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#1 Posted by ImmortalOne (3450 posts) - - Show Bio

Every day, I see Bat-fanboys mooning over their favorite Dark and Edgy superhero. Well, it's time to set the record straight. Batman is not at all the good man his fanboys make him out to be.

In fact, I will go so far to say that he is a despicable abomination to mankind.

Why you ask?

Batman hits women.

Here's some pictures of him attacking various women.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Speed/batman400-batdartspeed2.jpg

http://img44.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-28787/loc75/4d8_batshiva2_3.jpg

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/65659/1252011-batvsdiana_jlasf1.jpg

If this were the real world, he'd probably be arrested for assault. But no, he's Batman, and everything he does is right.

Oh, apparently child abuse is cool too.

http://i1.wp.com/batman-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/MyParentsAreDeaaaaad.jpg?resize=320%2C310

#2 Edited by Black_Arrow (3149 posts) - - Show Bio

Every day, I see Bat-fanboys mooning over their favorite Dark and Edgy superhero. Well, it's time to set the record straight. Batman is not at all the good man his fanboys make him out to be.

In fact, I will go so far to say that he is a despicable abomination to mankind.

Why you ask?

Batman hits women.

Here's some pictures of him attacking various women.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Speed/batman400-batdartspeed2.jpg

http://img44.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-28787/loc75/4d8_batshiva2_3.jpg

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/65659/1252011-batvsdiana_jlasf1.jpg

If this were the real world, he'd probably be arrested for assault. But no, he's Batman, and everything he does is right.

Oh, apparently child abuse is cool too.

http://i1.wp.com/batman-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/MyParentsAreDeaaaaad.jpg?resize=320%2C310

he is the goddamn batman he can do whatever he wants.

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#3 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

This is the weirdest troll ever.

#4 Edited by THEOCITYLEGEND (1208 posts) - - Show Bio

The batman can abuse whoever he feels like abusing

#5 Posted by Jayc1324 (12297 posts) - - Show Bio

I hope your trolling right now. I'm sure you are but just making sure

#6 Edited by PeppeyHare (4310 posts) - - Show Bio
#7 Posted by Dragonborn_CT (22306 posts) - - Show Bio

Eeerrr...

#8 Posted by CheeseSticks (2479 posts) - - Show Bio

#9 Posted by kgb725 (6440 posts) - - Show Bio

He's the batman

#10 Posted by Fallschirmjager (17555 posts) - - Show Bio

this thread is bait.

#11 Posted by Kthanid (77 posts) - - Show Bio

If hitting women is wrong just because they're women then you're a misogynist and as far as slapping robin goes well the boy wonder needed it plus it makes for an awesome joke panel

#12 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

5 Star thread couldn't agree more

Nice analysis

#13 Edited by Black_Claw (2988 posts) - - Show Bio

Give me a freaking break. He's the Goddamn Batpimp and he can smack any hoe that he desires.

#14 Posted by ArturoCalaKayVee (11621 posts) - - Show Bio

I think I'm stupider now having opened and read this post.

#15 Posted by batmannflash (6221 posts) - - Show Bio
#16 Posted by Tohoma (1439 posts) - - Show Bio
#17 Posted by Nerd Of A Hero (882 posts) - - Show Bio

#18 Edited by RustyRoy (12764 posts) - - Show Bio

He treats women and men equally, that puts him above most heroes.

#20 Edited by MatteoPG (1927 posts) - - Show Bio

@tohoma said:

@immortalone: You misspelled 'stupid' in the title.

I think that was on purpose.

Great thread. Finally somebody pointed out the real character flaws of this characteristic character.

#21 Edited by DeathpooltheT1000 (10850 posts) - - Show Bio

So if you attack female criminals and female killers, you are a mosnters, because they are women.

Because women arent evil, Women are good and pure, even when doing terrible acts.

Having a vagina made you special and diety.

#22 Posted by TheBhramaBull (282 posts) - - Show Bio

Because he's batman

#23 Posted by inferiorego (24714 posts) - - Show Bio

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#24 Posted by joshmightbe (24885 posts) - - Show Bio

Hard to take you serious when you misspell "Stupid"

#25 Posted by Emequious_Swerve (1268 posts) - - Show Bio
#26 Posted by jwalser3 (5027 posts) - - Show Bio

#27 Posted by sasquatch888 (342 posts) - - Show Bio

batman always wins ,,,even when he loses he comes back with a plan and wins

#28 Posted by Wolverine08 (42371 posts) - - Show Bio

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#29 Posted by inferiorego (24714 posts) - - Show Bio
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#30 Edited by Guardiandevil83 (5612 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman has SUPER strength and beat up his girlfriend (Wonderwoman)

#31 Posted by Emequious_Swerve (1268 posts) - - Show Bio

but the theme song isn't as silly.

True. More sitcoms should feature Leon Redbone songs. They would be that much funnier

#32 Edited by Billy Batson (58029 posts) - - Show Bio

Hard to take you serious when you misspell "Stupid"

Methinks that's intentional...
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#33 Posted by joshmightbe (24885 posts) - - Show Bio

@billy_batson: I hate when people intentionally misspell things cause they think its funny. Its the fart joke of title writing.

#34 Posted by Nathaniel_Christopher (1651 posts) - - Show Bio

LoL what a joke.

#35 Posted by Ninjablade09 (3166 posts) - - Show Bio

I think I'm stupider now having opened and read this post.

Me too.

#36 Edited by jumpstart55 (2278 posts) - - Show Bio

This is obviously a joke.

#37 Edited by Archerized (9 posts) - - Show Bio

Hahahahah.... I can't breathe! OMG. Nice trolling, Mr. Troll. Hope you enjoy your trolling!

Oh oh! So someone who abuses women (Wonder Woman and Poison Ivy) is a abomination to mankind? And that child abuse thingy; robin deserved that.

#38 Posted by Knightfall225 (1995 posts) - - Show Bio

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#39 Posted by sinestro_GL (3160 posts) - - Show Bio

#40 Posted by Your_Friendly_Azn (314 posts) - - Show Bio

Obvious troll is obvious

#41 Edited by DeathpooltheT1000 (10850 posts) - - Show Bio

#42 Posted by ULTRAstarkiller (6181 posts) - - Show Bio

The F*ck up.

#43 Posted by youmessinwithme (1189 posts) - - Show Bio

so you are either such a chauvinist that you think Him hitting wonder woman is the same as average domestic Violence and hitting a SuperVillainess who is endangering some's lives is wrong just because there a woman (for example if in real life you were ever endangered by lets say an armed terrorist who happened to be female, your reaction should be exactly the same as if they were male or your sexist.) (and you're a moron) or you are just an idiot troll who can't spell Stupid. or both....

#44 Posted by Jeremy1989 (677 posts) - - Show Bio

@black_arrow:

@immortalone said:

Every day, I see Bat-fanboys mooning over their favorite Dark and Edgy superhero. Well, it's time to set the record straight. Batman is not at all the good man his fanboys make him out to be.

In fact, I will go so far to say that he is a despicable abomination to mankind.

Why you ask?

Batman hits women.

Here's some pictures of him attacking various women.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Speed/batman400-batdartspeed2.jpg

http://img44.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-28787/loc75/4d8_batshiva2_3.jpg

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/65659/1252011-batvsdiana_jlasf1.jpg

If this were the real world, he'd probably be arrested for assault. But no, he's Batman, and everything he does is right.

Oh, apparently child abuse is cool too.

http://i1.wp.com/batman-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/MyParentsAreDeaaaaad.jpg?resize=320%2C310

he is the goddamn batman he can do whatever he wants.

Except humble himself

#45 Edited by nickzambuto (13689 posts) - - Show Bio

It's embarrassing how many people are getting upset ITT.

#46 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6482 posts) - - Show Bio

My God, this is amusing.

#47 Posted by daredevil21134 (11841 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmmmmmmmm

#48 Posted by Dud317 (290 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, they aren't going to smack themselves!

#49 Edited by Eternal19 (2076 posts) - - Show Bio

im surprised this hasn't been locked yet

#50 Posted by MadeinBangladesh (6910 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL.