Deadpool Vs Jason Vorhees what I think would happen crit@Discus

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Deadpool stands up holding his head indicating he's disoriented, he looks around at his surroundings, he see's he's in the woods and looks at a signs that reads camp crystal lake.

Deadpool: "What the hell... where am I."

Voice 1: "read the sign idiot."

Voice 2: "don't be so hard on him man he did just wake up from getting the crap kicked out of him by kingpin's goons and thrown in the woods."

Deadpool: "Oh yeah that did happen didn't it. next time we do business with him I'll be sure to throw diet sprite on him it's like his krptonite"

Inside the camp the sounds of teenagers voices can be heard Deadpool walks towards the sounds whistling twisted sisters "We're not gonna take it".

Deadpool: "You know camp crystal lake, teenagers this feels so familiar."

Voice 1: "It's from like every Jason Vorhee's movie made."

Voice 2: "Shhhhh we aren't suppose to know that."

Deadpool: "Hey shut up in there...hey wait writer dude where the hell is voice three!?"

Sorry pool I forgot em won't happen again

Deadpool: "You're damn right it won't happen again voice three is like the middle child no one notices him or cares about him but when he's gone there's no one to pick on I want him back now!"

Okay man sorry I'll bring him back dude.

Deadpool: "Sorry I had to go gangster on your jive ass but it in the words of Jay-z it ain't nothing but a G-thang."

Deadpool look and see's a tent he see's shadows inside moving in a sexual nature deadpool stands over it.

Deadpool: "Teens having sex in a Jason Movie who would've imagined"

Deadpool reaches to open the tent

Voice 1: HEY!!! What the hell are you doing!!

Deadpool: "I'm gonna ask the guy if I can join."

Voice 2: "You can't have sex in this thread we could get in trouble."

Voice three: " Yay he wrote me in finally."

Deadpool: "Voice three we missed you man."

Voice one: "Who's that?"

Jason Vorhee's in walking towards the tent with his machete

Deadpool: "Hey doesn't he look like taskmaster a little?"

Voice 3: "Yeah he does."

Voice 1: Shut up voice 1 don't agree your're the middle voice you don't get an opinion!

Voice 2: "Can we get back to the matter at hand."

Jason Vorhees begins slashing at the tent with teens in it

Deadpool: "Whoa this guy is really good at killing."

Voice 1: "Maybe too good!"

Voice 2: "Kill the competition."

Voice 3: "Yeah!"

Voice 1: "Shut up voice 3!!"

Jason begins walking away as the tent is deflated and the teens in it are dead. Jason looks at deadpool and walks away. Deadpool shoots Jason in the back with a pistol

Deadpool: "Hey taskmaster ripoff lets dance!"

Jason throws his machete at deadpool' his skull and it gets stuck in it

Deadpool: "OUCH!!"

Voice 1: "That looked painful."

Deadpool shoots his gun repeatedly at Jason  , as the machete is still jammed in his skull.

Deadpool: "   Chimichanga! Chimichanga, Chimchanga."

Voice 1: "Wow he's just not dying, and he's quiet."

Voice 3: "He's like a wolverine  origins  version of you."

Voice 2: "Nice one voice 3...not! hahahahaha."

Voice 3: "You know words hurt more than bullets."

Jason falls on his back as if he's dead.  deadpool rips the machete out of his head and stabs Jason's might be dead body with it.

Deadpool: "That was easy...too easy."

Voice 1: "Wow cliche maybe."

Jason reaches up, and snaps Deadpool leg.

Deadpool: "Snap crackle pain!!"

Deadpool falls to the ground as jason takes his machete out of his gut.

Deadpool's leg heals as now Jason, and Deadpool are now on their feet. Deadpool has his sword out, and Jason has his Machete

Deadpool : " I'm gonna gut ya!" I always wanted to say that

Jason swings his machete at deadpool's head and misses

Deadpool: HA!

Deadpool slice Jasons hand off making him weaponless

Deadpool: "No left hand no machete no chance to win."

Jason hit Deadpool with a right hook with his right hand sending him flying  into a tree

Deadpool stands up coughing

Deadpool: "Owwww strong bastard.."

Voice 2: Wasn't expecting that."

"Voice 3: Come on Deadpool you can do it.

Voice 1: shut up voice 3 no one cares what you say end of story stop talking okay just stop.

Deadpool: Leave voice 3 alone he's just trying to help.

Voice 3: Yeah!

Jason walks up to deadpool with one arm  swinging a machete Deadpool is just dodging cracking jokes Jason swings the machte at deadpools neck deadpool ducks and uppercuts jason as his masks falls off

Deadpool: "Wow now they're's a face only a mother could love"

Voice 1: "You know your're not exactly a hoty yourself

Voice 2: "Honestly you two look kinda alike."

Deadpool: "Voice 3 was right words do hurt more than a machete to to the skull."

Jason gets a cheap shot and cuts deadpools arm off.

Deadpool: "Wow that was...kind of expected."

Deadpool just swings, and cuts Jason's head off

Deadpool: and thats that!

Deadpool looks over to see a huge weed bush

Deadpool: HIYOOOO!!!!

Deadpool carves jason's head and uses it as a smoke pipe

THE END

14 years ago