Funniest Deadpool line?

#1 Posted by blazinasian112 (899 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool has classic lines, but his recent one from this week's Uncanny Xforce is one of his best!

There was a discussion between Wolverine and Ultimaton about going to otherworld to follow Fantomex.

Ultimaton: "Otherworld is the source of magic. A dimension outside of dimensions. Its denizens guard the intersection between all realities."

Deadpool: "Magic land, eh? Well, I'm a 16th level ranger in advanced dungeons and dragons. Chaotic neutral. Saving throws o'plenty."


#2 Posted by Haustyl12 (138 posts) - - Show Bio

Need I say more?

#3 Posted by daak1212 (7901 posts) - - Show Bio

Good one, I think he had one about an std in the Dark Angel saga that I liked

#4 Posted by 0blivion_ (623 posts) - - Show Bio
#5 Posted by SadiaVicious (134 posts) - - Show Bio
#6 Posted by The Lobster (1517 posts) - - Show Bio
@0blivion_ said:
#7 Posted by Zhakaraz (81 posts) - - Show Bio

Haven't read any of his books but in the wolverine vs hulk movie I was dying when he said "I'm pretty sure his last words were oh noooo sabertooth noooooo arghghghh!"

#8 Posted by Swiffer (54 posts) - - Show Bio

smooth dp, real smooth

#9 Posted by Kairan1979 (16780 posts) - - Show Bio
#10 Posted by JohnathanStrange (7 posts) - - Show Bio
#11 Posted by snyderman567 (158 posts) - - Show Bio


Get Along little dog.

#12 Posted by xBIGjakeX360 (9 posts) - - Show Bio

Rock a bye baby BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#13 Posted by IIDEADxPOOLII (1414 posts) - - Show Bio

Pretty much everything he said from the original Joe Kelly run but if I had to choose i'd say "Sweet Mr.Belvedere On a Biscuit" can't remember the exact issue he said it in right now just know it was in the Arc with Francis.

#14 Posted by Swiffer (54 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kairan1979: yes! I thought about going with this one first, glad someone else posted it

#15 Posted by Strider92 (16616 posts) - - Show Bio

This made me laugh the first time i saw it!

#16 Posted by x_29 (2274 posts) - - Show Bio

"Im the ghost of Xmas KICK YOUR ASS!!"

#17 Posted by pizzatrails (23 posts) - - Show Bio

Duh! Paper or plastic? Hellooo? You have any idea what plastic bags do to the environment? I'm Al Gore's message of death, bee-yotch!

#18 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17437 posts) - - Show Bio

Holy crying game fatman!

#19 Posted by The_Assassin_ (17437 posts) - - Show Bio

Holy crying game fatman!

#20 Posted by magnuskhan (56 posts) - - Show Bio

how about

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