It's not everyday that I get a message from Deadpool himself. I figure it'd be best to stay on his good side and share his message with all of you.
You Love Me, You Really Love Me…Deadpool is the Must See Hero of 2009!
Critics and fans alike finally realize that I, Deadpool, the crimson comedian, the merc with a mouth, the crazy guy with guns, am a smash hit! My issues sold out in Deadpool: Suicide Kings, with art by Carlo Barberi and written by the very talented Entourage writer, Mike Benson (Me and Johnny Drama would make an awesome team, not now, I’m praising myself). My one-shot sold out in Deadpool: Games of Death, written by Mike Benson (Man, this guy loves me, shhh!), and art provided by the stylish Sean Crystal. My issues sell out in my ongoing series which features art from Paco Medina (As if I’m hard to draw with a figure like this…well played) and the compelling, thrilling, shocking, no-holds-barred writing of… (Daniel Way) Daniel Way! Basically, my Marvel minions, I’m your savior; you love me, and want me featured in every single comic (Like Wolverine?) I’m even going to star in my own movie (Bruno? No!). You know what, Marvel Universe, I love you too (Me too!).
Marvel and I urge (or threaten) retailers to check their orders on all Deadpool related issues, as they continue to generate significant praise and quick sell outs. What is my next target in the Marvel U? Will I ever get paid, seriously? Catch me in all my spandex glory as I ravage the Marvel landscape in Deadpool #12 and Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth #1 (Which both will probably sell out…totally)!
P.S. Black Widow, I’m completely booked until this weekend, then it’s me and you babe (Ahhh yeaaa)!
Deadpool: Merc With A Mouth #1 is out on July 1. Deadpool #12 on July 8. Deadpool Suicide Kings (Second Print Variant) issues 1-3 are out on July 15.
Now, can you please remove the point of your sword from my back?
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