I'll kill anything if the price is right,
Beware my awesomeness, CHIMICHANGA!!!
Are you someone who likes to be serious all the time, and enjoys listening to Andrea Bocelli while reading "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka, drinking 1996 Romane Conti, and thinking about the overall meaning of life? If your answer is yes, then you most definitely have a stick up your ass and should see a doctor as soon as possible, oh and this comic is not for you. For the rest of you I say HEYYYYYY WHAT'S UPPPPPPP? Wasn't this issue as awesome as Justin Bieber getting hit by a water bottle? I think so, even BETTER; This issue has just the right amount of ass-kicking, humor, and pizazz. What's there not to love?
*points gun in your face*
Excuse me? what bad? Yeah, that's what I thought.
We find the defendants, David Benioff and Skip Woods guilty for their portrayal of Wade Wilson in the movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Oh it's not that kind of verdict? I see, well in that case I wish I had 10 thumbs so I could give this issue 10 thumbs up.