Favorite Joker Quote

Joker says some crazy shit. Which is your favorite Joker quote?

Here are mine:

"Welcome to the madhouse Batman. I've set a trap and you've sprung it gloriously" -Arkham Asylum

"Do I look like a guy with a plan to you" -Dark Knight

"Let's not blow things out of proportion" -Dark Knight

"Why so serious?" -Dark Knight

"You wanna know how I got these scars?" -Dark Knight

"So how do you keep a secret from the World's Greatest Detective? Well, do you know? You stick it right in front of him, right under his long pointy nose, and wait." -Arkham City

"If you actually let me finish a sentence, you might learn something! You might learn we're not so different. You might even learn something about yourself." -Arkham Origins

"Come on, baby! Beat me 'til your knuckles bleed... And why quit there? You know there's only one way to stop me." -Arkham Origins

everything in the killing joke

Haha.

I'd have to do some research at home (currently at work), but off the top of my head:

To prove a point. Here's to crime. - The Killing Joke

This town needs an enema! - Batman ('89)

You remind me of my father. ...I HATED my father. - The Dark Knight

Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness? - Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth

"So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember there’s always madness. Madness is the emergency exit… you can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.”

all its take is one bad day - Joker the killing joke.

"this p*ssy clean, this p*ssy squeaky/ that p*ssy old, that p*ssy creaky"- Joker, it brought a tear to my eyes

@badassporkchop: No favorite quotes from comics?

"Ever dance with the devil in pale moonlight "

"Without Batman, crime has no punch line." - The Man Who Killed Batman from BTAS.