Okay Now I put this before and I got a lot of creative responses. I am hoping for that now :)  (P.S. I don't know where to put this so I'll just toss it here until a mod moves it)
  
So YOU (as in yourself) your loved one (wife, mom, son, daughter whoever you love) , and Deadpool wake up in Arkham Asylum for unknown reasons. YOU hear joker's voice  over the intercom he says that every criminal in Arkham was poisoned that( includes big criminals like bane and stuff)  and the antidote is somehow someway in you, your loved one and deadpool's brain. {Yes in your brain..}  
 
He also says that the poison in the criminals will kill them all by Sunday, and he will open the doors on Sunday the day is Friday how would you stay alive? To help with the description: Deadpool is really hallucinating thinking every person in red is Dr.Killbrew you are wearing a really dark orange... Also his teleporter belt is broken (beyond repair) he has no guns, just a knife. You have no cell phone or way of communication  
 
How would YOU Deadpool, and Your loved one survive until Friday when the day is Sunday CREATIVITY WELCOME  :) :) :)