How about John Cena as Colossus?

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#51 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (6121 posts) - - Show Bio

In Build yes. As Colossus PERIOD. And I mean with the acting. NOOOOOO!!

#52 Posted by Vance Astro (91416 posts) - - Show Bio
@Joygirl said:

@Vance Astro said:

How about Ellen Degeneres for Emma Frost, and Elijah Wood or Wolverine, and William Shatner for Cyclops,why not...let Sean Penn play Beast and Taylor Swift can be Jean..then you throw in Cena as Colossus and the film is perfect. I can't wait for THAT one.

If this cast ever comes to be I will spay myself on the spot.

Actually, looking over it. There are some similarities.

Ellen = Emma. She exists, she's female, she's capable of speech.

Elijah = Wolvie. He exists, he's male, he's capable of speech. Even has dark hair.

William Shatner = Cyclops. He exists, he's male, he's capable of speech, nobody takes him seriously anymore.

Penn = Beast. He exists, he's male.

Taylor = Jean. She exists.

Cena = Colossus. He exists. He's buff.

HA!
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#53 Edited by BlackArmor (6138 posts) - - Show Bio

.........................................get out

#54 Posted by moywar700 (2775 posts) - - Show Bio

no.

#55 Posted by daredevil21134 (12705 posts) - - Show Bio

@jhazzroucher:

#56 Posted by Romulus9000 (377 posts) - - Show Bio

@jhazzroucher: Please do not make any more casting threads.

#57 Posted by SithLantern93 (2195 posts) - - Show Bio

@MadeinBangladesh said:

John Cena sucks and all his movies suck also.

QFT

#58 Posted by moywar700 (2775 posts) - - Show Bio

@SithLantern93 said:

@MadeinBangladesh said:

John Cena sucks and all his movies suck also.

QFT

#59 Posted by God_Spawn (38399 posts) - - Show Bio

@daredevil21134: I think Santino should play Daredevil. He has the nerve strikes down.

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#60 Posted by daredevil21134 (12705 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

@daredevil21134: I think Santino should play Daredevil. He has the nerve strikes down.

HA HA HA HA.That's freaking funny

#61 Posted by jhazzroucher (16514 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus said:

@jhazzroucher: What makes you think Cena has the chops to portray Piotr?

Well he looks like Peter and he is fine as an actor, based one one of the movies I've watched starring him.

#62 Posted by moywar700 (2775 posts) - - Show Bio

noooo

#63 Posted by Bo88gdan (4676 posts) - - Show Bio

No

#64 Posted by Thunderscream (1807 posts) - - Show Bio

@jhazzroucher: Physically, I see where you could think he'd be a perfect match, dude's stacked...not the guy for the job though. Colossus is a brawler but he's not a meathead. He's got some wicked psychological scars and they're deep ones...something that'd take some genuine acting chops.

#65 Edited by Hoarderofhilarity (296 posts) - - Show Bio

Plus John Cena is only about 6ft tall and Pete's like 6'6

#66 Posted by Rickbarry (1857 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread angers me. Someone punt it into oblivion!

#67 Posted by Brazen_Intellect (1144 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL

Thank you for this, I needed a laugh today, but in all seriousness, hell no

#68 Posted by Thunderscream (1807 posts) - - Show Bio

@jhazzroucher said:

@Illuminatus said:

@jhazzroucher: What makes you think Cena has the chops to portray Piotr?

Well he looks like Peter and he is fine as an actor, based one one of the movies I've watched starring him.

What movie was that?

#69 Posted by PDBL77 (57 posts) - - Show Bio

Really? John Cena? Thats the worst thing Ive heard all day. Thats my sign to get off of here.. If they ever had a douche like that play my favorite x men member, I would be so pissed.

#70 Posted by Teerack (7461 posts) - - Show Bio

John Cena is a joke and an idiot and I doubt he could give any kind of performance worth a crap.

#71 Posted by WaveMotionCannon (5697 posts) - - Show Bio
@MadeinBangladesh
John Cena sucks and all his movies suck also.
This!!!! He'll no sell all the attacks in the movie.
#72 Edited by Eriskegal (24 posts) - - Show Bio

I continue to try and make sense of all the wrestling and John Cena fans on a comic book site - perhaps attempting to justify it as two segments of a fantasy world - but I simply cannot. There isn't a single comic character role that I would subject to the lack of acting ability or general appeal of someone so laughable as John Cena. I feel it would be just as worth my time and money to see him act in any comic / superhero aspect as it was so many years ago when I spent my allowance on a Tanya Harding comic book...

#73 Posted by MadeinBangladesh (8091 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

@Rickbarry: I know who can play Colossus. The only wrestler.....to ever run wild.

COLOSSOMANIA IS RUNNIN WILD!!!

hahaha BROTHER!!!

On a side note, I love how no one agrees Cena as Colossus haha

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#74 Posted by Oscuro (1124 posts) - - Show Bio
@WaveMotionCannon: LMAO. that was a good one 
And hell no john cena shouldn't come within 1000 miles of any major role in a comic book movie. I'd give him a small cameo maybe
#75 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm more concerned with Cena's acting chops than his physicality, really. I haven't seen any Cena movies to be honest, but no one's ever described him as a nuanced and talented thespian either...

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