Does Dick still have the best ass in the DC Universe?

#1 Posted by damswedon (499 posts) - - Show Bio

I know we comic book fans like to complain about all the stupid little aspects of the books that we love so much. We want to know if Tim Drake was a Robin or not, we want to know where our favourite characters are. We want to know why Jim Lee was allowed to essentially design a universe, and we just want to know why Rob Liefield, just why? The thing is I feel like we are getting side tracked from the most important question of all.

Does Dick Grayson still have the best ass in the DC Universe?

Dick Grayson simply had the best ass in the DCU. Even the most right-wing anti-gay men have looked at the Pre-Reboot ass of Dick Grayson and said, "Man, that is just perfect." You see, Dick's ass looks like an ass the is both muscular but not too muscular. It is both an ass that looks like you could sink your fingers into his cheeks, but also bounce coins off of it if you wanted. With Dick's levels of athleticism and strength I bet he could also snap a pencil in half with those cheeks of his if he wanted to.

The thing is I haven't read any Nightwing in the reboot. So for all I know in the new DC Universe Dick's might be all flabby and gross, it might be reduced to once in a blue moon appearances. Hell, it might shoot fire and project laser-beams for all I know, but I need to know.

Does Dick Grayson still have the best ass in the DC Universe?

#2 Posted by cameron83 (6676 posts) - - Show Bio

@damswedon: :0

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#3 Posted by SmoothJammin (2332 posts) - - Show Bio

Well shit.

#4 Posted by Ravager4 (1627 posts) - - Show Bio

What the **** kind of question is this?

...of course he does

#5 Posted by Video_Martian (5645 posts) - - Show Bio

Dick and Starfire both have the best-looking asses in the DCU ;) <3

#6 Posted by Joygirl (18714 posts) - - Show Bio

Scandal Savage.

#7 Posted by damswedon (499 posts) - - Show Bio

@mr.obvious: Starfire has a generic female comic character's ass. You know one of those asses that only looks like that because most artists out there really should just draw a porn book to get their sexual urges out of their systems. The same thing can be applied Scandal Savage that was brought up by

#8 Posted by KZR (487 posts) - - Show Bio

Gotta love Comicvine.

#9 Posted by Sundipped_Superman (285 posts) - - Show Bio

@KZR said:

Gotta love Comicvine.

LOL

#10 Posted by fodigg (6146 posts) - - Show Bio

It really is his best side.

#11 Posted by Strafe Prower (11887 posts) - - Show Bio

Let's as :P

#12 Posted by BatWatch (2366 posts) - - Show Bio

Sadly, Grayson is now about three hundred and fifteen pounds. He is still a pretty good fighter. He can take a punch, and God help the thug that gets sat on, but I find the leotard to be a bit...disturbing now.

#13 Posted by ReVamp (22863 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strafe Prower said:

Let's as :P

You know my sh!t list? Well you just got your "ass" dragged in it.

#14 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38849 posts) - - Show Bio
@Strafe Prower said:

Let's as @ReVamp :P

LOL.
#15 Posted by Strafe Prower (11887 posts) - - Show Bio

@ReVamp: LOL

#16 Posted by daredevil21134 (10925 posts) - - Show Bio

Huntress does

#17 Posted by ReVamp (22863 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheGoldenOne said:

@Strafe Prower said:

Let's as @ReVamp :P

LOL.

Go away. Octopuses are too dangerous to be in a thread about asses.

#18 Posted by Dernman (14756 posts) - - Show Bio
@ReVamp: uuuhm.......... Nah way to easy.
#19 Posted by ReVamp (22863 posts) - - Show Bio

@Dernman said:

@ReVamp: uuuhm.......... Nah way to easy.

...-.-

#20 Posted by ComicMan24 (147042 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strafe Prower said:

Let's as :P

LMAO

#21 Posted by ReVamp (22863 posts) - - Show Bio

F all a y'all.

#22 Posted by ComicMan24 (147042 posts) - - Show Bio

So you never told as RV. Was Dick's body ready? :P

#23 Posted by Hawkeye446 (3940 posts) - - Show Bio

Hilarious.

I'm going to say.. yes.

#24 Posted by SmoothJammin (2332 posts) - - Show Bio

Girls....sincerely, what do find so captivating about a man's ass?

#25 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (12568 posts) - - Show Bio

@SmoothJammin said:

Girls....sincerely, what do find so captivating about a man's ass?

the same thing we find captivating about theirs : )

#26 Posted by SmoothJammin (2332 posts) - - Show Bio

@Avenging-X-Bolt: I don't follow lol

#27 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

@SmoothJammin said:

Girls....sincerely, what do find so captivating about a man's ass?

the same thing we find captivating about theirs : )

Well...we were tricked by science and our damn hairy ancestors. Why girls like them is a mystery to me though...

#28 Posted by SmoothJammin (2332 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

@SmoothJammin said:

Girls....sincerely, what do find so captivating about a man's ass?

the same thing we find captivating about theirs : )

Well...we were tricked by science and our damn hairy ancestors. Why girls like them is a mystery to me though...

I will get to the bottom of this

#29 Posted by Haaydrian (173 posts) - - Show Bio

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#30 Posted by Shotgun (900 posts) - - Show Bio

@SmoothJammin said:

Girls....sincerely, what do find so captivating about a man's ass?

Guys with abs and a sweet ass to us, is probably like a girl with a big bust size and a sweet ass is to guys.

#31 Posted by Mercy_ (92629 posts) - - Show Bio

Mercy seal of approval

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#32 Posted by xtremekidx (576 posts) - - Show Bio

dick grayson's ass=anti-life equation!!!

#33 Posted by PlasticBag (1222 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol at the way his ass was in Arkham City.

#34 Posted by JSH92 (414 posts) - - Show Bio

Why not just read his comic for yourself if you truly find his ass so voluptuous? How can you honestly consider yourself an aficionado of Nightwing's ass if you don't even read his ongoing series?

#35 Posted by SmoothJammin (2332 posts) - - Show Bio

@JSH92: What's up yours?

#36 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

Well my vote goes to Zatanna and Black Canary

But Dick is certainly third place.

#37 Posted by JSH92 (414 posts) - - Show Bio

@SmoothJammin said:

@JSH92: What's up yours?

Are you asking what's up my ass? lol

#38 Posted by Supreme Marvel (11264 posts) - - Show Bio

Too. Many. Jokes.

Exploded

#39 Posted by Mercy_ (92629 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991: That's Benes, it's cheating lol. His drawings are always ass-heavy.

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