Whales with legs.

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#1 Posted by God_Spawn (37319 posts) - - Show Bio

Best part of AvX so far, whales with legs.

MOAAAR WHAAAIIIILZZZZZ!!!

Seriously though, did Juggolosseonix lose IQ points or something? I know it makes them corrupt, but not stupid.

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#2 Posted by Saren (25280 posts) - - Show Bio

When you think about it, it's kind of a dick move seeing as whales are endangered and Colossus just left them to die of not being able to breathe.

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#3 Posted by TDK_1997 (14456 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL.

#4 Posted by Billy Batson (57763 posts) - - Show Bio

Marvel Events - don't understand them but they're hilarious nonetheless.
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#5 Posted by JairamGanpat (952 posts) - - Show Bio
#6 Posted by Icarusflies (12465 posts) - - Show Bio

Hehe...poor Colossus.

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#7 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio

Honestly, when I read this issue, I thought Colossus was brain damaged by the PF or something. He was acting like a complete idiot the entire issue.

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#8 Posted by Lvenger (18329 posts) - - Show Bio

Maybe we should send Nappa to get rid of these mutated whales? He seems to do a good job of it:

#9 Posted by AgeofHurricane (7264 posts) - - Show Bio

@Billy Batson said:

Marvel Events - don't understand them but they're hilarious nonetheless.
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#10 Posted by One_Eye (783 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: @CitizenBane: @TDK_1997: Geeze...And here I am thinking that he gave them human-looking legs. Here's food for thought. Why did he give them CRAB-CLAWS..!?!O_o I mean....really! This is what happens when folks with immense power get bored!

#11 Posted by BlackArmor (6134 posts) - - Show Bio

See this right here is why there is no organic mutation in Full Metal Alchemist.

#12 Posted by White Mage (18740 posts) - - Show Bio

HAHAHAHAHA

#13 Posted by Rickbarry (1752 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd of preferred sharks with laserbeams attached to their heads.

#14 Posted by Dman1366 (547 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rickbarry said:

I'd of preferred sharks with laserbeams attached to their heads.

this

#15 Posted by Nova`Prime` (4157 posts) - - Show Bio

Its not the breathing on land.. its the sheer fact their body can't support the massive weight.. breathing is the least of their problems when beached. But if they want land whales.. didn't Marvel have a sea monster back in the day that looked like a whale with legs?

#16 Posted by Vance Astro (91118 posts) - - Show Bio

Colossus like rain.

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#17 Edited by EdwardWindsor (14402 posts) - - Show Bio

Whats wrong with Marvel ?, when has colossus ever been this stupid? if anything with all the power he has/had recently she should be smarter not dumber.

#18 Posted by ComicMan24 (147042 posts) - - Show Bio

What the... ? lol

#19 Posted by God_Spawn (37319 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicMan24 said:

What the... ? lol

Wanna make more whales with me, CM?

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#20 Posted by ComicMan24 (147042 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn:I think l'll pass :p

#21 Posted by God_Spawn (37319 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicMan24: How dare you.

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#22 Posted by ComicMan24 (147042 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn:Who is that getting his face smashed?

#23 Posted by God_Spawn (37319 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicMan24: Spider-Man.

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#24 Posted by ComicMan24 (147042 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn:Poor Spidey lol

#25 Posted by Vance Astro (91118 posts) - - Show Bio
@EdwardWindsor said:

Whats wrong with Marvel ?, when has colossus ever been this stupid? if anything with all the power he has/had recently she should be smarter not dumber.

Even geniuses make simple mistakes.
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#26 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14402 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro: true but this is (pardon the pun) Colossally stupid.

#27 Posted by God_Spawn (37319 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicMan24: No, he saved the day. He tricked Colossus and Magik into beating the snot out of each other. Colossus was nice but Magik was evil.

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#28 Edited by ComicMan24 (147042 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn:True but he still got his face smashed :p

#29 Posted by God_Spawn (37319 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComicMan24: It's ok though, he was only bleeding.

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#30 Posted by JoseDRiveraTCR7 (1005 posts) - - Show Bio

Colossus is such a sweetheart. I wished the writers would stop writing him like he's stupid, though. He has an accent, not a disability.

#31 Posted by samuel_larson_10 (283 posts) - - Show Bio

he... got bored?

#32 Posted by 244 (496 posts) - - Show Bio

@JoseDRiveraTCR7 said:

Colossus is such a sweetheart. I wished the writers would stop writing him like he's stupid, though. He has an accent, not a disability.

Colossus is at his best from Brian Wood's X-men.

#33 Posted by AgeofHurricane (7264 posts) - - Show Bio

Bumping for certain reasons.

#34 Posted by Roddy010 (5148 posts) - - Show Bio

@244 said:

@JoseDRiveraTCR7 said:

Colossus is such a sweetheart. I wished the writers would stop writing him like he's stupid, though. He has an accent, not a disability.

Colossus is at his best from Brian Wood's X-men.

Agreed...

#35 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

@244 said:

@JoseDRiveraTCR7 said:

Colossus is such a sweetheart. I wished the writers would stop writing him like he's stupid, though. He has an accent, not a disability.

Colossus is at his best from Brian Wood's X-men.

I thought he was pretty awesome in Whedon's Astonishing X-men

#36 Posted by Rabbitearsblog (5772 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

@244 said:

@JoseDRiveraTCR7 said:

Colossus is such a sweetheart. I wished the writers would stop writing him like he's stupid, though. He has an accent, not a disability.

Colossus is at his best from Brian Wood's X-men.

I thought he was pretty awesome in Whedon's Astonishing X-men

Me too!

#37 Posted by AweSam (7373 posts) - - Show Bio

@Deranged Midget said:

Honestly, when I read this issue, I thought Colossus was brain damaged by the PF or something. He was acting like a complete idiot the entire issue.

Same. I was like, "No, really?"

#38 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio

@AweSam said:

@Deranged Midget said:

Honestly, when I read this issue, I thought Colossus was brain damaged by the PF or something. He was acting like a complete idiot the entire issue.

Same. I was like, "No, really?"

Truly a disgrace. And for them to be tricked into taking each other so easily?

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#39 Posted by AweSam (7373 posts) - - Show Bio

@Deranged Midget said:

@AweSam said:

@Deranged Midget said:

Honestly, when I read this issue, I thought Colossus was brain damaged by the PF or something. He was acting like a complete idiot the entire issue.

Same. I was like, "No, really?"

Truly a disgrace. And for them to be tricked into taking each other so easily?

I know. Marvel usually lets their more popular characters have the spotlight, but they went overboard with Spider-man. It just seems so lazy.

#40 Posted by primepower53 (5686 posts) - - Show Bio

What is this I don't even

#41 Posted by SuperStarKirby (126 posts) - - Show Bio

@Deranged Midget: Meh, they were corrupt and power-hungry as it is. To be honest, the moment they figured out that if one of them fell that the others would gain their power... I expected them to beat each other right there and then.

#42 Posted by Crimsonlord53 (1300 posts) - - Show Bio

Sigh

Silly just silly.

#43 Posted by 244 (496 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

@244 said:

@JoseDRiveraTCR7 said:

Colossus is such a sweetheart. I wished the writers would stop writing him like he's stupid, though. He has an accent, not a disability.

Colossus is at his best from Brian Wood's X-men.

I thought he was pretty awesome in Whedon's Astonishing X-men

Oh, well, I guess I haven't been reading much of Whedon's Astonishing X-men then...

#44 Posted by DEGRAAF (7870 posts) - - Show Bio

you think if he gave them legs he could make them able to withstand their own body weight out of the water or bring them back to life and make them back to the way they were before or smaller so they wouldnt suffocate them selves

#45 Posted by fodigg (6146 posts) - - Show Bio

@Deranged Midget said:

Honestly, when I read this issue, I thought Colossus was brain damaged by the PF or something. He was acting like a complete idiot the entire issue.

#46 Posted by jubilee042 (1353 posts) - - Show Bio

Great now only if he gave dolphins legs..........................

#47 Posted by allthatsgeek (127 posts) - - Show Bio

"After we're done, can you help me make more whales?" - My new catchphrase of 2012

#48 Posted by Rickbarry (1752 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd personally would have given pigs wings.

#49 Posted by allthatsgeek (127 posts) - - Show Bio

It seriously feels to me like Marvel has been Trolling Colossus fans this whole GD event.

#50 Posted by Vec (53 posts) - - Show Bio
@CitizenBane said:

When you think about it, it's kind of a dick move seeing as whales are endangered and Colossus just left them to die of not being able to breathe.

first off whales breath air like mammals, they are not fish. I just think he/or the writter was trying to show Peters caring side for an endangered animal.

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