Let's say that Batsy was a living, breathing person. What would be the one question you would ask him?
If you could ask Batman something, what would it be?
I'd kill him, ask questions later. Let's see him try and stop Poison Ivy with 2 bullets in his heart and head.
"Can I have like, a few million dollars? You can spare it."
Agreed hehe.
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: stevey don't miss, baby. only 1 shot is deathstroke02. the rest, batman and 4 bystanders. stevey don't refill no freaking clip, he using it all.
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: stevey don't miss, baby. only 1 shot is deathstroke02. the rest, batman and 4 bystanders. stevey don't refill no freaking clip, he using it all.
My plan is proceeding as expected...
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: stevey don't miss, baby. only 1 shot is deathstroke02. the rest, batman and 4 bystanders. stevey don't refill no freaking clip, he using it all.
We managed to survive the attack of the enraged Seagal. Instead some random kids were shot.
All I needed was Batman out of the picture, the children die as martyrs.
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: stevey don't miss, baby. only 1 shot is deathstroke02. the rest, batman and 4 bystanders. stevey don't refill no freaking clip, he using it all.
My plan is proceeding as expected...
We managed to survive the attack of the enraged Seagal. Instead some random kids were shot.
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: anyway my question to you batman is: what happens to a bat when it's struck by lightning?
@spideyivydaredevilfan26 said:
I'd kill him, ask questions later. Let's see him try and stop Poison Ivy with 2 bullets in his heart and head.
Well, um, hate to break it to you chum, but I was cleaning my gun the other day, and there was this red-headed, green-skinned woman walking by cooing to the plants in my garden, and well...accidents do happen.
Rest assured, though, I've got the funeral expenses fully covered. Though, I did have to get a restraining order against some crazy chick in a harlequin costume trying to bash my skull in first.
On the plus side, I got a medal from the mayor of Gotham for "Invaluable Community Service".
@spideyivydaredevilfan26 said:
I'd kill him, ask questions later. Let's see him try and stop Poison Ivy with 2 bullets in his heart and head.
Well, um, hate to break it to you chum, but I was cleaning my gun the other day, and there was this red-headed, green-skinned woman walking by cooing to the plants in my garden, and well...accidents do happen.
Rest assured, though, I've got the funeral expenses fully covered. Though, I did have to get a restraining order against some crazy chick in a harlequin costume trying to bash my skull in first.
On the plus side, I got a medal from the mayor of Gotham for "Invaluable Community Service".
What...No...
I'd kill him, ask questions later. Let's see him try and stop Poison Ivy with 2 bullets in his heart and head.
I'm pretty sure his suit is bullet proof.
I'd kill him, ask questions later. Let's see him try and stop Poison Ivy with 2 bullets in his heart and head.
I'm pretty sure his suit is bullet proof.
Just assassinate him as Bruce Wayne.
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: But you don't know he's Bruce Wayne... Bruce Wayne is a playboy millionaire, nobody knows who Batman is...
@jmarshmallow: Remember Silent Rob marshmallow...Remember Silent Rob.
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: You cannot defeat me twice.
I have evolved since then.
Transcended above human limitations.
I am immortal.
Jmarshmallow
@jmarshmallow: Good...Cause Silent Rob made another video...
I would ask him about the specifics of his mental and physical training so that I could become a peak human genius and make my own gadgets too. Then I'd join the army and stealth kill everyone.
Why don't you kill The Joker? Just one shot, boof! With your billions of dollars at your disposal, I'm sure you can cover your tracks.
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: The Hate is strong in that one.
But my love for Ivy is stronger!
Jmarshmallow
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: The Hate is strong in that one.
But my love for Ivy is stronger!
Jmarshmallow
We'll see whose love is stronger...You liked Harvest, after all. That's pretty much like enjoying Poison Ivy blackface LOL.
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: The Hate is strong in that one.
But my love for Ivy is stronger!
Jmarshmallow
We'll see whose love is stronger...You liked Harvest, after all. That's pretty much like enjoying Poison Ivy blackface LOL.
Jmarshmallow
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: The Hate is strong in that one.
But my love for Ivy is stronger!
Jmarshmallow
We'll see whose love is stronger...You liked Harvest, after all. That's pretty much like enjoying Poison Ivy blackface LOL.
Jmarshmallow
I'd ask him if he has experimented on himself giving himself moderate super strength because he does some things that no "peak" human would ever be able to do physically and has taken blows that would kill any normal human over and over because "he's batman" lol. Don't think I'm hating on Bman he's one of my favs but I've always thought this. You would think he of all people would be able to enhance himself to a degree of higher strength and durablity to level of say captain America or deathstroke. it would certainly come in handy and would be awesome!
@jmarshmallow: Plus I actually would want to be Ivy's FRIEND and like her for more than just because she's hot. I think she'd prefer that to just some guy who wants to bang her (Who she would probably just manipulate)
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
Bahahahahahahahaha. I give up, you win.
@jmarshmallow: Plus I actually would want to be Ivy's FRIEND and like her for more than just because she's hot. I think she'd prefer that to just some guy who wants to bang her (Who she would probably just manipulate)
Jmarshmallow
@jmarshmallow: Plus I actually would want to be Ivy's FRIEND and like her for more than just because she's hot. I think she'd prefer that to just some guy who wants to bang her (Who she would probably just manipulate)
Jmarshmallow
I propose a challenge. I'll start a battle thread between you and me tomorrow. First round will be who would have a better chance at making Ivy their girlfriend, second round will be who would have a better chance at KEEPING her their girlfriend, and last will be who would win in a fight to the death for her honor (I of course will be having my symbiote, Spider-Man's powers, and a Sinestro Corps/Yellow Lantern Ring) Do you accept my challenge?
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: I fear no challenge!
But I warn you, if you go down this path, you will only lead yourself towards destruction....
Jmarshmallow
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: I fear no challenge!
But I warn you, if you go down this path, you will only lead yourself towards destruction....
Jmarshmallow
Fair enough. Write your profile (Powers, what you'd do, e.t.c) and I'll start it up! ;)
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: Symbiote, Spider-Man's powers, and a Yellow Lantern ring, eh?
Then I choose Greed's Ultimate Shield from FMA, Percy Jackson's powers, and Sora's Keyblade.
You're done for man.
Jmarshmallow
Please Log In to post.
Log in to comment