Would Deadpool be a good father?

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#1 Posted by Warman (239 posts) - - Show Bio

Imagine Deadpool having a kid. Sounds pretty unlikely. But would you say he could be a good father if ever did have one?

#2 Posted by hydrabob (14977 posts) - - Show Bio

no

#3 Posted by AMS (1387 posts) - - Show Bio

Can't imagine him being a merc getting into his crazy situations all the time and dad at the same time imo. 
 
Could be funny in the right hands I suppose, like a lone wolf and cub style like Cable and Hope where but Deadpool style lmao.
#4 Posted by hydrabob (14977 posts) - - Show Bio

 again no did you not see what he thought was a good idea for a chair

#5 Posted by batman_is_god (1185 posts) - - Show Bio

No way. Worst father ever. He can't even have a friend without shooting them. What would he do when he needs to discipline the child?
#6 Posted by Warman (239 posts) - - Show Bio
@hydrabob:
No, I can't say I did.
#7 Posted by LT1085 (3658 posts) - - Show Bio
#8 Posted by Mr. Dead Pool (2625 posts) - - Show Bio

Well if Deathstroke is any indication of how bad having a merc for a dad is, then Wade would do muuuuuch worse considering his insanity

#9 Posted by RemyLeBeau (414 posts) - - Show Bio

just no

#10 Posted by ShirEPanjshir (587 posts) - - Show Bio

Uhm. Let's see. He's a merc. He's not exactly what you'd call perfectly stable. He's not exactly careful / responsible either ( since he can't die, why should he ). Etc.
 
I'm thinking, no.

#11 Posted by Vortex13 (12223 posts) - - Show Bio

No.

#12 Posted by Mirror Master (36 posts) - - Show Bio

NO HE WON'T MAKE A GOOD FATHER HE MIGHT PROBBERLY SHOOT HIS CHILD THE FIRST TIME THEY DISOBAY HIM
#13 Posted by FunnyStuff707 (179 posts) - - Show Bio

The guy hears voices in his head.... Actually, that would be funny to see them giving him parenting advice. Still, no.

#14 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (9503 posts) - - Show Bio

H dont hear voices on his head, he is not crazy, he only want people belive that.
I dont know, i mean , Ricky Martin looks like a crappy idea and meaby he is, still he have kids, so, it looks like a bad idea.

#15 Posted by hydrabob (14977 posts) - - Show Bio
@Warman said:
" @hydrabob: No, I can't say I did. "
he made a chair out of C4 
completely out if C4 nothing else 
thats not good for a child (unless the baby had immortality as well then it would be interesting)
#16 Posted by Icon (2051 posts) - - Show Bio

Ah hell no. Poor child. 

#17 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

..... 
 
Did this thread seriously get made? This is like asking if Cthulhu would make a good kindergarten teacher.

#18 Posted by I'maDC/ImageGuy! (1648 posts) - - Show Bio

Let me answer your question with me asking you mine. Will Lobo be a good parent?

#19 Posted by dieguy (20 posts) - - Show Bio

No way! He's practically a child himself (minus the killing).

#20 Posted by TheAntiVillain (74 posts) - - Show Bio
@hydrabob:  c4 is very stable
 
check cable and deadpool out when cable was a baby 
i think that would be a good indicator
#21 Posted by Abnormally Warm Guy (1297 posts) - - Show Bio
@InnerVenom123 said:
" .....   Did this thread seriously get made? This is like asking if Cthulhu would make a good kindergarten teacher. "

#22 Posted by mcrmy13 (50 posts) - - Show Bio

One Word:
EBAY!!!!!
yeah i'd say he'd sell his baby on ebay.......

#23 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (9503 posts) - - Show Bio
@mcrmy13 said:
" One Word: EBAY!!!!! yeah i'd say he'd sell his baby on ebay....... "
My mom and dad buy me from Ebay.
#24 Posted by The Lobster (1484 posts) - - Show Bio

Anybody see the solicitation for Deadpool MAX issue number six? 

Written by Dave Lapham
Pencils & Cover by Kyle Baker
“THE DOMINO EFFECT”
Hydra Bob's had a string of bad luck handling his agent Deadpool, which has him on thin ice with his government bosses. Not good when your government bosses have the power to send you to prison or have you shot in the back of the head. But all that's about to change. Two assassinations and the imminent recovery of a kidnapped intelligence operative have turned around Bob's luck. Enter Domino, self styled "Luckiest girl in the world." Bob's convinced she's none other than Crazy Inez, Deadpool's insane groupie, with dye job and some Kung Fu moves. Can Bob find Deadpool and convince his agent that Domino is a fake? And if she is, the one thing that may not be is that growing bump in her belly. Will Deadpool do the right thing? Will he kill again? Crazy reaches new heights as the life of Deadpool takes a major twist.
32 PGS./Explicit Content …$3.99
 
 
There yeah go, question answered.
   
#25 Posted by SladeRogers (291 posts) - - Show Bio

Why...would...you....even....need...to...ask...this?!
#26 Posted by mavfan626 (4121 posts) - - Show Bio

F&%$ NO!

#27 Posted by batmanary (798 posts) - - Show Bio

"in some species the female eat their young. In a rare case of the Deadpoolis Sapiens, it is the male that does this task."

#28 Posted by Dracade102 (8167 posts) - - Show Bio
@SladeRogers said:
"
Why...would...you....even....need...to...ask...this?! "
Exactly
#29 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (9503 posts) - - Show Bio
@SladeRogers said:
"
Why...would...you....even....need...to...ask...this?! "
To much free time
#30 Posted by Duncan (11434 posts) - - Show Bio

*sigh... no

#31 Posted by War Killer (19971 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes.

#32 Posted by hydrabob (14977 posts) - - Show Bio
@War Killer:  really? 
I'm going to regret this. Y?
#33 Posted by War Killer (19971 posts) - - Show Bio
@hydrabob: Isn't it obvious?
 
It would be funny, think about it, "Deadpool and Son" and Lady Deadpool can be the mom.
#34 Posted by hydrabob (14977 posts) - - Show Bio
@War Killer said:
" @hydrabob: Isn't it obvious?  It would be funny, think about it, "Deadpool and Son" and Lady Deadpool can be the mom. "
That baby would die so horrifically it wouldn't even be funny
#35 Posted by Cherry Bomb (3189 posts) - - Show Bio

 
Siryn & Deadpool babies! 
HOW CUTE. 
 
I'd love to see a comic of them two living at home with their 2 kids, 
Deadpool a working man, Siryn cooking and cleaning
 
Would be hilarious! 

#36 Posted by GabrielNox (141 posts) - - Show Bio
@hydrabob:
I doubt it, DD looks after his own...in his odd, odd way.
#37 Posted by War Killer (19971 posts) - - Show Bio
@hydrabob said:
" @War Killer said:
" @hydrabob: Isn't it obvious?  It would be funny, think about it, "Deadpool and Son" and Lady Deadpool can be the mom. "
That baby would die so horrifically it wouldn't even be funny "
Or the baby would live and we'd get another Deadpool title xD
#38 Posted by hydrabob (14977 posts) - - Show Bio
@War Killer said:
" @hydrabob said:
" @War Killer said:
" @hydrabob: Isn't it obvious?  It would be funny, think about it, "Deadpool and Son" and Lady Deadpool can be the mom. "
That baby would die so horrifically it wouldn't even be funny "
Or the baby would live and we'd get another Deadpool title xD "
I doubt he would live 
and one more would put us at -1 of where deadpool is right now
#39 Posted by Mercy_ (92548 posts) - - Show Bio

No.

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#40 Posted by Mercy_ (92548 posts) - - Show Bio
@Cherry Bomb said:
"  Siryn & Deadpool babies! HOW CUTE.  I'd love to see a comic of them two living at home with their 2 kids, Deadpool a working man, Siryn cooking and cleaning Would be hilarious!  "
And completely out of character for both of them. 
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#41 Posted by Cherry Bomb (3189 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Dark Huntress said:
" @Cherry Bomb said:
"  Siryn & Deadpool babies! HOW CUTE.  I'd love to see a comic of them two living at home with their 2 kids, Deadpool a working man, Siryn cooking and cleaning Would be hilarious!  "
And completely out of character for both of them.  "
obviously, so would Deadpool being a good father.  So if it did ever happen it'd be a non-cannon one shot. 
#42 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (9503 posts) - - Show Bio
@Cherry Bomb said:

" @The Dark Huntress said:

" @Cherry Bomb said:

"  Siryn & Deadpool babies! HOW CUTE.  I'd love to see a comic of them two living at home with their 2 kids, Deadpool a working man, Siryn cooking and cleaning Would be hilarious!  "
And completely out of character for both of them.  "
obviously, so would Deadpool being a good father.  So if it did ever happen it'd be a non-cannon one shot.  "
This is Deadpool as a father
  
  

#43 Posted by hydrabob (14977 posts) - - Show Bio
@Cherry Bomb said:
"  Siryn & Deadpool babies! HOW CUTE.  I'd love to see a comic of them two living at home with their 2 kids, Deadpool a working man, Siryn cooking and cleaning Would be hilarious!  "
yeah because secretly every superhero wants to stay at home and take care of kids
#44 Posted by GabrielNox (141 posts) - - Show Bio

OH GOD!I just got a mental image of Deadpool and Blind Al having kids!Begone demons!!

#45 Posted by Cherry Bomb (3189 posts) - - Show Bio
@hydrabob said:
" @Cherry Bomb said:
"  Siryn & Deadpool babies! HOW CUTE.  I'd love to see a comic of them two living at home with their 2 kids, Deadpool a working man, Siryn cooking and cleaning Would be hilarious!  "
yeah because secretly every superhero wants to stay at home and take care of kids "
Obviosuly nott :P i'm just imagining DP and Siryn in a nuclear-style family XD kinda funny. 
#46 Posted by Theodore (3445 posts) - - Show Bio
@InnerVenom123 said:
" .....   Did this thread seriously get made? This is like asking if Cthulhu would make a good kindergarten teacher. "
LOL
#47 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (9503 posts) - - Show Bio

He wold be a better mother to be honest.



#48 Posted by PowerHerc (81623 posts) - - Show Bio

No. Nay.  Never.  Nope.  No chance.  No way. 
#49 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (9503 posts) - - Show Bio
@PowerHerc said:
" No. Nay.  Never.  Nope.  No chance.  No way.  "
Yes. Yeah. Always. Yep. Yes chance. Yes Daniel Way Storyline.
#50 Posted by TheAntiVillain (74 posts) - - Show Bio

am i the only one that thinks that DP would be a remotely good dad 
 
 @War Killer said:

" @hydrabob: Isn't it obvious?  It would be funny, think about it, "Deadpool and Son" and Lady Deadpool can be the mom. "

  That is just wrong the baby will probably horribly disfigured due to genetic abnormalities from basically the same genetic material and plus the the possibility the healing factor will disfigure the baby even further due to the healing factor is designed for DP's cancer not sure about LDP's

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