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Bone, along with his cousins finds himself in The Valley, trying to stay alive after being run out of town due to another of Phoney Bone's dodgy business plans, building an orphanage on top of a hazardous waste landfill. The three cousins end up being separated by a plague of locusts. Fone, unaware that he is being folowed and protected by a large red dragon, finds himself stuck due to winter.
Eventually Fone meets up with Thorn, a young girl, who Bone immediately falls in love with. Thorn takes Fone to meet her grandmother, who breeds and trains cattle to race in the nearby town of Barrelhaven. Phoney eventually stumbles across Gran'ma and is reunited with Fone at Gran'ma's farm. We discover that evil elements are searching for Phoney but at this point are not told why. Phoney whilst arguing with everyone earns that a big cow race is due and manages to find his way into Barrelhaven.
He discovers Smiley Bone working at the local tavern and hatches a plan to fleece the locals out of their hard earned dairy products through a betting sting on the upcoming race. After Gran'mas farm is attacked by the evil creatures looking for Phoney Bone, Fone, Thorn and Gran'ma head into the town. At this time all the cousins are reunited and happy times return for the three Bones, or do they?