Batman Battle of the Month: Batman vs. Squirrel Girl

Uhh.

I don't really expect much from comic vine battles, but you guys have really sunk low for this battle. You put a plot device, against a plot device. Unbelievable. The people on CBR warned me about the shenanigans on here too. I just didn't think they were serious.

Squirrel girl solos batman easily...and the justice league....and the dc universe....she is an omnipotent god

This is not a serious Battle, ask @k4tzm4n

Or... you know, actually read the article before commenting. There's more than a few remarks which make it abundantly clear this is a lighthearted match and celebrating April Fools.

There is no such thing as a lighthearted match.

>:0

no one likes Squirrel Girl, Batman wins

@micah said:

Took out Thanos. That's all the argument I need.

P.S the Watcher himself confirms it was the real Thanos

The watcher was a robot. It'll be revealed in Marvel's giant crossover, Original Sin, which exists solely to retcon Squirrelgirl out of defeating Thanos. However she is ironically 616 Miles Morales's mother.

@captainmarvel4ever: because batman

Batgod is an omnipotent immortal being, sg is a demigod at most

Batgod stomps

I am compelled to add my 0.02: As much as Batman is usually the favored winner here and Squirrel Girl seems to be Campy, Her stats and her history have convinced me that she would stomp Batman. She has proven she can beat Wolverine, who has run the gauntlet here and voted to have beaten Batman. Squirrel Girl > Wolverine > Batman.

My vote is that Squirrel Girl overwhelms Batman and wins by KO

One more day to vote.

Isnt she stronger,faster and durable than Batman,having also healing factor on his side? Now,she not skilled as Batman but still she's supposed to have better stats.

BATMAN SOLO'S YOU KNOW WHY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CUZ HIS BATMAN :D

BAT-MAN DIES!!!!!!

END OF DISCUSSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude what

Batman has random shark repellent in his belt. You really think he does not have the squirrel version of it?

Nuff said

We need K4tzm4n back

@jayc1324: what happened to him anyways

SG she is called the unbeatable Squirrel Girl for a reason!

Pretty funny seeing this bumped.