During a fight, Deadpool once trash-talked a guy to death.
Deadpool once broke into a Girl Scout headquarters, stole all the cookies, sold them, and kept the money for himself.
The average person swallows, at night, 8 spiders per year. Deadpool Kick Spiderman Ass 8, Times per hour.
It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear. Also that Deadpool Kill 46 times Shakespear, Per Day.
The length from fingertip to fingertip if you hold your arms out to the sides is the same length as your height. To prove that Deadpool take someones arms out of his buddy, latter beat him with his own arms.
Deadpool made you read this!
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth. Deadpooljokepornphobia its fear to die for hear porn joke from Deadpool.
The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.Deadpool makes a 69 with her dead body.
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Deadpool can kill him and take it.
2500 left handers die a year using products made for right handers.2500 left handers die a day for hear Deadpool Left hander jokes.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.Tehy make Deadpool tell them how cool Bea Arthur is.
0.3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a Moose.The other 99.7 involve Deadpool.
President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.But Deadpool beat him, with 5868 words per second.
A Daredevil once stepped on Deadpool' shoe. Deadpool replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Deadpool!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this Daredevil ever saw, was Deadpool naked.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Deadpool can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
On a high school math test, Deadpool put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Deadpool solves all his problems with Violence.
Deadpool secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Deadpool banging your sister.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Deadpool can touch this.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Deadpool.
Deadpool is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep.
Mr. T once defeated Deadpool in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Deadpool invented racism.
When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please" then Deadpool make porn joke about Gods Mother and Chuck Norris Mother.
Deadpool is the only person that can punch a Cyclops between the eye.
Deadpool doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you-and-make-porn-jokes-about-your-mother."
I did all of this, than to Saqism, he have a bunch of one that kick ass
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