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#1 Posted by Blackdog2009 (1855 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman is probably my second favorite superhero of all time. With that said he has been a dick, an ahole and has done douchy things in his many appearances. Can you name some of them? I'll start.

I think it was in that giant sized special called COUNTDOWN where Blue Beetle (Ted Kord) died. Batman was a major major dick to Ted and ignored his pleas and suspicions. I don't think I even ever got to see Batman showing any remorse for that crappy thing he did to one of his friends and colleagues. Even Alfred called him up on that douchebag move.

#2 Edited by lifeboy (1675 posts) - - Show Bio

The SOB punched a puppy one time....

#3 Posted by RDClip (1137 posts) - - Show Bio

Firing Dick as Robin was pretty dickish. Planning the demise of the JL and withholding vital info from the rest of the batfamily were bad too.

#4 Posted by batpala (339 posts) - - Show Bio

Abandoning Gotham for a month or so during No Mans Land.

#5 Edited by TakeLuutzen (139 posts) - - Show Bio

He is the douchebag Gotham deserves..

#6 Posted by trebean (680 posts) - - Show Bio

Let's see, All-Star Batman and Robin.

#7 Posted by MasterDetective (840 posts) - - Show Bio

he has done a lot of things i can't agree with

#8 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (11398 posts) - - Show Bio

Send Dick back to the orphanage.

#9 Posted by frogdog (3274 posts) - - Show Bio

Everything in batman odyssey

#10 Posted by Z3RO180 (6613 posts) - - Show Bio

Being batman

#11 Posted by spider11211 (1141 posts) - - Show Bio
#12 Edited by ArturoCalaKayVee (11996 posts) - - Show Bio

That time he peed his pants. Thank you Kevin Smith.

#13 Posted by Blackdog2009 (1855 posts) - - Show Bio
#14 Posted by RustyRoy (13166 posts) - - Show Bio

@lifeboy said:

The SOB punched a puppy one time....

And a Horse...

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#15 Posted by spider11211 (1141 posts) - - Show Bio

Making Dick wear a bright costume to draw all of the attention so that he can hide in the shadows where it is safe.

#16 Posted by Jayc1324 (12751 posts) - - Show Bio

Only thing i can think off is all star. Most other dbag things hes done were for a reason or just because hes generally always in a bad mood

#17 Posted by JLDoom (2310 posts) - - Show Bio

#18 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (11398 posts) - - Show Bio

Taking his family to fight crime.

Taking his friends to fight crime.

#19 Posted by Blackdog2009 (1855 posts) - - Show Bio
#20 Edited by toptom (1202 posts) - - Show Bio

Taking his family to fight crime.

Taking his friends to fight crime.

probably this.

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#21 Posted by nickzambuto (14104 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman's biggest dick moment is when he was Dick.

#22 Posted by bumblebecc (2 posts) - - Show Bio

His entirely inconsistent treatment of male and female Bat Family members?

#23 Posted by fodigg (6146 posts) - - Show Bio

Obligatory:

#24 Posted by V_Scarlotte_Rose (6407 posts) - - Show Bio

His entirely inconsistent treatment of male and female Bat Family members?

How do you mean?

#25 Edited by WIshIWasSuperman (1351 posts) - - Show Bio

@fodigg said:

Obligatory:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.........

I can hear Bale's voice screaming something about "ONLY VANILLA OR CHOC-CHIP IN MY PRESENCE!!!!"

#26 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (11398 posts) - - Show Bio

@fodigg said:

Obligatory:

Batman hates Icecream

#27 Posted by Blackdog2009 (1855 posts) - - Show Bio
#28 Edited by Jeremy1989 (700 posts) - - Show Bio

Is it wrong If I wished Superman would murdered Batman after he said that.

#29 Posted by The Stegman (24983 posts) - - Show Bio

Kicking that dude with the ice cream might have taken the cake...so mean.

#30 Edited by PunyParker (11961 posts) - - Show Bio

Seriously,making his own SON a Robin is dumb......as a "Bat-parent" i would want my kid to ESCAPE all this nonsence and not get involved with it....especially after what happened to my(his) parents.........

News Flash: They are DEAD!!!!!!!

#31 Edited by DeathpooltheT1000 (11398 posts) - - Show Bio

Save King Joffrey

#32 Edited by lifeofvibe (3506 posts) - - Show Bio

@punyparker: he doesnt make anyone do what they dont want to do so no thats not true

#33 Edited by PunyParker (11961 posts) - - Show Bio

@punyparker: he doesnt make anyone do what they dont want to do so no thats not true

I didnt follow how Damian became Robin......what,he burst into the Batcave and said"Dad i wanna be a Robin!" ?....

#34 Posted by sinestro_GL (3240 posts) - - Show Bio

Child endangerment should be top of that list.

#35 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (11398 posts) - - Show Bio

Child endangerment should be top of that list.

How you dare to say Robin side kick idea is child abuse, even with all the evidence at the favor of this, dont matter, since for some reason Batman being a child abuser make sense, since the guy is not a hero and those kids are obviously not part of his family, besides the obviously has no paternal emotions to them!!!

Yes it was sarcam, Batman should had never put his family and friend in this danger, he should only put his life at risk.

#36 Posted by Back_stabbath95 (170 posts) - - Show Bio

He uses children as his sidekicks because he likes them that way a possible case Michael Jackson syndrome except we don't know if it's a sexual relationship, he's good at hiding it if it is. He's the batman.

#37 Posted by HumanRocket (8601 posts) - - Show Bio

Never says bye to people when he's talking just disappears on them when there backs are turned...how rude.

#38 Posted by Dud317 (291 posts) - - Show Bio

@arturocalakayvee: to be fair, Kevin Smith said on Fatman on Batman he has a firefighter buddy. His buddy stated that a "bladder spasm" isn't uncommon with such a strong burst of heat. Whether or not you heard this already, you still made me laugh.

#39 Posted by MuyJingo (1791 posts) - - Show Bio

@bumblebecc: There is one female bat family member. How is his treatment of Barbara inconsistent?

#40 Posted by PeppeyHare (4310 posts) - - Show Bio

@punyparker: Being Robin was probably the safest thing, Damian could have done. He'd never have been to able to live a normal childhood

#41 Posted by Sebast_Allen (1575 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman wins.

#42 Posted by conradoaccorsi (301 posts) - - Show Bio

@lifeofvibe said:

@punyparker: he doesnt make anyone do what they dont want to do so no thats not true

I didnt follow how Damian became Robin......what,he burst into the Batcave and said"Dad i wanna be a Robin!" ?....

It was Dick who made him Robin, and kicked Tim from the team

#43 Edited by PunyParker (11961 posts) - - Show Bio

@punyparker said:

@lifeofvibe said:

@punyparker: he doesnt make anyone do what they dont want to do so no thats not true

I didnt follow how Damian became Robin......what,he burst into the Batcave and said"Dad i wanna be a Robin!" ?....

It was Dick who made him Robin, and kicked Tim from the team

Οh......yay Dick!

#44 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8151 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't have the scan but some incarnation of him kicked a man as he was putting his gun into the front of his waist band.

The man blew his Grayson off...

#45 Edited by MarcosVergara14 (457 posts) - - Show Bio

In O.M.A.C. Project after Wonder Woman killed Maxwell Lord to save Superman she went to the cave to tell him what she had done before he hear it frome other person and his only response was "Get out"

#46 Posted by JetiiMitra (8709 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't have the scan but some incarnation of him kicked a man as he was putting his gun into the front of his waist band.

The man blew his Grayson off...

I think it's ASBAR, not sure though.

#47 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8151 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

@thecheesestabber said:

I don't have the scan but some incarnation of him kicked a man as he was putting his gun into the front of his waist band.

The man blew his Grayson off...

I think it's ASBAR, not sure though.

What Book is this from?

#48 Posted by JetiiMitra (8709 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

@thecheesestabber said:

I don't have the scan but some incarnation of him kicked a man as he was putting his gun into the front of his waist band.

The man blew his Grayson off...

I think it's ASBAR, not sure though.

What Book is this from?

I think it's from All Star Batman and Robin, but I'm not sure. It fits the characterization of All Star pretty well.

#49 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8151 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran: True or Kevin Smiths run, though the art looks almost New 52

#50 Posted by kgb725 (6440 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman burned people alive then had sex with black canary

Killed the KGBeast

Hung a guy from the bat plane