Deadpool, and Nancy are sitting from across from each other Nancy Grace is holding a clipboard
 
Nancy Grace: "Hello in this special I'm here with Deadpool, or as some say the Merc with a Mouth. How are you feeling deadpool 
 
Deadpool: "I'm feeling good Natalie, hey where's Robin Robins the black chick." 
 
Nancy: "It's Nancy, and well she works or fox this is MSNBC." 
 
Deadpool: "Um Nicky did you come here to brag about how many letters your channel name has or interview the famous deadpool." 
 
Nancy: "It's Nancy, but lets just jump right in shall we why do they call you Deadpool."  
 
Deadpool crosses one leg over the other, and puts in hands in his lap. 
 
Deadpool: "Well Nia if I told you I would have to kill you." 
 
Nancy: I...well..." 
 
Deadpool begins laughing, and so does Nancy uncomfortably 
 
Deadpool: "I'm serious." 
 
Awkward Silence for Nancy 
 
Nancy: "Well lets just move one. Is it true you--" 
 
Deadpool(Interruption): "Chimichanga!" 
 
Nancy: "...." 
 
Nancy: "Right well how do you feel when people say you are just a messed up remake of the Mutant Wolverine?" 
 
Deadpool: "How do you feel when people call you a loud mouth cow who only got her own show because she screwed her producer." 
 
Nancy looks shocked 
 
Deadpool: "Listen Nora." 
 
Nancy(interrupts): "Nancy." 
 
Deadpool: " Natasha, I really don't care, because I can kick the crap out of Wolverine, and his entourage of the XYZ-Men by myself so they can say what they want I'm the sh!t I should walk around with pampers on me okay." 
 
Nancy: "Well quite confident, where do you get this confidence from." 
 
Deadpool pulls out a gun 
 
Deadpool: "This." 
 
Nancy tries to ignore the gun 
 
Nancy:  "People say that you are horribly disfigured under your mask." 
 
Deadpool: "Well Nanice  I wouldn't say HORRIBLY disfigured. it looks no worse than yours in the morning." 
 
Nancy: "ITS NANCY!!" But anyways is it true you miss cable? 
 
Deadpool: "Only when it rains I switched to satellite next question ." 
 
Nancy: "Are you really mentally insane?" 
 
Deadpool: "Yeah her tits are big shh shut up voices in my head I'm in a interview...I'm sorry what were you saying Nicky ."  
 
Nancy, is astonished by deadpool's annoyingness  and craziness  
 
Deadpool burps 
 
Deadpool: "I'm sorry Nora." 
 
Nancy: "IT"S NANCY GRACE OKAY!!!! NANCY!! NANCY!!" 
 
Deadpool: "Wow and I thought spider man was conceded I've never met anyone who bragged about their name." 
  
Nancy Grace gets up and walks away in an angry rage  

Nancy: "ARRGH!!!" Get him out of here!! I can't deal with this idiot." 
 
Deadpool: "Byeee Nora!" 
 
Deadpool: "Note to self kill that conceded b!itch, and her children before the wolverine origins movie comes out."   
 
Deadpool jumps out the nearest window 
 
THE END!
 

 

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Hilarious. 
It made me laugh out loud (my fellow students are looking at me as if I am crazy)

cough cough blood sprut out "well what the point of this again" look around hmmmm just like the meaning of life no meaning

You stole that Cable joke from an interview with Deadpool already out there.
 
Also Nancy Grace isn't ebnough of a bitch in this. You need to ampit up by 1000%. I can't wait for the sequel where he kills that bitch.

Yeh I did still the joke, but it was so funny I had to put it on here Srry for the steal whoever wrote it. : '(

Reaaaaaaally nice, above the part about the **** of Nancy, Natasha, Nora and so on...AHAHAHAH!

I likes it

Wow someone watches Nancy Grace!!!

i laughed, i cried, i wet my self, i like IT!!

That was hilarious^_^

why god did I finish reading this... I have wasted my life