How about John Cena as Colossus?

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#1 Posted by jhazzroucher (14744 posts) - - Show Bio

John Cena kinda reminds me of Colossus

Uncanny X-Men #4

What do you all think?

#2 Posted by jhazzroucher (14744 posts) - - Show Bio

comment anyone?

#3 Posted by X35 (5981 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice to see your topics even when they're not about Storm are consistent in terms of quality.

#4 Posted by cattlebattle (12579 posts) - - Show Bio

LOLwtf???
 
No

#5 Posted by antemiusenteri (238 posts) - - Show Bio

@X35:

was that sarcasm ?

#6 Posted by Rickbarry (1744 posts) - - Show Bio

What in the world?

#7 Posted by _slim_ (13051 posts) - - Show Bio

No.

#8 Posted by MadeinBangladesh (5874 posts) - - Show Bio

John Cena sucks and all his movies suck also.

#9 Posted by Duke_Nasty (1017 posts) - - Show Bio

@X35 said:

Nice to see your topics even when they're not about Storm are consistent in terms of quality.

Haha

#10 Posted by Necrotic_Lycanthrope (2388 posts) - - Show Bio

Love Cena in WWE, but seriously? As Colossus? Not happening.

Then again, The Rock is playing Lobo in the future, so I wouldn't put it past companies to think of adding a bad acting wrestling star as Colossus.

#11 Edited by God_Spawn (37187 posts) - - Show Bio

Oleg Prudius should do it then if you want wrestlers.

Moscow Mauler for a reason.

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#12 Posted by Greenflashlight (183 posts) - - Show Bio

No I would it rather be full CGI then that

#13 Posted by Mercy_ (92257 posts) - - Show Bio

How about absolutely not.

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#14 Posted by Imagine_Man15 (1801 posts) - - Show Bio

Cena can't act, and should never be allowed to act in anything outside of those Fred movies...

#15 Posted by White Mage (18740 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mercy_ said:

How about absolutely not.

HA!

#16 Posted by Rickbarry (1744 posts) - - Show Bio

There's only one person that could play Colossus in a movie.

Drago is old now. They missed their chance.

#17 Posted by God_Spawn (37187 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rickbarry: I know who can play Colossus. The only wrestler.....to ever run wild.

COLOSSOMANIA IS RUNNIN WILD!!!
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#18 Posted by Rickbarry (1744 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn

Let me tell ya something, brother!! You made this thread likable! Look at those pythons, brother!
#19 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

#20 Posted by moywar700 (2775 posts) - - Show Bio

John cena has the body but nobody can take him srly for this role because he's john cena.

#21 Posted by God_Spawn (37187 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rickbarry: And Colossus does wear Hulk Hogan colors a lot. Plus the whole runnin wild thing sticks since Colossus is the Juggernaut and he is unstoppable.

SO WATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER?? WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN COLOSSOMANIA RUNS...WILD...ON...YOOOUUUUUUUUUU????

Colossus runnin wild.
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#22 Posted by Illuminatus (9481 posts) - - Show Bio

  

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#23 Posted by Rickbarry (1744 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: This is a lesson to the millions of Colossamaniacs out there. Say your prayers and take your vitamins and you could run wild too! (I'd totally photoshop an image of him holding a hand to his ear, but I'm too tired, lol.)

#24 Posted by God_Spawn (37187 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rickbarry: You should totally do it tomorrow or something. That would be hysterical.

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#25 Edited by Rickbarry (1744 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: At least the thread was salvaged into something amusing. Good job, Sir.

#26 Posted by God_Spawn (37187 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rickbarry: If someone visits this thread and they don't smile, Colossomania will run wild on them.

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#27 Posted by Illuminatus (9481 posts) - - Show Bio
@jhazzroucher: What makes you think Cena has the chops to portray Piotr?
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#28 Posted by Rickbarry (1744 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: I keep thinking of Hulk Hogan quotes, but it quickly bleeds into Macho Man.

#29 Posted by God_Spawn (37187 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus: He's white, pasty, buff and has a flat top? I'd love to see Boston native try and play a Russian.

@Rickbarry: Just add brother into everything and avoid the oh yeahs and you should be safe.

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#30 Posted by johnkmccubbin91 (3486 posts) - - Show Bio

No

#31 Posted by TDK_1997 (14451 posts) - - Show Bio

Hahahaha.....NOOOOO!

#32 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio

Mother of all that is righteous in the world, F*ck no...

Cena is an outright talentless, roided up buffoon.

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#33 Posted by JohnnyWalker (821 posts) - - Show Bio

@jhazzroucher: go back to making storm threads

#34 Posted by Gambit1024 (9890 posts) - - Show Bio

No! Oh, Christ no!

#35 Posted by Dernman (14615 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't see it.

#36 Posted by RScottH08 (249 posts) - - Show Bio
#37 Posted by Rickbarry (1744 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: My god...it's such bad paint work it needs to be uploaded.

This is where the power lies, brother! God created the heavens and the Earth. He created all the Juggamaniacs! Then he created these 24 inch pythons! Whatcha gonna do, brother?! Juggamania's running wild like never before!
#38 Posted by Lvenger (17906 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

#39 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (7504 posts) - - Show Bio

Looks wise, maybe. But the dude can't act at all. Don't need to ruin Colossus like that.

#40 Posted by God_Spawn (37187 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rickbarry: We have to Hulkify it.

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#41 Posted by Vance Astro (91071 posts) - - Show Bio

How about Ellen Degeneres for Emma Frost, and Elijah Wood or Wolverine, and William Shatner for Cyclops,why not...let Sean Penn play Beast and Taylor Swift can be Jean..then you throw in Cena as Colossus and the film is perfect. I can't wait for THAT one.

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#42 Posted by God_Spawn (37187 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rickbarry:

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#43 Posted by mtrakos (563 posts) - - Show Bio

with greatly limited dialogue I could see him as Gladiator or Gorgon. No doubt he has a "superhuman" build

Just give us some Marvel Cosmic Movies!!

#44 Posted by Rickbarry (1744 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: I knew it was missing that special something. On an unrelated note...someone leaked a sketch of post AvX and pretty much the entire extinction team, with the exception of storm, is not shown.

Is it entirely crazy to hope for some type of new Brotherhood to form now that every x-man/woman is a sellout for joining the Avengers!?

#45 Posted by God_Spawn (37187 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rickbarry: I find it doubtful to be honest. The X-Men will still be around hence WATXM and All New X-Men. So the likelihood of a new Brotherhood can be possible but not from the Extinction team.

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#46 Posted by Rickbarry (1744 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: Hmm, well Colossus might leave the X-men book around the time the new Uncanny Avengers debuts. *Grumbles.* I want old school Magneto back.

#47 Edited by Joygirl (18166 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

How about Ellen Degeneres for Emma Frost, and Elijah Wood or Wolverine, and William Shatner for Cyclops,why not...let Sean Penn play Beast and Taylor Swift can be Jean..then you throw in Cena as Colossus and the film is perfect. I can't wait for THAT one.

If this cast ever comes to be I will spay myself on the spot.

Actually, looking over it. There are some similarities.

Ellen = Emma. She exists, she's female, she's capable of speech.

Elijah = Wolvie. He exists, he's male, he's capable of speech. Even has dark hair.

William Shatner = Cyclops. He exists, he's male, he's capable of speech, nobody takes him seriously anymore.

Penn = Beast. He exists, he's male.

Taylor = Jean. She exists.

Cena = Colossus. He exists. He's buff.

#48 Posted by Pwok21 (2235 posts) - - Show Bio

@X35 said:

Nice to see your topics even when they're not about Storm are consistent in terms of quality.

I shouldn't be laughing at this, but that was f***ing hilarious!

#49 Posted by TheCannon (17841 posts) - - Show Bio

This is a joke, right?

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#50 Posted by moywar700 (2775 posts) - - Show Bio

no.

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