1000 Chimpanzees vs Daredevil, Punisher andMoon Knight,

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#1  Edited By Edgeworth_11

Who wins? 
 It's midnight.
It's in NY and CHimps have gone bananas!! They were drugged to kill humans.
No morals. Daredevil borrowed Electra's sais and has his club. Moon Knight has standard gear. Punisher has ak47, flash grenade, c4s, magnum, 2 tommy machine guns, grenade launcher, combat knife an his van is parked near by
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#2  Edited By Seth_Olympia

Any of them could solo.

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#3  Edited By nick_hero22

Daredevil takes them down by using his acrobats and nerve strikes while Punisher blows them to pieces. Moon Knight can just stick around for moral support.
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#4  Edited By Edgeworth_11

did you see the planet of apes commercial?
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#5  Edited By BuckshotWasHere  Moderator

If they win it's only because of Punisher.

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#6  Edited By Dracade102
@Edgeworth_11 said:
did you see the planet of apes commercial?
Those weren't all chimpanzees... And they were on a special brain enhancing drug so I don't think they qualify as average chimps. 
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#7  Edited By Edgeworth_11

Ok, changed. They are drugged to be bloodlusted to kill humans.
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@Seth_Olympia said:
Any of them could solo.
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#9  Edited By IZZR

1000? thats way too much as they're up against street levelers i think they will kill the team eventually

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#10  Edited By Edgeworth_11

what if it was 500?
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#11  Edited By D3athstroke

Animals

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The chimpanzees got this.

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#13  Edited By Sega_Shaman

Yeah, chimps can easily kill people, but usually just remove their faces. 1000 of them will win, many will die. The Punisher will kill most of the ones that die, but gets swarmed in the end. Daredevil will probably go for high ground and keep moving so the chimps will have to follow him, but eventually he'll get pulled down and mobbed. Moon Knight...I'll be honest, I don't know much about him, other than he has a Moon-copter and moon-shuriken.

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#14  Edited By m0ntyb0y
@Seth_Olympia: I think you guys are severely underestimating chimpanzees
without ridiculous PIS, 1000 of them is overkill...
 
some facts about chimpanzee strength

Why Chimpanzees Are So Strong

  • A chimpanzee's body structure, musculature and nervous system all contribute to its strength.

    Chimpanzee strength can be traced to a number of factors, including their body and muscle structure, the demands of their semiarboreal lifestyle, the interaction between their musculature and nervous systems and the influence of genetics.

    Dr. John Hawks, Associate Professor of Anthropology at the University of Wisconsin, points to a combination of skeletal muscle structure and genetics as part of the reason for the chimpanzee's strength. The muscle fibers of the chimpanzee are longer than those of a human, enabling them to generate twice the work output over a wider range of motion. He also points out that certain genes that limit muscle development have been deactivated in the human, but are still present in the chimpanzee.

    In addition, primatologist Dr. Ann MacLamon's research indicated that the motor neurons in the spinal cord that control muscle function in the human are less prevalent in the chimpanzee, giving the animals immediate access to far greater muscle power than humans have. This enables the chimpanzee to use far more of its potential strength than is possible for a human being, due to the constraints our nervous systems place upon us

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#15  Edited By FunnyStuff707

If this standard gear for Moon Knight is carbodanium, then I think they can pull it off. That stuff is almost as tough as adamantium, and there's no way they're breaking through that. Daredevil would run the entire time, and Punisher would take a lot out. If he starts on the high ground, he can take more out until they swarm the roof. Moon Knight, with Vengeance gadgets, is the deciding factor here.

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@Seth_Olympia said:
Any of them could solo.
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#17  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

um..punisher shoots them all?

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#18  Edited By iamwarmachine

Punishers gathers bunches of them and take out groups with the c4 shoots most of the remaining  he flashes the rest and tacknifes them all
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#19  Edited By super_psycho

punisher will blow them to pieces
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#20  Edited By Green Skin

Punisher solos

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#21  Edited By ShiZZmAhh
@Seth_Olympia said:
Any of them could solo.
how does daredevil solo a 1000 chimps?   ...are u kidding. 
 
@Buckshot said:

If they win it's only because of Punisher.

this.
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#22  Edited By Sega_Shaman
@ShiZZmAhh: He would need to discard and draw a new weapon instead of reload, since a swarm of one thousand angry chimps probably won't give him enough time to reload. He'll put the biggest dent in their numbers, that's for sure.
Edit: Just reread, since his van is nearby, he'd definitely be running over chimps until their bones pop a tire.
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#23  Edited By daak1212

If punisher barricades him self then yeah maybe they have a chance.

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#24  Edited By madrid_san
@Sega_Shaman said:
@ShiZZmAhh: He would need to discard and draw a new weapon instead of reload, since a swarm of one thousand angry chimps probably won't give him enough time to reload. He'll put the biggest dent in their numbers, that's for sure. Edit: Just reread, since his van is nearby, he'd definitely be running over chimps until their bones pop a tire.


awesome strategy and awesome topic! I don't see daredevil solo-ing this. maybe none of them will. i saw that planet of the apes commericial. these guys are like two or three times as strong, agile and durable as people are. they have to work as a team to win. perhaps daredevil and moonknight will have to resort to using some on punisher's weapons. Maybe as punisher is running over chimps, the other two have the back door open and shoot down pursuing chimps.
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#25  Edited By Sega_Shaman
@madrid_san: Thanks, and I'm surprised it took me so long to spot the van strategy. When else do I get to bring up running over chimps? I can see some of the chimps climbing up some to jump onto of the humans, and avoid the rest of the chimp mob. So, they'll probably end up with a few chimps dropping onto the roof of the van, which could end badly if the chimps get inside. Limited space, and the chimp doesn't care who it hits as long as they stop moving.
I also agree that the Punisher will be willing to share some of his fun toys with the others.
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#26  Edited By TheCerealKillz

Punisher uses Marathon, Ghost, and Commando and solos.... 
 
 jk, but the chimpanzees.

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#27  Edited By FunnyStuff707

Moon Knight solos.

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#28  Edited By OptimusPalm

1000 bloodlusted chimps should be too much for the team. They can be very vicious and 1000 is a big number against just 3.
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#29  Edited By progenitorigin

Animals win.  Considering the actual strength of a normal chimpanzee and the ferocity they naturally have, they would probably rip Punisher's face off before he could pull a trigger.
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#30  Edited By madrid_san

I heard chimps go for the nads early in a fight too... any truth to this?
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#31  Edited By Killer_of_trolls
@The Stegman said:



                    um..punisher shoots them all?

                   

               


with the amount of weapons given in the OP for him to use, it's not gonna be enough.  
 
people here aren't under estimating punisher nor the chimps, they underestimating the number 1000. 
 
the real advantage they were given in the OP is that they could go to the van and blitz them. 
 
that is all.
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#32  Edited By Iron_Turtle

Seeing as they're based in NYC. If the team can get to the van and then C4 the crap out of a bridge over water it's all good. 
Chimps sink like a rock due to their super low body fat.

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#33  Edited By progenitorigin
@madrid_san said:
I heard chimps go for the nads early in a fight too... any truth to this?

Usually, yeah.  Chimps are actually viciously nasty, you remember that woman that owned a chimp and fed it sedatives? It ended up ripping her face off and tearing her hands off before the other woman could even call the cops.  Chimps are serious business, in all likelihood, with 1,000? They'd rip these heroes apart, horribly.