Why are these toys so small?

So we just need to get a team together to break in and make the necessary changes so that I don't go crazy and kill a mass throng of people on August 7th.

"Why are these toys so small?
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"TheDrifter said:

"Why are these toys so small?
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???  What do you mean?  They're supposed to be toys, not life sized models.  Do you mean the pictures?  Click on them to enlarge.
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Maaaaan that looks like ish. He looks like a deformed Ant Man. As more info and pics come out, the more I become disenfranchised with this movie. They should have just made a Snake Eyes/Storm Shadow origin story instead.

He looks more like Destro than Cobra. Hopefully, he toss a blue mask over his face in the sequel...

Gambler now there is a genuinely brilliant idea.

I think it look good I'm excited. Has anyone seen Zartan yet

"Gambler now there is a genuinely brilliant idea."

 I think that they will show him like that for a scene then they will throw the towel thing over his head that will probably the only acceptable thing

Wish I could say the same  ;P

"I think it look good I'm excited. Has anyone seen Zartan yet
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Wow, some things you don't try & change, & his costume is one of them. The whole getup he had in the comics made him stand out, I'm not feeling this look for the movie at all. :(

"Watch Dog said:

"I think it look good I'm excited. Has anyone seen Zartan yet
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HERE's what Zartan may look like.  Not happy about that either.
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"G-Man said:

"Watch Dog said:

"I think it look good I'm excited. Has anyone seen Zartan yet
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HERE's what Zartan may look like.  Not happy about that either.
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The dude from the Mummy? Seriously? Are they trying to tank this movie?
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Is nothing sacred?

this is gonna be the worst thing since street fighter the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GI JOE was what I grew up with and these idiots have just pissed on it. I understand that things have to change for the live action film but look at what transformers did.....its was a change but still true to the source this is just FUBAR BIG TIME

seriously what did you expect?  the guy playing him is the kid from third rock from the sun!?  once i heard that i lost all hope for this movie....it's going to suck

"seriously what did you expect?  the guy playing him is the kid from third rock from the sun!?  once i heard that i lost all hope for this movie....it's going to suck"

Who knows maybe he'll pull it off. I'm just not feeling the look of CC so far.

Maybe theyre just pulling shenanigans on us and none of this is in the actual movie....haha thats my only hope remaining lol

NOooo!!!! Why ? this movie is going to suck!

What I don't understand is: If  they want to attract the 6-7-8 year old kids that have heard Dad talk about how kickass G.I. Joe was back in the day, why make such drastic changes to major characters?  The pictures or cartoons or knowledge these fathers are passing down to their boys or girls will have their kids not giving a crap about it because their parent, devout 'Joe-fan, is dissapointed with the big-screen cluster%^&#.  Kids pay attention to their parents' interests.

I saw the interview that was posted here with Ryan Reynolds talking about who "Deadpool" is.  I mean, you can see the look in his face that he knows now that the fan-boys are going to be unimpressed.  The onscreen DP can have a mouth on him, but he won't look the same.  That's something that's key.

Just like it appears to be in this movie.  I don't really know how  "3rd Rock Kid/I Got Hacked in the First Five Minutes of Halloween H20 Kid" is going to pull this off not looking at all like ANY incarnation of Cobra Commander.  He could have CC's voice(it won't be what we want to hear at all), but the look, ugh.

And with them not covering Storm Shadow's face for a promo picture, it's looking even more like a crapfest.

Larry Hama is apart of the project, correct?

What in the world are they thinking.  Can't wait 'til it tanks out.  If you re-do something, re-do it right.

Reynolds has said that he feels he's playing the character that will become Deadpool.  So there is some hope there.

I also hope that everyone knows I was being a bit sarcastic with the title of this post.  I don't really think he looks interesting.

And Larry Hama?  He was involved but as a 'creative consultant.'  He wasn't a writer.  He is supposedly going to have a cameo.  And also supposedly talked the writers into dropping a scene where Snake-Eyes talks at the end.  Guess he had to choose his battles.

I can only pray this doesnt hurt our chances of ever getting a movie again.

He looks like a science fiction villain, I would had preferred this look:

Not liking the Cobra Commander look. Might look better on the big screen, but I doubt it. As for Zartan it does not bother me as much. I did not expect the actor who would portray Zartan to have the huge amount of black make-up on his face, also he is a master of disguise so with some good cgi I think he could still be cool.

What costume would you guys have liked to have seen? I was thinking they were gonna stick with the scrowl or the silver face plate that we saw in the animated movie.

Personally this is the Cobra Commmander i wanted to see.

Yes, I agree.. That to me is the creepiest he's ever looked, total terrorist look which would've been more realistic for the movie. Then again I guess when he's fighting, it'd be too easy to lose the mask.

lol this is funny

His look is okay, but I think they should have stuck with the hooded mask. Still, I think this movie will be awesome.

Hooded looked better

Bahahaha!

Those are some weak looking a G.I. Joe action figures. 

hahaha, I've called it... This film will be a flop

I WANT this movie to be good.....be even my optimism is wearing thinner than Paris Hilton in beach season.

Baroness looks good, Snake Eyes looks perfect (I'm glad they went with that particular costume because it's my personal favorite), but why the heck are they going with this look for Cobra Commander?  Cobra Commander has an iconic, distinct look.  This version make him look like just another thug in a metal mask.  I guess this version is more like the Battle Armored Cobra Commander.  I just hope that he goes through several costume changes throughout the movie, and this is just one of them.   I hope that he comes out with the classic faceplate, and even the cloth mask one.

what an ugly toy i ever seen, bring the hood quick cover it

Snake Eyes is my only hope remaining lol....or so it seems.

well i guess the actor didn't want to be excluded out the character he contracted to be playing , he might have said put my eyes in so they know who iam and not just a comic character well i hope he gets the voice correct or else

Biological Warfare: The Weirdo Face

The picture I've posted (below) is the Cobra Commander I wanted to see in the Hollywood (USA) film, though the one presented was entertaining, and I liked the comment in this thread that the one presented in the film looked like a deformed/transformed Ant-Man!

Cobra Commander is a symbol of high-profile traffic terrorism. He relishes in mayhem and subversion and his demeanor reflects his attitude towards anarchy.

The old school G.I. Joe and Transformers cartoons featured the same voice actor for Cobra Commander and the Decepticon Starscream who incidentally were kind of similar in personality!

I think Cobra Commander is a totem of cannibalism, since he represents the will to do carnage for the sake of revolution. He seems to equate risk with opportunity, which is both daring and frightening, and maybe the Commander presented in the film looked like a Toxic Avenger and Ant-Man since Cobra itself is willing to resort to biological warfare for upheaval.

Can't you see Cobra Commander licking his lips when he thinks about Snake Eyes or Sargent Slaughter?

Cobra Commander (Villains Wikia)

Woof?