What would you give Deadpool for Christmas?

#1 Posted by Namraw (45 posts) - - Show Bio

If you could give Deadpool anything for christmas, and I mean anything in the whole universe, what would that be?

#2 Posted by BlackReaper (595 posts) - - Show Bio

Something nice, but not as nice as Batman's present.

#3 Posted by Rabidwolfdog (259 posts) - - Show Bio

Xmas themed Pancakes , lots of them

#4 Posted by EpicAssassin90 (57 posts) - - Show Bio

A years supply of chimichangas and new swords

#5 Posted by Kairan1979 (16746 posts) - - Show Bio

A pair of woolen socks. According to ALbus Dumbledore, you can never have enough socks.

#6 Posted by windew (9 posts) - - Show Bio

Well if it were the 2008 era Deadpool I would get him an autographed photo of Bea Arthur.

#7 Posted by FullmetalChobit (218 posts) - - Show Bio

His very own Taco Bell. Happy crimbo Deads' :)

#8 Posted by JonSmith (3996 posts) - - Show Bio

The last cheeto. So he wouldn't stab me.

#9 Posted by Vortex13 (12250 posts) - - Show Bio

The severed head of Jar Jar Binks. I think he'd like that.

#10 Posted by sammystorm75 (157 posts) - - Show Bio

Give him Ladies and he will love it.

#11 Edited by D3athstroke (3916 posts) - - Show Bio

Muramasa Blade hidden in full box of chimichangas which would be buried under 345, 547 pancakes

#12 Posted by SoA (4838 posts) - - Show Bio

the men/women responsible for the idea , creation , and the one who gave the okay for barakpool

#13 Posted by HarlequinKiss (441 posts) - - Show Bio

MY BODY.

#14 Posted by Jean199999 (548 posts) - - Show Bio

The opportunity to spend the day with Betty White at the playboy mansion.The pool will be filled with Fresca. The waiting staff is composed of Bob, Wolverine, Black Widow, Cable and Frank Castle, all wearing this:
 

#15 Posted by Smart_Dork_Dude (2638 posts) - - Show Bio

Anything except coal!!!

#16 Edited by SupremeHyperion (1527 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd give him a character re-defining role in a Wolverine Movie that would make all comic fans vomit in their mouths (wait, we can re-wrap gifts right)

#17 Posted by HulkSlayerT1000 (1066 posts) - - Show Bio

His healing factor back. Since New Deadpool is depowered and doesnt have it.

#18 Posted by thing150 (92 posts) - - Show Bio

a chimichanga and some yoohoo he loves both of them

#19 Posted by fury714 (589 posts) - - Show Bio

Marilyn Monroe's dress.

#20 Posted by judasnixon (6584 posts) - - Show Bio

A bootleg DVD of Seabiscuit, a bottle of Jergens hand lotion, and a gift card to Payless Shoes......

#21 Posted by mpierce2690 (316 posts) - - Show Bio

Bea Arthur.

#22 Posted by spiderpool94 (467 posts) - - Show Bio

A gun that had a really cool sound effect

#23 Posted by deadpool616 (33 posts) - - Show Bio

All the characters of Nick jr. and Disney jr. so that he could kill them. I would also video tape it happening.

#24 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (7846 posts) - - Show Bio

Some beer, I reckon.

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