Vampires - Battles

#1 Posted by MasterJohn (2472 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter vs twilight vampires and regular vampires. Who wins?

#2 Posted by dondave (7563 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@MasterJohn: what feats does he have from the movie

#3 Posted by joshmightbe (19476 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

I say Abraham Lincoln

#4 Posted by D3athstroke (3656 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

Go away

#5 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (3490 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

"Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter vs twilight vampires and regular vampires. Who wins?"

this is amazingly vague....@MasterJohn:

#6 Posted by laflux (4896 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

Alice Cullen Solo's.

#7 Posted by hudyman (1399 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@laflux: Lol probably any vampire solos.

#8 Posted by whydama (1093 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

Didnt Abraham Lincoln have time manipulation in that movie? Something like what Neo has in the matrix.

#9 Posted by OmgOmgWtfWtf (2737 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@whydama: It wasn't time manipulation. They were just fighting in slow motion lol. Neo didn't have time manipulation either, it was just slow motion action sequences. They were trying to convey that Neo was able to keep up with the Agents and that Lincoln's reflexes were better than a normal persons. The only problem with this scenario is that twilight vampires are infinitely times faster than humans and the vamps that Abraham fought. The fact they can be shot and killed by regular people pretty much shows them as being much lower than sparkling ones.

#10 Posted by dondave (7563 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@whydama: Also he would need to have insane strength to destroy the twilight vamps and they can pnly be killed when they are dismembered and burnt and no human is doing that

#11 Posted by Nefarious (16250 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

Abraham stomps those pathetic vampires.

#12 Posted by OmgOmgWtfWtf (2737 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Nefarious: Don't let your bias cloud your judgment.

#13 Posted by Jodema (344 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

Lincoln loses.

#14 Posted by Floopay (5628 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Jodema said:

Lincoln loses.

@MasterJohn:

Well, Abraham Lincoln is very well versed in the likes of the undead. He has dealt with hordes of zombies, and prevailed. He is very skilled with firearms and with a scythe.

Over and above this he has already dealt with the likes of vampires before. It's not like the Twilight group can deal with someone who has already slaughtered the likes of vampires before.

I mean honestly, to think that some Twilight Vampires can stand up to the master slayer of the undead himself? You'd be better off putting them against a rookie...like Van Helsing.

Lincoln is to much, game over.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#15 Posted by DarkKnightDetective (6722 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

Lincoln catches bullets with his brain and has power vested in him by a giant bald bird. so he wins

#16 Posted by Jodema (344 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

He would even venture to make fun of Walker Texas Ranger but he's never even seen that show.

#17 Posted by logy5000 (3868 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Nefarious said:

Abraham stomps those pathetic vampires.

I'm sorry, but Twilight Vampires are far above the vamps that Lincoln fought. They're immune to getting struck by an axe anyway.

#18 Posted by logy5000 (3868 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Floopay: I hope I'm not flooding your inbox, but I disagree.

The Vampires from Twilight have skin that is as hard as granite. Edward Cullen, for example, is immune to basic firearms, axes, knives, scythes, and all other weaponry Abe had. There's really nothing he can do. Even if their skin was as soft as humans, Edward has incredible reflexes & can dodge strikes from other vampires moving at around 300 mph. Abe could never touch him.

#19 Posted by Nefarious (16250 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@logy5000: There is no need to be sorry. Anyways, Twilight vampires are overrated.

#20 Posted by Nefarious (16250 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@OmgOmgWtfWtf: Cloud my judgment? What does that mean?

#21 Edited by Fire Star (3476 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

Alice solos.

#22 Posted by Soothing_Sounds (1098 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Nefarious: It means to sway your decision because of how you feel about a certain topic or issue. In this case, its assumed that you aren't a fan of Twilight, so she's saying that you're dislike for the movies means you're voting for Abraham just because of that dislike... I'm slightly surprised you haven't heard the expression.

#23 Posted by OmgOmgWtfWtf (2737 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Nefarious: Exactly what is stated. There is nothing that Abraham Lincoln would be able to do versus the entirety of twilight and his own vampire enemies. Your animosity toward twilight vampires seem to cloud common sense.

#24 Posted by Nefarious (16250 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Soothing_Sounds: I've heard of it but I have never gained knowledge of it's meaning.

@OmgOmgWtfWtf: I agree, Lincoln will lose but my animosity towards Twilight is slight.

#25 Posted by laflux (4896 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Nefarious said:

@logy5000: There is no need to be sorry. Anyways, Twilight vampires are overrated.

To quote what you said to me once, how so?

#26 Edited by Nefarious (16250 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@laflux: Well, in my perspective, some fans of Twilight seem to think that they can beat almost any other vampire. All because they are fast doesn't mean they can't be tagged by someone who does not as fast. Example: Blade.

#27 Posted by Quartermaim (465 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@logy5000 said:

@Nefarious said:
Abraham stomps those pathetic vampires.
I'm sorry, but Twilight Vampires are far above the vamps that Lincoln fought. They're immune to getting struck by an axe anyway.

I sadly concur as annoying as Twilight Vamps are they are far faster and more durable than typical vampires that Lincoln battles in the book and film.

#28 Posted by Soothing_Sounds (1098 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Nefarious: Well, uh, now you know. And knowledge is power... no really, knowledge is power. Even the slightest, so i'm glad i and another got share that knowledge with you. :)

#29 Posted by Nefarious (16250 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Soothing_Sounds: Indeed, it is and power is mighty awesome. I appreciate the knowledge you have shared with me. :)

#30 Posted by joshmightbe (19476 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

Its Lincoln unless you're a communists :P

#31 Posted by MonsterStomp (2702 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

Jasper solo's. Dude has more combat experience then everyone combined. He fights bloodlusted vampires all day every day.

#32 Posted by joshmightbe (19476 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

All the Vampires would be too distracted by that magnificent hat and beard combo to fight

#33 Posted by logy5000 (3868 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Nefarious said:

@logy5000: There is no need to be sorry. Anyways, Twilight vampires are overrated.

What do you mean? I've read Twilight and even though I hated it, Abe can't handle them.

#34 Posted by logy5000 (3868 posts) - 5 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

All the Vampires would be too distracted by that magnificent hat and beard combo to fight

They'd more likely be busy making out with each other and being lost in self pity.