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Deadpool Issue 12

" "My common sense is tingling." "

I scanned through the thread quick and didn't see it, and if it isn't there I am shocked! Shame on you all!
 
You're not allowed to crush his hopes and dreams unless your his REALparent! He needs someone who'll love him and teach him how to shoot a gun and only show him the GOOD porn."

"One million dollars!" "Just imagine what he can do with that kind of scratch" scene: Deadpool and a bunch of girls wearing mudkips hoping on hippity hops. "Let me put you out of my misery" "How would you like to dress up like Storm and do very bad things to me?"

this made me lmfao!

Suicide Kings nuff said.

(Issue with the Zampires as he walks away and the castle explodes behind him, singing in a Frank Sinatra voice) "-You ain't seen nothin', yet!"  

(Deadpool #900) 
"NOTHING BREAKS A PINKY SWEAR!"  

(Hanging a gun to Dr. Betty) "Do me a favor, Sugarboobs, and chuck some bullets for me."  

(Talking about a hot nun he had as a teacher) "I still get turned on whenever I see a penguin. Can't go near the zoo."  

(To Dr. Betty, again) "Thank you, Dr. Obvious. Go back to your self-pity cocktail."  

"Psst. Down here. Look. I'm dead! But, I'm guessing your eye when right to the chicken, right?"  

"Nice. And I was perfectly willing to overlook the toe-thumbs, sister."  

"In your face, relatively benign tourists!"

No one said this yet?
 
DP-Give me a bulldog, a poodle and a nun i'll get his attention! 
 
 
 
   

"I AM ONE UNPREDICTABLE FEATHERPLUCKIN WALRUS!"

Hey... I've Been "in love" with a Cheese-Burger or two in my time, but that didn't stop me from nom-nom-nomming the hell out of it !

" "I AM ONE UNPREDICTABLE FEATHERPLUCKIN WALRUS!" "

Broken Blade- Its point and shoot technology with computer assisted guidance compensation. its foolproof.

Deadpool: Sounds like it was MADE for me.

Inner Deadpool: FINALLY those Hundreds of Hours of Playing X-Box will come in Handy

DIE YOU  %$#&@%# CLOWNS
 
-Spider-Man-So you have sidekicks now?
-Deadpool-I call them a loyal supporting cast Mr Holier-Than-Thou-Fugitive-From-The Law Spider-Man
-Deadpool-And I don't have to make a deal with Mephisto to have it, either

which issue is "My Common Sense is tingeling" from?

"which issue is "My Common Sense is tingeling" from? "

What would Bruce Campbell do?

In Marvel Vs. Capcom 3
 To Chun-Li: "Dem thighs!"
It was so funny cause I wasn't expecting it.

" Im not just the merc with a mouth, im the sensation with the regeneration! "

deadpool- ill get your buddy here and you kill everyone else

Iron Fist- go get em spidey

deadpool- I am going to kill you in the face

Deadpool: A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?

   Deadpool: Hi, Black Bolt. How are ya?
[Black Bolt says nothing]
Deadpool: Oh, that's right. You can't talk can you? Your voice is so powerful, it would destroy half of Atillan if you said anything at all.
[Black Bolt still says nothing]
Deadpool: But c'mon, let's put that to the test. Just say one tiny word: 'Spatula.'
[Black Bolt still says nothing]
Deadpool: Oh, don't be such a stick in the mud. Come on, repeat after me: 'Spatula.'

   Deadpool: [looking at the Professor] Well, he's alive, but I think he's going to need some serious TLC.
Sabretooth: The last thing the Professor said before the runt gutted him was for us to kill Wolverine.
Deadpool: Really? Hmm...
[to Omega Red]
Deadpool: You buy that? Yeah, you know, I would think the last thing he said was, "Ah, Sabretooth!"
Omega Red: We kill Wolverine now. That is all that matters.
Deadpool: Whatever you say, ponytail. Who am I to say no to a little murder?
[draws his guns]
Deadpool: [to Team X] Strike a pose!

   Deadpool: Hey, Logan, it's me, Deadpool! I shot you...

Look, it's the Fusion game mechanic.

       I refuse to say some clever quip because *you* set down the controller.

   Wade Wilson: Logan, you know any good jokes?
Logan: Oh, you mean besides your face?
William Stryker: That's it! Wilson, I want you radio silent from here on out! Got it? Wilson!
Wade Wilson: What? You said maintain radio silence.
William Stryker: Fair enough. Just didn't imagine you'd listen. I thought you might be dead.
Logan: Hm. We should be so lucky.     

Wade Wilson: Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet. 
William Stryker: Oh, Wade. 
Wade Wilson: Dreams really do come true. 
William Stryker: Just shut it! You're up next. 
Wade Wilson:  Thank you, sir. You look really nice today. It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes.
Logan:  Oh, my God. Do you ever shut up, pal?
Wade Wilson: No. Not when I'm awake.

So...is everybody dead?

Aw. Too bad...would love to see more of the story :/