History
Darlene Spritzer is a waitress and friend to Al to his many diners which have been repeatedly and inevitably destroyed in fights or destructive disasters timely in various locations or planets by battles from Lobo. She has been involved with Lobo specifically in fantasy situations, imaginary stories, and satirical tutorials involving Lobo in past stories; of such instances, Darlene had been in a fantasy marriage with Lobo that resulted poorly with unruly children and Lobo's womanizing in a dream state.
Little can be disclosed on the past of Darlene Spritzer or her alien race beyond that she is humanoid in appearance and long lost niece to a deceased intergalactic mob boss to Slam City who inherited her late uncle's trillion dollar fortune and business rights to her late uncle's crime syndicate under the protection and exploits of Lobo until triple-crosses by her cousin Zulya would scheme to eliminate her grandmother, brothers, and Darlene accordingly with her late father's lawyer to take over the criminal enterprises until Darlene escaped Slam City with Lobo upon a turbine failure lead the asteroid city collapsed into a black hole.
Other Media
Lobo (2000)
In the Lobo cartoon created by John P. McCann, Darlene is a human with blonde hair and voiced by Grey DeLisle. She is quite lippy. Lobo and Sunny Jim made a bet to see which one would get laid with her first. Sunny Jim took Darlene from Al's Diner to Tubo's Swap Meet and attempted to sell her. They went into the Mental Zone and to the Interstellar Managers Planet, home of the MBA. Darlene heard Lobo shooting the MBA and escaped Sunny Jim. Lobo explained that he betted on having casual sex rather than dating, much to her dismay. After Sunny Jim was beaten to a bloody pulp, Lobo and Darlene went to Big Ahmet's. She intoxicated him with a drink and left him behind, taking his bike and giving him the finger.
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