So I was rereading AvX consequence. And have come to the conclusion that Piotr has the best powers ever. The power I'm talking about? The ability to turn a five o'clock shadow into a full on manly beard. The manliness of the power would make all the women in marvel faint at the cold steely facial hair. And like the hair on his head his full on beard is at that perfect shade of black.
Imagine him with body hair. Yeah I know he doubles the coating of his defense not just with that black steel chest shield us lesser men would consider body hair he coats himself in pure man power. He styles his hair in a mohawk and guess what head blade mofo.
Yes this thread sums up my boredom.