I want Colossus power after rereading AvX Consequence.

#1 Posted by JohnnyGat (1570 posts) - - Show Bio

So I was rereading AvX consequence. And have come to the conclusion that Piotr has the best powers ever. The power I'm talking about? The ability to turn a five o'clock shadow into a full on manly beard. The manliness of the power would make all the women in marvel faint at the cold steely facial hair. And like the hair on his head his full on beard is at that perfect shade of black.

Imagine him with body hair. Yeah I know he doubles the coating of his defense not just with that black steel chest shield us lesser men would consider body hair he coats himself in pure man power. He styles his hair in a mohawk and guess what head blade mofo.

Yes this thread sums up my boredom.

#2 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol Storm didn't seem to be whooo'd, but she also shrugged off Hercules in all his manliness so maybe she is an exception.

#3 Posted by JonSmith (3996 posts) - - Show Bio

Kind of makes me wonder why he doesn't clip his finger nails in such a way as to give himself claws.

#4 Posted by JohnnyGat (1570 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

Lol Storm didn't seem to be whooo'd, but she also shrugged off Hercules in all his manliness so maybe she is an exception.

Damn bro Hercules and Colossus should have an ongoing together. The amount of manliness in one title will blow minds and increase libido.

#5 Posted by tg1982 (2715 posts) - - Show Bio

@JohnnyGat said:

@Blood1991 said:

Lol Storm didn't seem to be whooo'd, but she also shrugged off Hercules in all his manliness so maybe she is an exception.

Damn bro Hercules and Colossus should have an ongoing together. The amount of manliness in one title will blow minds and increase libido.

LOL.

#6 Posted by Rickbarry (1797 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread made me chuckle. I've gone on record that bearded Colossus is pretty much how he should be depicted on a permanent basis.

#7 Posted by Onemoreposter (4065 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith said:

Kind of makes me wonder why he doesn't clip his finger nails in such a way as to give himself claws.

You know, I hadn't thought of that. An alternate universe Piotr could get really nasty. Imagine him with grown out sharpened nails, teeth filed into points, and hair grown out and styled into liberty spikes. Scary right?

#8 Posted by JonSmith (3996 posts) - - Show Bio

@Onemoreposter said:

@JonSmith said:

Kind of makes me wonder why he doesn't clip his finger nails in such a way as to give himself claws.

You know, I hadn't thought of that. An alternate universe Piotr could get really nasty. Imagine him with grown out sharpened nails, teeth filed into points, and hair grown out and styled into liberty spikes. Scary right?

Wolverine: "I'm the best there is at what I do..."

Alternate Universe Colossus: "O RLY?!"

#9 Posted by JohnnyGat (1570 posts) - - Show Bio

I just thought of a perfect tagline for a Hercules Colossus team-up book. "Double the manpower, double the Man Power"

#10 Posted by Rickbarry (1797 posts) - - Show Bio

@JohnnyGat: No way. I've already thought of one better. Pete is steel and Herc is wooly. It will be called "Steel Wool". They'll be a freelance vigilante team that 'Brightens up your streets' and 'Slice through crime and makes thugs on street corners disappear'.

#11 Posted by JohnnyGat (1570 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rickbarry said:

@JohnnyGat: No way. I've already thought of one better. Pete is steel and Herc is wooly. It will be called "Steel Wool". They'll be a freelance vigilante team that 'Brightens up your streets' and 'Slice through crime and makes thugs on street corners disappear'.

But that just downplays the amount of orgasms they give people who glance at their direction.

#12 Posted by allthatsgeek (127 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread is my favorite thing in the universe atm.

Colossus/Herc team-up, make it happen Marvel!

#13 Posted by Rabbitearsblog (5894 posts) - - Show Bio
@allthatsgeek said:

This thread is my favorite thing in the universe atm.

Colossus/Herc team-up, make it happen Marvel!

LOL! That would be the greatest battle ever!!!
#14 Posted by Walker696 (984 posts) - - Show Bio

Pete needs a few team ups all with heavy hitters so he can learn to throw his weight around (Thing, Hulk, Herc, Wonder Man, heck even Rulk). He needs to learn to unleash his muscle a bit and let go a bit. I mean he's been beat on, dumped on, corrupted, manipulated and lied to and that's by the people close to him, I want him to man up and start knocking the heads of more then just robots and going all out on and show us what he can really do.......hopefully Cable can bring that out.

#15 Posted by Rickbarry (1797 posts) - - Show Bio

@Walker696: He's going to try and kill Cable. So I don't think he's going to need to bring out that side.

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