50 Polar Bears and a Cowboy vs Ra's al Ghul

Do you and I have different concepts of polar bears?

Do you and I have different concepts of polar bears?

50 pandas are less than half the size of a polar bear.

I gotta go on the team with this one, cause Ra's is stuck in the tub with no way to move and nowhere to go.

@deathstroke52: lol what altered them, do you know?

Polar Bears with three minutes prep obtain the Infinity Gauntlet and proceed to stomp.

@frisky4: Live action? I think this is comic b/s Ra's.

Still, I see no room for him to move, and even if he could, he's in water. That gives the bears like +1 to all stats.

@amazingwebhead: In what space, sir? There is only enough room to fit 50 polar bears! He's slowed down by the water, too! So while fighting the bears, Cowboy shoots him in the face.

@frisky4: Live action? I think this is comic b/s Ra's.

Still, I see no room for him to move, and even if he could, he's in water. That gives the bears like +1 to all stats.

@frisky4: But Ra's has TWO swords. Are you sure about that :D

polar bears are OP and should be banned from comic vine

@deathstroke52: Yes, I took his drunkenness into consideration. However, Cowboys, like Pirates, are accustomed to the liquor. Even if he misses with the pistol, that means he'll slip and the deodorant will fall, causing Ra's or a bear (since the area is so small) to slip. If Ra's slips, bears dog pile him. If bear slips, chaos ensues, like dominoes, and Ra's still gets smothered.

Polar bears with prep stomp.

Polar bears solostomp.

@deathstroke52: They are less likely to get confused and slip, but remain lusted towards Ra's.

Shoot, deodorant floats. Well, that means there is a change that it'll get crammed up a polar bears ass, and that won't be very pleasing.

@deathstroke52: Depends weather or not the bears recognize friendly fire.

In either case, they are enraged, so the ones closest to Ra's aren't going to change tactics, since you know, he's wearing floats in their water and brandishing two toothpicks, implying that he's ready to eat their food. The ones closest to the Cowboy will be startled and possible go completely berserk, killing the Cowboy (unless they recognize him and don't consider the friendly fire a threat, OR can't recognize that he did it) and possibly turning on one another. Is their will to kill Ra's too great to turn on one another? Also, where exactly is Ra's and the Cowboy? (opposite sides, in the middle)

@deathstroke52: So, likely only the closest to the Cowboy will even realize what happened, since none are behind him.

I think Ra's only chance is to kill a bear then carve out it's insides and go inside it, so he can pretend he's a bear that ate Ra's. This would require the Cowboy's pistol to distract a lot of them and for Ra's to blind the closest bears to him with bear blood.

How much space does Ra's actually have to move in?

One Polar Bear with 5 minutes of prep can be a planetary threat.

inb4 lock on this one sided thread. Polar bear ROFLstomp.

@deathstroke52: Then Ra's has to kill the bears in front of him, jump up on top of them, then jump off them, sword plant a bear while slashing in a circle (hopefully striking the jugular of say, 4-6 bears, since they'd be so clustered), and pray the cowboy misses. If he tried to block or dodge the Cowboy's shot, the bears will tear him apart (unless it's a head shot that he can simply predict, but the Cowboy is drunk, and thus unpredictable). If he tries to take the bears on one at a time, he's pretty much screwed. He needs to get to that higher ground and start taking them out in a circle (since he started at an edge).

Can he leave the bathtub?

@deathstroke52: this is the second best thread I've ever read! Just behind the you vs animals gauntlet. These are hysterical

One Polar Bear Solos.

Polar Bears with three minutes prep obtain the Infinity Gauntlet and proceed to stomp.

@scouterv said:

One Polar Bear Solos.

Where was that picture from LOL