12 battles of christmas #8 Odin vs Santa

The All Father vs Father Christmas

Traditional Legend Santa, Santa has all the gear he would have on Christmas

Random encounter on an uninhabited planet

Blood Lusted, no bfr, Win by KO or Death

@jacthripper@itsomething

@dr_deplorable: You do realize the transitional/orginal Santa is just St. Nicolas a Bishop right? Composite Santa is the only Santa on par with Odin.

Hmmm well Santa is maybe a bit low on the strength and power (skill) stats

But I like and support his feats much more, He literally has a black hole in his stomach. Every Noel maybe 5 billion people will put out cookies? 5 billion x by 5 cookies each would be 25 billion cookies and 5 billion glasses of milk a night. Yet he can still remain the size of an average 'Murican and not have a single SINGLE crumb or stain in his beard and suit

@lukehero: Traditional =/= original

@dr_deplorable: Only that is the traditional Santa. The Santa you are thinking of is composite and is based on a number of legends, books, films, and a large mix of ideas.

I actually did a report on Christmas & why Muslims don't celebrate it. A large part why is the worship of Santa/St. Nick.

@dr_deplorable: Define what is meant by 'original' Santa.

Odin stomps his look-alike.

And santa must deliver over 5 billion presents a night, thus he (or his sleigh) must travel at FTL speeds and Santa has to withstand it. (He also probably has a very powerful cosmic awareness factor because he has to find and recognize every single house celebrating X-mas while going FTL) Also he Always Always delivers his presents in 1 night which is theoretically impossible due to time Zones and stuff, only bending time at such a precise moment could allow santa to deliver all (5 billion or more) presents in one night while some time zones were in broad daylight. And Atop all that he knows when you're sleeping and awake at every possible corner of time, he also knows about you sinister plots and p0rn stashes*what?*

@sophia89: yes

@sophia89: No, for a religious presentation at my Masjid. It was a youth discussion we had to present to the community on why we don't celebrate Christmas. Traditional Santa's like St. Nicholas, Father Christmas, etc didn't even really have any special powers. A lot of the American and new age western cultures were the ones giving Santa "Super Powers" like hand waving magic, and teleporting.

@lukehero: are you brown?

@itsomething: Black Muslim.

@lukehero: Pheww I always pictured you as black

Rudolph has a red nose. He solos

@mandarinestro: okay.... you all know what i meant.... ok. so just in the spirit of Christmas im not gonna rant... i will specify. the kind of things a child might of believed. Gift giving, elf exploiting, sleigh riding, chimney dropping, coal stuffing, north pole residing, MOTHER FRACKING SANTA!!!!!!....(oops I ranted by accident... my bad.)

@leo-343: why would you flag?

@leo-343: He's Santa. Is all you need to know.

Odin is actually part of Norwegian concept of christmas

1. There are not 5 billion children on planet Earth. Children only comprise about 27% of the Earth's population, meaning there are about 2 billion. Factor in the fact that there are multiple children per household and the number of stops he has to make would decrease significantly.
2. He would not need to reach light speeds in order to deliver all the gifts in one night.
3. He does not have cosmic awareness. At the most he would possess global awareness.

2 of the 3 points you stated are valid, how could he deliver all the gifts in 1 night without FTL? even if it took him 1 second to deliver a gift at 1 house it would take around 63 years to deliver all the gifts, possibly less.

My theory is that there are many Santas, hence why all the gifts are delivered

@bullettimer: That's actually kinda told in the Krampus solo series I found. There's a Secret Society of Santa, a conglomeration of all the Santa's ever.

At the speed of light, you could travel around the Earth 7.5 times in one second. He definitely does not need to travel at that speed to deliver all the gifts. Assuming he has 24 hours to accomplish this his average speed would need to be roughly around 5,000,000 mph. Light travels at 670,616,629 mph. The difference between those numbers is so vast that the human mind literally cannot comprehend it.

@itsomething: @ordinaryalan: Regardless of the speed, it's fracking fast no matter how you spin it.

Of course there is! Haven't you seen Jingle All The Way? =P

@noone301994 said:

I love that scene!

@ordinaryalan: Lol same.

@ordinaryalan: you didn't take into account that he stops to eat cookies, has to get INTO houses, even ones without chimneys, and skips houses that have children that are awake and has to come back to them when they fall asleep.

True, but that last factor is unknowable.

@ordinaryalan: <_< what @nickthedevil: said.

@itsomething:

Yet he can still remain the size of an average 'Murican

Damn.

@rbt: I hope nobody is offended

I found it funny, but I'm not American, so...

@rbt: *walks away, before you can pick up you belly and come after me*

LOL are you fat?

I'm 5'9" and weigh 57 kgs. I wish I had some more fat on me.