The Massively Ridicolous Bendis/Emma Thread!

#1 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

Lets just make up ways Bendis is going to ruin Emma. This is not a serious thread, but a joke to let off some steam and anger, I'll start

Bendis is going to kill off Emma and replace her with a 12 year old black hispanic boy!

Bendis! *Shakes fist at*

#2 Posted by Veitha (2899 posts) - - Show Bio

He's gonna turn her into an hysterical teenager without an inch of regality... Oh right, it has already happened!

#3 Posted by Onemoreposter (3954 posts) - - Show Bio

He going to ruin her....with his tabernacle.....for all other men.......

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#4 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

So much for having fun...

#5 Posted by SC (12724 posts) - - Show Bio

He is going to have her powers mutate further, having her lose her thumbs. She will lament her lack of dexterity and spend all day toasting hot pockets with Beast. In flash back scenes she will be blond and have an English accent, and have a large chest, even as a kid. She'll be revealed to be Xorn in the end though, as we learn the last canon Emma Frost appearance was her first appearance. Iron Man and Cyclops both end up seeing the same psychologist in the aftermath, though with retrospection Iron Man considers bedding something with a star/blackhole for a brain, a total win.

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#6 Posted by Mutant God (3020 posts) - - Show Bio

Hes going to make Emma say Scott is wrong and Wolverine is right then sleep with Wolverine and then become Kitty Pryde's personal assistant

#7 Posted by Lvenger (18474 posts) - - Show Bio

He's going to make her a spiteful witch that cannot be liked. Oh wait she is that already.

#8 Posted by doddy (248 posts) - - Show Bio

I have to say I really liked Bendis’ Emma (in HoM and the Sentry arc in New Avengers) so I still pin my hope on him. Emma in All-New X-Men is not bad so far.

In my opinion, he can ruin our flawless, unmatched, beloved Emma Frost in following ways:

1) making her a pure arm-candy

2) making her pregnant

3) killing her

4) making her go back to villainy.

I love her moral ambiguity and the fact that she’s a nontraditional heroine is one of the most important reasons why I love her. But that she walks the fine line between hero and villain can be represented perfectly when she’s with X-Men…Joining an enemy team being a villain again means less appearances and less developments of character, it’s clearly not good for her.

She has going through so many traumatic things to be what she wants to be, if she finally went full circle that would be tragic.

It's her decadence that makes her seem more human than most characters. She has all the ingredients of falling apart, but it strong enough to keep herself together. That's her heroism. Not everyone is willing to save themselves.

http://www.paultobin.net/?p=4551

#9 Posted by Son Of Storm (11252 posts) - - Show Bio

He's going to make her actually learn how to fight.

#10 Posted by God_Spawn (37382 posts) - - Show Bio

@Son Of Storm said:

He's going to make her actually learn how to fight.

Ok, this is a possibility. He did write Wolverine's skill level properly like against Iron Fist.

@Lvenger said:

He's going to make her a spiteful witch that cannot be liked. Oh wait she is that already.

Ouch, man. =(.

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#11 Posted by Son Of Storm (11252 posts) - - Show Bio
@god_spawn said:

@Son Of Storm said:

He's going to make her actually learn how to fight.

Ok, this is a possibility. He did write Wolverine's skill level properly like against Iron Fist.


I don't want her to learn how to fight.
#12 Posted by God_Spawn (37382 posts) - - Show Bio

@Son Of Storm: I know. Just saying it could very well happen:P. Especially since we don't know of her telepathy will come back.

This X10000
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#13 Posted by Son Of Storm (11252 posts) - - Show Bio
@god_spawn said:

@Son Of Storm: I know. Just saying it could very well happen:P. Especially since we don't know of her telepathy will come back.

This X10000
Well if it doesn't come back.....diamond form........I want spikes......projectiles.......and at the very least she needs to make be able to backhand Hulk to the moon. Omega level diamond form!
#14 Posted by BlackReaper (595 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably re-villainize her. Maybe she'll marry Norman Osborn and make crystal goblin babies.

#15 Posted by x_29 (2274 posts) - - Show Bio

Bendis will reveal that Emma was Jean Grey all along.

#16 Posted by jrock85 (2874 posts) - - Show Bio

He's going to make her get a breast reduction, and then I will lose what little passion I have left for comics.

#17 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

@x_29 said:

Bendis will reveal that Emma was Jean Grey all along.

Too far!!!!

#18 Posted by Vance Astro (91123 posts) - - Show Bio
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#19 Posted by God_Spawn (37382 posts) - - Show Bio
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#20 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

Emma, Namor, Wolverine in a threesome.

#21 Posted by Lvenger (18474 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

@Lvenger said:

He's going to make her a spiteful witch that cannot be liked. Oh wait she is that already.

Ouch, man. =(.

That's not directed at you man, just Emma. Just having my little rip on her is all. You do know I don't like her and Scott right :P

#22 Posted by Markus_Langbourn (387 posts) - - Show Bio

Why have a joke thread for a franchise that is already a joke?

#23 Posted by God_Spawn (37382 posts) - - Show Bio

@Lvenger: I know. To each his own :P.

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#24 Posted by HopesummersFORtheFUTURE (2767 posts) - - Show Bio

@x_29 said:

Bendis will reveal that Emma was Jean Grey all along.

@BlackReaper

said:

Probably re-villainize her. Maybe she'll marry Norman Osborn and make crystal goblin babies.

lol

@Vance Astro said:

what is ssj???

#25 Posted by HopesummersFORtheFUTURE (2767 posts) - - Show Bio

so scott is opening a secret school maybe called xavier......

because calling it The Emma Frost School For Delinquents is funny/wrong

#26 Posted by Vance Astro (91123 posts) - - Show Bio
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#27 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio
#28 Posted by Vance Astro (91123 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheCrowbar said:

Super Saiyan Jin! OMG get it right!

/hairflip

Actually it's Sūpā Saiya-jin
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#29 Edited by queenfrost_ (2499 posts) - - Show Bio

He is going to make her a martyr of some sort. Make her go crazy but end up killing herself for the sake of everyone or something....Re: House of M

He will completely destroy her character and make her weak-minded, vulnerable and overpower her...Also turn her in to a villain...Re: House of M

#30 Posted by Darksider555 (399 posts) - - Show Bio

actually, her new mean self will travel back in time to tell her younger self not to date cyclpos because she doesnt love him and try to kill him.but cyclops will overpower her and she will end up in the white hot room with jean gossiping about cyclops...

#31 Posted by Imperfect (22 posts) - - Show Bio

@JohnnyGat said:

Emma, Namor, Wolverine in a threesome.

Replace Wolverine for Iron Man.

#32 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

@TheCrowbar said:

Super Saiyan Jin! OMG get it right!

/hairflip

Actually it's Sūpā Saiya-jin

OH SNAP

#33 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@Imperfect said:

@JohnnyGat said:

Emma, Namor, Wolverine in a threesome.

Replace Wolverine for Iron Man.

Why not add Iron-man in a foursome, better yet add Luke Cage in.

#34 Posted by queenfrost_ (2499 posts) - - Show Bio

She will lose all her powers and work as a stripper again

#35 Posted by x_29 (2274 posts) - - Show Bio

Her new mutation will allow her to shoot optic blast from her nipples.

#36 Posted by UltraBiel (328 posts) - - Show Bio

@JohnnyGat said:

@Imperfect said:

@JohnnyGat said:

Emma, Namor, Wolverine in a threesome.

Replace Wolverine for Iron Man.

Why not add Iron-man in a foursome, better yet add Luke Cage in.

Luke Cage, Emma Frost, Wolverine, Namor and Stark on the same Bed? This is before or after they beat Galactus???

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