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#51 Posted by Marionettegeist (1912 posts) - - Show Bio

If a woman is trying to kill me, I'll defiantly hit her.

#52 Posted by Nerd Of A Hero (815 posts) - - Show Bio

Getting back on this, Batman treats all men and women equally and would only going after them if they're either criminals or done something bad. So yeah.

Oh, and by the way. You spelled "Stupid" wrong.

#53 Posted by M3th (2037 posts) - - Show Bio

Is tHat tHe real picture? MetH Has seen a lot of edited scans. Is tHis tHe real one? Batman slapped Robin because He asked about x-mas? HaHaHaHaha

June'sVeryOwn

#54 Posted by russellmania77 (14591 posts) - - Show Bio

@immortalone: YOU SUCK AND YOUR FALSE OPINION IS STUPID!!!

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#55 Posted by RonSiconolfi (521 posts) - - Show Bio

actually batman doesnt suck - hes only human and can beat all the other superheros with real superpowers even though he doesnt have any.

#56 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (9503 posts) - - Show Bio

You suck and Jack Sparrow is awesome, lets talks about Jack Sparrow and pirate Awesomeness!!!

#57 Edited by MuyJingo (1556 posts) - - Show Bio

Men are not meant to hit women because they are weaker and less able to defend themselves (in general).

When women are stronger than you and far more skilled in martial arts, I'm not sure there is an issue.

#58 Posted by MuyJingo (1556 posts) - - Show Bio

@deathpoolthet1000: Can you please start showing some basic consideration for other users, and collapsing your irrelevant images into thumbnails?

#59 Edited by DeathpooltheT1000 (9503 posts) - - Show Bio

@muyjingo said:

@deathpoolthet1000: Can you please start showing some basic consideration for other users, and collapsing your irrelevant images into thumbnails?

Troll thread!!!!

Is about Trolling!!!!

So Your argument is Invalid!!!

#60 Posted by modernww2fare (955 posts) - - Show Bio

I came here to see the batfans rage LOL

#61 Edited by RustyRoy (10940 posts) - - Show Bio

@modernww2fare said:

I came here to see the batfans rage LOL

I came here to see the troll that bumped it LOL

#62 Posted by modernww2fare (955 posts) - - Show Bio

@rustyroy said:

@modernww2fare said:

I came here to see the batfans rage LOL

I came here to see the troll that bumped it LOL

-.-

#63 Posted by RogueShadow (9954 posts) - - Show Bio

DIE! DIE! DIE!

#64 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (9503 posts) - - Show Bio

#65 Posted by SilverPool (1141 posts) - - Show Bio

My god, thank you for this post.

I don't know why I was ever a Batman fan. I'm going to go throw my Death of the Family hardcover in the trash.

#66 Posted by Marionettegeist (1912 posts) - - Show Bio

My god, thank you for this post.

I don't know why I was ever a Batman fan. I'm going to go throw my Death of the Family hardcover in the trash.

I'm assuming this is sarcasm but I still feel the need to ask as the possibility it isn't worries me.

#67 Posted by Z3RO180 (6311 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol this is a thing

#68 Posted by SilverPool (1141 posts) - - Show Bio

@dctv3363 said:

@silverpool said:

My god, thank you for this post.

I don't know why I was ever a Batman fan. I'm going to go throw my Death of the Family hardcover in the trash.

I'm assuming this is sarcasm but I still feel the need to ask as the possibility it isn't worries me.

It's sarcasm, Death of the Family is one of my favorite Batman stories and I especially love the Hardcover design.

#69 Posted by Marionettegeist (1912 posts) - - Show Bio

@dctv3363 said:

@silverpool said:

My god, thank you for this post.

I don't know why I was ever a Batman fan. I'm going to go throw my Death of the Family hardcover in the trash.

I'm assuming this is sarcasm but I still feel the need to ask as the possibility it isn't worries me.

It's sarcasm, Death of the Family is one of my favorite Batman stories and I especially love the Hardcover design.

Ah thank god. I was worried you might be crazy. Throwing away something that expensive! :)

#70 Posted by LyraFay (2472 posts) - - Show Bio

Lock this now!

#71 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

LMFAO

#72 Posted by Al_capOWN (530 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread is so stupid, "hits woman" well not $hit man, poison ivy, cat woman, c'mon duded, is just a comic.

#73 Edited by TwoGunGunnar (90 posts) - - Show Bio

@lyrafay said:

Lock this now!

Why?

I've never understood that. You know what the thread is before you even click on it. If you don't like the topic, don't click on it. Don't read it. And especially....don't post on it!

Some of us enjoy this topic though. So we're going to talk about it. Whether you like it or not. So nyah.

Batman is cool when they bring him back to his roots. I loved Nolan's take on the character - a driven guy with resources who's a badass, but not The Best At Everything In The World Who Can Beat Anyone Because He's The Best At Everything. He's more like James Bond with a cape. And sometimes the comics present him that way too, BUT....

When Batman is functioning in the DCU with superheroes, I'm fully on board with the OP. When Batman's in a story involving any other superhero, he totally sucks. Hard. Here's why...

1. He doesn't belong in the main DCU, and cramming him in there makes him hateful. Originally Batman was another masked pulp-hero like the Spirit, the Phantom, or Zorro. The character was designed to be street-level. He was never meant to operate in a universe with Kryptonians and Amazons. Batman was intended to fight crime, not super-powered crime.

But eventually DC had to put him in with the likes of Superman, Wonder Woman, and the Flash. But Batman's a regular human. He's rich, but ultimately he's a regular human armed with boomerangs and rope.

In order to make him able to hang with Superman and the Flash, he became a most obnoxious Mary Sue-type character. He's smarter than anyone, the best fighter ever, speaks every language known to man, can hack into any computer system, plays guitar better than Jimi Hendrix, and can dance better than Barishnakov.

The only way he could be any more obnoxious is if he was The Sentry.

2. He's the most unbelievable and unrealistic character ever. Here's why: So Superman can do the impossible. He can fly, see through walls, and can toss planets around. But there's an explanation. Superman's from Krypton. It's not much of an explanation, but at least its an explanation. All other characters have some kind of explanation, even if its dumb. The Hulk got hit with a Gamma Bomb, Spider-Man was bitten by a radioactive spider, etc. etc.

But not Batman. There's no explanation why Batman is the The Best At Everything Of All Time Ever Ever Ever. He's a Master of 127 martial arts? A Master? And he's Mastered criminal psychology, chemistry, history, law, escape, bullet-dodging, sleight-of-hand, military tactics, disguise, forensics, finance and business, lock picking, stealth, piloting & driving, espionage, mechanical engineering, projectile throwing, computer science, at least 24 languages, and all the other stuff I forgot about.

It takes 10,000 hours of study and practice to master one skill. That's practicing 8 hours a day, every day for 3 years and 4 months. "But Batman's really smart and has a photographic memory!" Ok, fine. But he's not superhuman. It's impossible for a human to master that many things. Impossible. Even for a genius with photographic memory. At least give us an explanation.

3. He has nothing to do with bats. He has no bat powers. Batman's schtick is gadgetry + "World's Greatest Detective". He should be called "Inspector Gadget". Why is he called Batman? He can't fly, he can't echolocate, he doesn't suck blood...there's nothing about what he does that's bat-like. He has a cave I guess, but so what? Lots of things live in caves. Bears live in caves, and they're way scarier than bats. Why isn't he Bear-Man? Makes as much sense.

4. He shacks up with adolescent boys and denies them pants.

5. Prep-time.

#74 Posted by adhd_assassin (524 posts) - - Show Bio

@lyrafay said:

Lock this now!

Why?

I've never understood that. You know what the thread is before you even click on it. If you don't like the topic, don't click on it. Don't read it. And especially....don't post on it!

Some of us enjoy this topic though. So we're going to talk about it. Whether you like it or not. So nyah.

Batman is cool when they bring him back to his roots. I loved Nolan's take on the character - a driven guy with resources who's a badass, but not The Best At Everything In The World Who Can Beat Anyone Because He's The Best At Everything. He's more like James Bond with a cape. And sometimes the comics present him that way too, BUT....

When Batman is functioning in the DCU with superheroes, I'm fully on board with the OP. When Batman's in a story involving any other superhero, he totally sucks. Hard. Here's why...

1. He doesn't belong in the main DCU, and cramming him in there makes him hateful. Originally Batman was another masked pulp-hero like the Spirit, the Phantom, or Zorro. The character was designed to be street-level. He was never meant to operate in a universe with Kryptonians and Amazons. Batman was intended to fight crime, not super-powered crime.

But eventually DC had to put him in with the likes of Superman, Wonder Woman, and the Flash. But Batman's a regular human. He's rich, but ultimately he's a regular human armed with boomerangs and rope.

In order to make him able to hang with Superman and the Flash, he became a most obnoxious Mary Sue-type character. He's smarter than anyone, the best fighter ever, speaks every language known to man, can hack into any computer system, plays guitar better than Jimi Hendrix, and can dance better than Barishnakov.

The only way he could be any more obnoxious is if he was The Sentry.

2. He's the most unbelievable and unrealistic character ever. Here's why: So Superman can do the impossible. He can fly, see through walls, and can toss planets around. But there's an explanation. Superman's from Krypton. It's not much of an explanation, but at least its an explanation. All other characters have some kind of explanation, even if its dumb. The Hulk got hit with a Gamma Bomb, Spider-Man was bitten by a radioactive spider, etc. etc.

But not Batman. There's no explanation why Batman is the The Best At Everything Of All Time Ever Ever Ever. He's a Master of 127 martial arts? A Master? And he's Mastered criminal psychology, chemistry, history, law, escape, bullet-dodging, sleight-of-hand, military tactics, disguise, forensics, finance and business, lock picking, stealth, piloting & driving, espionage, mechanical engineering, projectile throwing, computer science, at least 24 languages, and all the other stuff I forgot about.

It takes 10,000 hours of study and practice to master one skill. That's practicing 8 hours a day, every day for 3 years and 4 months. "But Batman's really smart and has a photographic memory!" Ok, fine. But he's not superhuman. It's impossible for a human to master that many things. Impossible. Even for a genius with photographic memory. At least give us an explanation.

3. He has nothing to do with bats. He has no bat powers. Batman's schtick is gadgetry + "World's Greatest Detective". He should be called "Inspector Gadget". Why is he called Batman? He can't fly, he can't echolocate, he doesn't suck blood...there's nothing about what he does that's bat-like. He has a cave I guess, but so what? Lots of things live in caves. Bears live in caves, and they're way scarier than bats. Why isn't he Bear-Man? Makes as much sense.

4. He shacks up with adolescent boys and denies them pants.

5. Prep-time.

i laughed at 4, but i agree with the rest

#75 Edited by conradoaccorsi (297 posts) - - Show Bio

@adhd_assassin: I mostly agree with you but he's not the most unrealistic, Bruce Banner would be killed in the explosion and peter parker would die because of the radiation, that's far more unrealistic then mastering martial arts and he's not even the best, Richard Dragon is the greatest martial artist in the world together with Shiva, even Bronze Tiger might be better than him. And prep time is the only argument to haters, not saying you're one but seriously they just say "Batgod Batgod Batgod", IT'S ALMOST 2 YEARS THAT HE DOESN''T DO NOTHING AMAZING, HE DIDN'T BEAT ANY SUPERHERO, BAT GOD MY ASS, THE ONLY OVERPOWERED IS SUPERMAN (and he's awesome because of that and I don't see people complaining) GET A LIFE HATERS (not referring to you, just took the chance to say it)

#76 Posted by tupiaz (2170 posts) - - Show Bio

He needs to spend less time with Superman.

#77 Posted by adhd_assassin (524 posts) - - Show Bio

@conradoaccorsi: i try not to be a hater, but dont get me wrong post crisis batman was down right annoying by the end of his run. like, pre crisis annoying.

#78 Posted by comedy_brosUSA (756 posts) - - Show Bio

@immortalone: just so you know. batman DOES suck. blood. he's a bat. and you spelt "stupid" "stoopid" so maybe you shouldn't call people names if you don't even know how to spell your own insult

#79 Edited by NoahMaximillion (328 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm apparently stupid for thinking that Batman doesn't suck, at least I can spell stupid, though.

#80 Edited by AminoAcidMan (121 posts) - - Show Bio

Finally a thread that makes all sense. LOL

He's the goddamn Batman.

#81 Posted by matchesmalone21 (8406 posts) - - Show Bio
#82 Posted by lifeofvibe (3425 posts) - - Show Bio
#83 Edited by TheCheeseStabber (7753 posts) - - Show Bio

@muyjingo said:

Men are not meant to hit women because they are weaker and less able to defend themselves (in general).

When women are stronger than you and far more skilled in martial arts, I'm not sure there is an issue.

...O.O...

*Cracks knuckles*

Oh really?!

#84 Posted by lifeofvibe (3425 posts) - - Show Bio
#85 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (7753 posts) - - Show Bio

@thecheesestabber: wha you angry about?

As a female hearing people say we are weaker than men is an outright lie!

WE HAVE BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#86 Posted by Jimmie_Hudson_ (284 posts) - - Show Bio

"i like where this thread is going"

#87 Posted by LordoftheNorth (1340 posts) - - Show Bio
#88 Edited by TheCheeseStabber (7753 posts) - - Show Bio
#89 Posted by LordoftheNorth (1340 posts) - - Show Bio

@thecheesestabber: men can run faster lift more and have greater endurance iam sorry but physically woman are weaker when compared to men its just biology now this dosnt mean women are weak but they are weaker than men

#90 Edited by matchesmalone21 (8406 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah really. This should be locked or goes to general discussion and plus any user can call out other stupid or fanboy no matter theri opinion. Have you read the rules ofthe site?

#91 Posted by RustyRoy (10940 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah really. This should be locked or goes to general discussion and plus any user can call out other stupid or fanboy no matter theri opinion. Have you read the rules ofthe site?

Yeah and it is a dupe thread anyway.