The most DOUCHEBAG things Batman has done.

Batman is probably my second favorite superhero of all time. With that said he has been a dick, an ahole and has done douchy things in his many appearances. Can you name some of them? I'll start.

I think it was in that giant sized special called COUNTDOWN where Blue Beetle (Ted Kord) died. Batman was a major major dick to Ted and ignored his pleas and suspicions. I don't think I even ever got to see Batman showing any remorse for that crappy thing he did to one of his friends and colleagues. Even Alfred called him up on that douchebag move.

The SOB punched a puppy one time....

Firing Dick as Robin was pretty dickish. Planning the demise of the JL and withholding vital info from the rest of the batfamily were bad too.

Abandoning Gotham for a month or so during No Mans Land.

He is the douchebag Gotham deserves..

Let's see, All-Star Batman and Robin.

he has done a lot of things i can't agree with

Send Dick back to the orphanage.

Everything in batman odyssey

Being batman

That time he peed his pants. Thank you Kevin Smith.

@rdclip: good ones

And a Horse...

Making Dick wear a bright costume to draw all of the attention so that he can hide in the shadows where it is safe.

Only thing i can think off is all star. Most other dbag things hes done were for a reason or just because hes generally always in a bad mood

Taking his family to fight crime.

Taking his friends to fight crime.

@deathpoolthet1000: wow that's true

probably this.

Batman's biggest dick moment is when he was Dick.

His entirely inconsistent treatment of male and female Bat Family members?

Obligatory:

How do you mean?

@fodigg said:

Obligatory:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.........

I can hear Bale's voice screaming something about "ONLY VANILLA OR CHOC-CHIP IN MY PRESENCE!!!!"

@fodigg said:

Obligatory:

Batman hates Icecream

@deathpoolthet1000:

lol

Is it wrong If I wished Superman would murdered Batman after he said that.

Kicking that dude with the ice cream might have taken the cake...so mean.

Seriously,making his own SON a Robin is dumb......as a "Bat-parent" i would want my kid to ESCAPE all this nonsence and not get involved with it....especially after what happened to my(his) parents.........

News Flash: They are DEAD!!!!!!!

Save King Joffrey

@punyparker: he doesnt make anyone do what they dont want to do so no thats not true

I didnt follow how Damian became Robin......what,he burst into the Batcave and said"Dad i wanna be a Robin!" ?....

Child endangerment should be top of that list.

How you dare to say Robin side kick idea is child abuse, even with all the evidence at the favor of this, dont matter, since for some reason Batman being a child abuser make sense, since the guy is not a hero and those kids are obviously not part of his family, besides the obviously has no paternal emotions to them!!!

Yes it was sarcam, Batman should had never put his family and friend in this danger, he should only put his life at risk.

He uses children as his sidekicks because he likes them that way a possible case Michael Jackson syndrome except we don't know if it's a sexual relationship, he's good at hiding it if it is. He's the batman.

Never says bye to people when he's talking just disappears on them when there backs are turned...how rude.

@arturocalakayvee: to be fair, Kevin Smith said on Fatman on Batman he has a firefighter buddy. His buddy stated that a "bladder spasm" isn't uncommon with such a strong burst of heat. Whether or not you heard this already, you still made me laugh.

@bumblebecc: There is one female bat family member. How is his treatment of Barbara inconsistent?

@punyparker: Being Robin was probably the safest thing, Damian could have done. He'd never have been to able to live a normal childhood

Batman wins.

Οh......yay Dick!

I don't have the scan but some incarnation of him kicked a man as he was putting his gun into the front of his waist band.

The man blew his Grayson off...

In O.M.A.C. Project after Wonder Woman killed Maxwell Lord to save Superman she went to the cave to tell him what she had done before he hear it frome other person and his only response was "Get out"

@mitran said:

@thecheesestabber said:

I don't have the scan but some incarnation of him kicked a man as he was putting his gun into the front of his waist band.

The man blew his Grayson off...

I think it's ASBAR, not sure though.

What Book is this from?

@mitran: True or Kevin Smiths run, though the art looks almost New 52

Batman burned people alive then had sex with black canary

Killed the KGBeast

Hung a guy from the bat plane