Everything You Wanted To Know About...CODPIECE!

Posted by G-Man (34236 posts) - - Show Bio
  


Top 5 Gadgets that should've made CODPIECE a household name.

1. Powerful Cannon at his crotch gives new meaning to "shooting his load."



2. The Dual Boxing Gloves (AKA, the Tickler or Rabbit)












3.  Ultra Sound emitter gets right in your head.


4.  He's good at drilling.



5. Giant comical scissors to circumcise any sticky situation.

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#1 Posted by SuperCoonce (425 posts) - - Show Bio

yikes.

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#2 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread is not empty. I say the title is misleading.

#3 Posted by inferiorego (24714 posts) - - Show Bio

Should I cover the kids' eyes?

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#4 Posted by Hawk (15833 posts) - - Show Bio

PSST! Best character ever.

#5 Posted by No_Name_ (17403 posts) - - Show Bio

Ha! Gross and a half.O_O

#6 Posted by The_Martian (36984 posts) - - Show Bio

LMAO!

#7 Posted by Darth Balls (691 posts) - - Show Bio

Scary truly.

#8 Posted by EisforExtinction (1909 posts) - - Show Bio

Codpiece = Masterpiece

#9 Edited by Red L.A.M.P. (2828 posts) - - Show Bio
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#10 Posted by The_Martian (36984 posts) - - Show Bio

Consider it dugg mister LAMP

#11 Posted by Irving Forbush (37 posts) - - Show Bio

he needs a sidekick.  maybe The Wunderbra!

#12 Posted by xerox_kitty (15762 posts) - - Show Bio

After a while, it starts to sound like carpeace... :p

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#13 Posted by Dane (10596 posts) - - Show Bio

what an ownage character

#14 Posted by AtPhantom (14521 posts) - - Show Bio

Codpiece is a household name? something's wrong in that sentence.

#15 Posted by G-Man (34236 posts) - - Show Bio

Just imagine the action figure accessories.  I say it's time for him to make a comeback.

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#16 Posted by aztek_the_lost (28224 posts) - - Show Bio

haha! wow...I think this is more than I wanted to know... O_o

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#17 Posted by Decept-O (7278 posts) - - Show Bio

G-Man, you did NOT just say "it's time for him to make a comeback" did you?   *you did*  Bwaa Haa Haa!!!!

#18 Posted by AtPhantom (14521 posts) - - Show Bio

Parents, do you want to emotionally scar your kids for life? then buy them the codpiece action figure. It comes with five interchangeable codpieces, ensuring your kids will have hours of fun with it. Not recommended for kids under the age of 3 as they might swallow pieces.



I feel a part of my soul just died...

#19 Posted by LordAndrew (146 posts) - - Show Bio

So what lesson can we learn from this?
Codpiece.

#20 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio

codpiece ftw!

#21 Posted by The_MVPs (84694 posts) - - Show Bio

Inspector Gadget was codpiecing back in the day. He just never advertised it.

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#22 Posted by xerox_kitty (15762 posts) - - Show Bio

Go!  Go!  Gadget Cannon!?!

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#23 Posted by G-Man (34236 posts) - - Show Bio
Decept-O said:
"G-Man, you did NOT just say "it's time for him to make a comeback" did you?   *you did*  Bwaa Haa Haa!!!!"
Let me just say that I paused when typing and had to actually backspace and re-type the sentence.
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#24 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (19714 posts) - - Show Bio

I (sadly ) already knew  this, beaten by having your "robo-cock" melted by a tranny. hands down one of the most patheticlly hilarious characters ever. as for a comeback......  why not! bring him back to have him brutally murdered in a huge sweeping crossover for all to see. JLA & JSA vs. the mighty CODPIECE!!!!!!

#25 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio

this is freaking hilarious

#26 Posted by Paragon (7293 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh god! So many pun-uendos.... My brain hurts.

#27 Posted by Darkchild (40624 posts) - - Show Bio

tomorrow at work every word that i say will be

CODPIECE!@!!!

#28 Posted by Samuraikenpo (143 posts) - - Show Bio

I think i just sharded in my pants i laughed so hard

#29 Posted by mattydeNero (526 posts) - - Show Bio

This guy has Grant Morrison written all over it.

#30 Posted by Mr.Voo the Doo (375 posts) - - Show Bio

maybe it also acts as a fire extinguisher (innuendo) LOL

#31 Posted by The Human Stain (83 posts) - - Show Bio

This is classic.  I like the guy that said "Codpiece" in the video.  He was good.

#32 Posted by warlock360 (28050 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL

#33 Posted by Da Talking Beaver (62 posts) - - Show Bio

I was sort of sad that you didn't have any ladies saying his name. I would loved seeing how would Babs said it.

#34 Posted by G-Man (34236 posts) - - Show Bio
Da Talking Beaver said:
"I was sort of sad that you didn't have any ladies saying his name. I would loved seeing how would Babs said it."
Dude, I tried.  She was supposed to but missed the deadline.  I couldn't wait to unleash the video upon everyone.  She felt bad for missing the chance to be a part of history....or so she said.
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#35 Posted by Media_Master (2189 posts) - - Show Bio

can't say anything else but, WHAT???!!!

#36 Posted by Venom=sickest (143 posts) - - Show Bio

that was honestly one of the least funny videos I've seen on this site.

All those dudes who would interrupt and say "CODPIECE" were really lame (and probably lacking down there).

Just stick to your normal vids, G-MAN.

#37 Posted by CoinMatze (7 posts) - - Show Bio

@Venom=sickest
Duder, what's up with the insinuations about other people's... uh sizes. Trying to compensate for something? I liked the Whiskey Media crossover. I love how they all get along so well. Also: codpiece leads to intimacy

#38 Posted by Vance Astro (91235 posts) - - Show Bio

Awwww she melted his little wang cannon.

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#39 Posted by leky (101 posts) - - Show Bio

woo giant bomb guys!

#40 Posted by Noir-Bot (6 posts) - - Show Bio

I feel so small...

#41 Posted by Silkcuts (5272 posts) - - Show Bio

G-Man your jokes!
I can't believe I just found this now.
So I wonder if Codpiece is retired and the editors won't let him be used since Doom Patrol is back in the DCU?
I wonder if Codpiece would take on a pimp like John Constantine, or if she can get it up from Madame Xanadu.

#42 Posted by sethysquare (3843 posts) - - Show Bio

lol this is hilarious.

#43 Posted by lifeofvibe (3489 posts) - - Show Bio

What the FLAGNOG!

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