#1 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio

3 halo spartans must hold off a massive orkish empire's waagh, which has already crushed the covenant into the very dust via sheer numbers and has killed off most of the the earth. 

How long can they hold them off?  If they hold them off for 1 hour they win. 

#2 Posted by kinggamer97 (1013 posts) - - Show Bio

i say mybe 20, 25, maybe 30

#3 Posted by Alexander Anderson (4030 posts) - - Show Bio

A full-on Waaagh?  30 seconds, tops.  Orks are strong and tough enough to rip a Spartan apart with their bare hands, and that's not including the Nobs, Warbosses, Weirdboyz and other nasties.  Three Spartans don't stand a chance in hell.

#4 Posted by Swagga Boy (3769 posts) - - Show Bio

Screw Warhammer

#5 Edited by the human Juggernaut (7224 posts) - - Show Bio

mega armored nobz tear them to pieces.  Three Kasrkins might last half an hour though, those guys are tough.

#6 Posted by Swagga Boy (3769 posts) - - Show Bio

warcraft RTS > warhammer rts

#7 Posted by King Saturn (223723 posts) - - Show Bio
Waaagh ?
#8 Posted by the human Juggernaut (7224 posts) - - Show Bio
King Saturn said:
"Waaagh ?
"
yea, thats how the orks say "war"  they can't say it correctly because of their big teeth.
#9 Posted by the human Juggernaut (7224 posts) - - Show Bio
Swagga Boy said:
"warcraft RTS > warhammer rts"
until the tyranid rush occurs.
#10 Posted by King Saturn (223723 posts) - - Show Bio
the human Juggernaut said:
"King Saturn said:
"Waaagh ?
"
yea, thats how the orks say "war"  they can't say it correctly because of their big teeth."
Ha Ha Ha  !

Thats Funny... I saw some video on You Tube about them...they do talk funny
#11 Posted by kaino12 (3151 posts) - - Show Bio

i gotta say the orks they are...well i cant say what i was going to say but lets go with there good enough. mabe if the spartins had a landscape advantage.

#12 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

wait wait...are you serious about this thread?

#13 Posted by Swagga Boy (3769 posts) - - Show Bio
Swagga Boy said:
"warcraft RTS > warhammer rts"
#14 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio
Swagga Boy said:
"Swagga Boy said:
"warcraft RTS > warhammer rts"
"
Warcraft is not Blizzard's flagship series, that is starcraft, which has yet to make anywhere near the money that Warhammer 40k has made.
#15 Posted by Swagga Boy (3769 posts) - - Show Bio

world of warcraft?

#16 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio
Swagga Boy said:
"world of warcraft?"
Not even close.  Plus warcraft and starcraft were originally going to be warhammer and warhammer 40k games, Blizzard and Game Workshops just had a disagreement. 
#17 Posted by Wisppeons (3726 posts) - - Show Bio

World of warcraft = best MMO ever

#18 Posted by Wisppeons (3726 posts) - - Show Bio

barber shop time BBL

#19 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught said:

"3 halo spartans must hold off a massive orkish empire's waagh, which has already crushed the covenant into the very dust via sheer numbers and has killed off most of the the earth. 

How long can they hold them off?  If they hold them off for 1 hour they win. "

Lets get this straight, basically this is the entire force of orks basically rampaging earth. This would force the 3 spartans to hide. Logically speaking, they would try and get as much prep time as possible. Not only that, but they would go to the nearest place to find more weapons and so forth. Seeing as the Spartans have survived an entire war of the covenant, dummassse like the orks are only good with numbers. The three spartans would last until they die from old age if they keep taking down the small fries from a distance, putting up traps and so forth.

#20 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio
Wisppeons said:
"

World of warcraft = best MMO ever

"
City of heroes>>>>>>>>>>World of warcraft.  My robot brute pwns your shaman.
#21 Posted by HalJordan1986x (4760 posts) - - Show Bio

Spartans are physically stronger they are capable of flipping over tanks and can survive falls from the lower orbit

#22 Posted by HalJordan1986x (4760 posts) - - Show Bio

Spartans are physically stronger they are capable of flipping over tanks and can survive falls from the lower orbit

#23 Edited by Wisppeons (3726 posts) - - Show Bio
Dreadnaught said:
"Wisppeons said:
"

World of warcraft = best MMO ever

"
City of heroes>>>>>>>>>>World of warcraft.  My robot brute pwns your shaman."

I do have a shaman but its not my main >_>



this is him way back when BC first came out
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#24 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio
HalJordan1986x said:
"Spartans are physically stronger they are capable of flipping over tanks and can survive falls from the lower orbit

"
Second one is only capable with lots of a certain type of gel.  Plus Orks can survive decapitation easily.  And the more there are the stronger each one gets.  And there are long scale sextillions of orks *the entire orkish race is waaaghing against the halo verse* under this wargod, the spartans have to hold off a force 10 billion strong to make sure the civillians can get to safety as even the flood and covenant were smashed in a month of warfare.
#25 Posted by warlock360 (27929 posts) - - Show Bio
HalJordan1986x said:
"Spartans are physically stronger they are capable of flipping over tanks and can survive falls from the lower orbit

"
Computer says no
#26 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio
Dreadnaught said:
"HalJordan1986x said:
"Spartans are physically stronger they are capable of flipping over tanks and can survive falls from the lower orbit

"
Second one is only capable with lots of a certain type of gel.  Plus Orks can survive decapitation easily.  And the more there are the stronger each one gets.  And there are long scale sextillions of orks *the entire orkish race is waaaghing against the halo verse* under this wargod, the spartans have to hold off a force 10 billion strong to make sure the civillians can get to safety as even the flood and covenant were smashed in a month of warfare."

Why the hell would you even make this thread in the first place?!
#27 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio
oldmagic said:
"Dreadnaught said:
"HalJordan1986x said:
"Spartans are physically stronger they are capable of flipping over tanks and can survive falls from the lower orbit

"
Second one is only capable with lots of a certain type of gel.  Plus Orks can survive decapitation easily.  And the more there are the stronger each one gets.  And there are long scale sextillions of orks *the entire orkish race is waaaghing against the halo verse* under this wargod, the spartans have to hold off a force 10 billion strong to make sure the civillians can get to safety as even the flood and covenant were smashed in a month of warfare."

Why the hell would you even make this thread in the first place?!"
They have to hold of the orks for 1 hour and not die, otherwise the orks wipe out the last remaining humans in the haloverse. 
#28 Edited by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

this is 3 Spartans vs billions........

They don't even get a chance before they get overrun by overwhelming orks intent on destroying anything on there way, no matter how many numbers of them fall. And unless Spartans can nuke these guys, it's over even before it started.

#29 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio

So sentient life dies in the haloverse and the orks move on to the next multiverse *they are on a mass frenzy of sterilization, next target is, starcraft*

#30 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

Starcraft doesn't stand a chance either.

#31 Posted by oldmagic (5295 posts) - - Show Bio

Actually Starcraft does stand a chance.

#32 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio

The Zerg and the Protoos the UED and whatever is left of the creator race the Xen something are the only hope, the terrans are hopeLESS as a empire in starcraft, as whenever the protoss and zerg slug it out, the terrans get utterly destroyed.    

Though the Zerg would be hardpressed to use their single galactic spiral arm well enough to breed the long scale quintiliards of zerg they need to even stand up to the long scale sextilliards of orks that are inbound.   The Protoss would have to pray for lots of tassadars though.  The UED can survive by trying to keep the Ork's enourmous fleets at bay, the creator race would need to turn their genetic tech into war tech, as for the terrans, not even that big battlecruiser in the sky will help them against the orks.

#33 Posted by King Saturn (223723 posts) - - Show Bio
WAAAGH  !

lol
#34 Posted by Alexander Anderson (4030 posts) - - Show Bio

Hopefully after clusterf*cking Starcraft the Orks will head to the Star Wars galaxy.  That would actually be a challenge.

#35 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio
Alexander Anderson said:
"Hopefully after clusterf*cking Starcraft the Orks will head to the Star Wars galaxy.  That would actually be a challenge."
Took the words right out of my mouth.
#36 Posted by the human Juggernaut (7224 posts) - - Show Bio

what the warboss does to the spartans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OpH_6mpMLQ

#37 Posted by The Devil Tiger (1263 posts) - - Show Bio

  I think the Spartans have a Chance, 'cause the Orks are numerous and imprevisoble, but the Spartans are more clever, if they can get a Head shot to the Warboss and kill him, the Orks will get desorganized enough time to permit to save the humanity...

#38 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio
The Devil Tiger said:
"  I think the Spartans have a Chance, 'cause the Orks are numerous and imprevisoble, but the Spartans are more clever, if they can get a Head shot to the Warboss and kill him, the Orks will get desorganized enough time to permit to save the humanity..."
With each Orc there is in a waagh, each ork gets more powerful physically.  Though the spartans can hold off thousands of orks before they fall under the hail of lead, stikbombz, fighta bombaz, deth choppas, gargantuars, gunboyz, tankz, and whatnot.