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Character » Deadpool appears in 1207 issues.

Wade Wilson is a former test subject of the Weapon X program, possessing a regenerative healing factor derived from the mutant Wolverine. A wild and unpredictable mercenary, Deadpool shared a bond with Cable and recently joined the Thunderbolts. The "Merc with a Mouth" is infamous for breaking the fourth wall.

What is Deadpool's funniest joke?

#1 Posted by Ninja_girl_x (35 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

I love every issue of Deadpool, but I really can't work out which of his jokes I like the most. What do you think?

#2 Posted by SupremeHyperion (1106 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

the one he doesn't tell

#3 Posted by longbowhunter (3606 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

For anyone who grew up in the 90's the Candlebox reference in last issue of Uncanny X-Force was pretty funny.

#4 Posted by nerd217 (80 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

That is an impossible question! There's so much to chose from I can't decide!

#5 Edited by Alex_Tides145210 (72 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Ninja_girl_x: does it have to be a joke or can it just be something he did?

Example: Semtex Chair, Rabies shotgun, etc

#6 Posted by Kid_Omega_Prime (1156 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

I like the issue where DP comes out wearing Jean Gray's old Marvel Girl costume. Now that was funny. XD

#7 Posted by InnerVenom123 (27559 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

#8 Posted by ReVamp (22561 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

^^

#9 Posted by primepower53 (5655 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

^^

^^

#10 Posted by BlackArmor (5895 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

Yo Mamagedon

#11 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (11766 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@primepower53 said:

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

^^

^^

^^

#12 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (10417 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@venomoushatred1001 said:

@primepower53 said:

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

^^

^^

^^

^^

#13 Posted by WaveMotionCannon (2541 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

It's not a joke but when he shot the AIM tech in the face for saying he enjoyed the comedy of Jar Jar Binks, that was hilarious.

#14 Posted by Ninja_girl_x (35 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

@Alex_Tides145210: that has the potential to be really funny! Basically, it's anything that makes us laugh (his whole life is a joke!)

#15 Posted by deadpoolchimichanga (20 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

My personal fav from Superman/Batman Annual #1

#16 Posted by TDK_1997 (9690 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago - Show Bio

It ain't easy to think for one when there are so many.

#17 Posted by majestic99 (8638 posts) - 1 year, 28 days ago - Show Bio
#18 Posted by mavfan626 (4001 posts) - 1 year, 28 days ago - Show Bio
#19 Posted by nickzambuto (7809 posts) - 1 year, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@deadpoolchimichanga said:

My personal fav from Superman/Batman Annual #1

/thread

#20 Posted by ragdollpurps (14720 posts) - 1 year, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

@venomoushatred1001 said:

@primepower53 said:

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

^^

^^

^^

^^

Probably because those are his best depictions... x] But yeah, what they said.

#21 Posted by primepower53 (5655 posts) - 1 year, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@ragdollpurps said:

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

@venomoushatred1001 said:

@primepower53 said:

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

^^

^^

^^

^^

Probably because those are his best depictions... x] But yeah, what they said.

^^

#22 Posted by IIDEADxPOOLII (1083 posts) - 1 year, 14 days ago - Show Bio
#23 Posted by RoboShark (1200 posts) - 1 year, 7 days ago - Show Bio
#24 Posted by NyxEquitis (401 posts) - 1 year, 5 days ago - Show Bio

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the Juggler
Deadpool and Bill

A select few Deadpool moments that I particularly enjoy.

#25 Posted by FullmetalChobit (218 posts) - 1 year, 5 days ago - Show Bio

Deadpool - "Knock, knock"

Deadpool clone - "Who's there?"

*Shoots in face*

Can't beat a classic :)

#26 Posted by EnigmaDope (34 posts) - 11 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@NyxEquitis said:

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the Juggler
Deadpool and Bill

A select few Deadpool moments that I particularly enjoy.

Love those ones, there's no other character who is as humorous as Deadpool.

#27 Posted by Metaphor (14 posts) - 11 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
#28 Posted by Liara (418 posts) - 11 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

there are so many, I can't decide. He is hilarious in every comic.

#29 Posted by DeadpoolFan101 (24 posts) - 11 months, 18 days ago - Show Bio

This is pretty funny....

#30 Posted by HopesummersFORtheFUTURE (1154 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio
#31 Posted by julie3 (5 posts) - 6 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@EnigmaDope said:

@NyxEquitis said:

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the Juggler
Deadpool and Bill

A select few Deadpool moments that I particularly enjoy.

Love those ones, there's no other character who is as humorous as Deadpool.

These are all great, but the last one is by far my favorite.

#32 Posted by Reignmaker (1388 posts) - 6 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

...AAAAAND WE HAVE A WINNER!

#33 Posted by Joygirl (6126 posts) - 6 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

Uncanny X-Force, when the Father says he's going to tuck him in... "Wait... that's not good. Actually... that's bad." Made me laugh my ass off, really tickled me for some reason.

#34 Posted by darktiger (3768 posts) - 5 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

@venomoushatred1001 said:

@primepower53 said:

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

^^

^^

^^

^^

^^

#35 Posted by Arkhamc1tizen (974 posts) - 5 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio
#36 Posted by The_Goddess_of_Chaos (121 posts) - 5 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

@Arkhamc1tizen: lol

#37 Posted by Vermoot (95 posts) - 5 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

I guess that time when he actually managed to make a piano fall on wolverine in Wolverine Origins was pretty awesome. Pic to come tomorrow if I'm not too lazy for that.

#38 Posted by johnny_messethie (15 posts) - 5 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

Mommy's been very bad.

#39 Posted by SovereignDivinity (65 posts) - 5 months, 28 days ago - Show Bio

@RoboShark: KML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#40 Posted by evodmasters (571 posts) - 5 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

@Reignmaker said:

...AAAAAND WE HAVE A WINNER!

... Is that FDR spearing Deadpool from his wheelchair down a flight of stairs. Bah ah hahaha.

#41 Posted by darkwingdan (153 posts) - 5 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

@evodmasters: Deadpool vs. FDR should be an instant classic.

#42 Posted by HopesummersFORtheFUTURE (1154 posts) - 5 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

Deadpool is going to fight Cable wearing a Marvel Girl costume]

Deadpool: Let's go kick some mutant megalomaniac tushy! Once an X-Man, always an X-Man!

#43 Posted by PaperDemon (242 posts) - 5 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Deadpool didnt say it but it was witty in Deadpool #1

"Your not the hero we want, your the scumbag we need."

Well said.

#44 Posted by CalebHara (1999 posts) - 5 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

Theres so many, this guy is too funny

#45 Posted by judasnixon (2327 posts) - 4 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio
And that's how you brake the forth wall.... 
#46 Posted by Jean199999 (479 posts) - 4 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio
#47 Posted by DarkKnightDetective (6758 posts) - 4 months, 26 days ago - Show Bio

@judasnixon said:

And that's how you brake the forth wall....

Holy crap!

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