YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
So we start off with Jason Blood in hell meeting that preacher who Etrigan roasted in his own fat. Somehow, the priest getting tortured is what's need to save the group. We then see the demon knights fighting the horde and Vandal Savage revealing that he joined the horde to raid the Queen's supply convoy. The Queen and her whipped Boyfriend decide to enter the fray themselves. Madame Xanadu's youth is restored thanks to the tears of an innocent in hell. Then... wait, did he just... He DID. Etrigan says, and I quote, "No care for them doth shape my plans, But these man annoy proud Etrigan! That rhymes.... It Rhymes! IT RHYMES!!!!!! FINALLY, WE HAVE RHYME!!!!!!!!! Now, if you would all join me...
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
For the Lord God Omnipotent reigneth.
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
The kingdom of this world
Is become the kingdom of our Lord,
And of His Christ, and of His Christ;
And He shall reign for ever and ever,
For ever and ever, forever and ever,
King of kings, and Lord of lords,
King of kings, and Lord of lords
And Lord of lords,
And He shall reign,
And He shall reign forever and ever,
King of kings, forever and ever,
And Lord of lords,
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
And He shall reign forever and ever,
King of kings! and Lord of lords!
And He shall reign forever and ever,
King of kings! and Lord of lords!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Wow, I shouldn't even have to review the rest of this, I finally got what I wanted. So the Queen calls out the shining Knight and the two have a pretty solid fight. Savage rejoins the team, I think. Exorsistos kills about twenty guys while proclaiming, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! To wrap up, the horsewoman shows up with the cavalry and the horde is driven away, though the village has been lost.
What Works:
If it seemed like all I did was describe action scenes, it's because that's all this really was, and it was awesome. Also, at long last ETRIGAN IS RHYMING!!!!
What Doesn't:
Nothing significant
Overall:
5/5
It is very early in the morning where I am, I'm too lazy to think of an ending for this review.