Scott the Exhibitionist

#1 Posted by HexThis (884 posts) - - Show Bio

I was reading X-factor and as soon as I saw this panel I laughed my ass off....


That's hilarious! I love that on his honeymoon he and Madelyne took the time to photograph themselves in what looks like a typical 70's vibrating porno bed and send it to Xavier. It's always funny to see how everyone calls each other "lover" in these older comics too, it's all lover-this and lover-that. What a dramatic term and frankly...not all that flattering either.
#2 Posted by xerox_kitty (15762 posts) - - Show Bio

"Hey honey, you know what would be nice?  If we sent naked pictures of ourselves in post-coital relaxation to the Professor!" 
 
"Oh Scott, that's swell... but who do we get to take the picture?"

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#3 Edited by JoseDRiveraTCR7 (1005 posts) - - Show Bio

That picture shows exactly why Scott is awesome. He's always pimpin'.

#4 Posted by Shadow_Thief (2509 posts) - - Show Bio

I love that Xavier seems so nonplussed by the picture.

#5 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio
@JoseDRiveraTCR7 said:
" That picture shows exactly why Scott is awesome. He's always pimpin'. "
lol yes!
#6 Posted by SC (12724 posts) - - Show Bio
@Shadow_Thief said:
" I love that Xavier seems so nonplussed by the picture. "
 
I think its because thats probably not the first time he has received such pictures. I think after about the 10th time, its pretty much business as usual. They must have been distraught when Xavier was in space. Oh... I wonder what their (as in Scott and anyone he is in a relationship with) personalized Christmas cards would have been like. No wonder Wolverine always looks so bitter and sad. 
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#7 Posted by xerox_kitty (15762 posts) - - Show Bio
@Shadow_Thief said:
"I love that Xavier seems so nonplussed by the picture. "

He's telepathic... he probably psychically piggy-backed in on the experience without Scott or Maddie even knowing.
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#8 Posted by SC (12724 posts) - - Show Bio
@xerox-kitty said:
" @Shadow_Thief said:
"I love that Xavier seems so nonplussed by the picture. "
He's telepathic... he probably psychically piggy-backed in on the experience without Scott or Maddie even knowing. "
 
lol, your even worse than me!  
 
Though, to be honest, Maddie definitely probably would have been unaware but Cyclops on the other hand, may have actually... 
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#9 Posted by Obi Wan Kenobi! (27638 posts) - - Show Bio
@xerox-kitty said:
" "Hey honey, you know what would be nice?  If we sent naked pictures of ourselves in post-coital relaxation to the Professor!"  "Oh Scott, that's swell... but who do we get to take the picture?" "
LMFAO...
#10 Posted by xerox_kitty (15762 posts) - - Show Bio
@SC said:
"Though, to be honest, Maddie definitely probably would have been unaware but Cyclops on the other hand, may have actually...  "
N'ah.  He'd be too busy enjoying himself.  The rush of endorphins & adrenalyns and a live show of jiggly live lady lumps would have distracted him... 
 
Unless the Professor was cheering him on, "Go on my son! No, that's not how she likes it... oooh yeah!  Much better!"  ;)
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#11 Posted by craigbo180 (196 posts) - - Show Bio

The next whiskey media live show should be called the big live live show of jiggly live lady lumps live.
 
Also this thread has deeply disturbed me and I will never be able to look at Scott or Xavier in the same way.

#12 Posted by SC (12724 posts) - - Show Bio
@xerox-kitty said:
" @SC said:
"Though, to be honest, Maddie definitely probably would have been unaware but Cyclops on the other hand, may have actually...  "
N'ah.  He'd be too busy enjoying himself.  The rush of endorphins & adrenalyns and a live show of jiggly live lady lumps would have distracted him...  Unless the Professor was cheering him on, "Go on my son! No, that's not how she likes it... oooh yeah!  Much better!"  ;) "
 
Scott would wish Xavier to grade his performance though as a part of the total Xavier scholarship for Gifted mutants deal. I believe its a lifetime contract. Scotts always cared about the grades in that sense. Plus one day he will inherit Xavier's mantle and then must also take it upon himself to encourage and advise the future generations this is why Scott only ever goes out with telepaths, because in the future he will need their psi talents to help reach out and project to his students, likewise cheering them on, and receiving photos of the experience (videos given the sliding timeline) days later (or well instantly again, given the sliding time line) 
 
0_o (okay I was kidding at first but thats way too coincidental a fact to neglect to mention)
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#13 Posted by SC (12724 posts) - - Show Bio
@craigbo180 said:
"Also this thread has deeply disturbed me and I will never be able to look at Scott or Xavier in the same way. "
 
 Just the way Scott and Xavier like it. 
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