chuck norris powers and abiltes lol

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#1 Edited By death monger

chuck noris can give you cancer by blnking his eyes chuck norris as a third fist under his beard his round house kick can ko toaa chuck norris beat jesus and silver age supes he also seem to be the boogymans boogyman and also when atlas hold up the earth chuck norris takes over every month can anyone get any more powers for chuck that are true

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#2 Edited By defaultdefaultdefault

who's " chuck norris " ?
is he some obscure Harris comics character or something?

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#3 Edited By death monger

no hes top one of the top 10 most powerful beings

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#4 Edited By GrayWolf

He can roundhouse kick through time and give people AIDS even though he doesn't have it.

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#5 Edited By Sparda

Chuck Norris' two abilities:

Chuck Norris can't laugh at Chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris can't do anything in Chuck Norris jokes.

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#6 Edited By darkningdawn

He doesn't have the power to get anyone elected,just ask Mike Huckabee.

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#7 Edited By GrayWolf

Seriously, he has the power to write books and make awful, awful movies that some people actually like and he still makes millions of dollars off of. He is a genius.

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#8 Edited By Primmaster64

lol

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#9 Edited By InnerVenom123

Chuck Norris has one ability. The ability to do anything and everything.

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#10 Edited By defaultdefaultdefault

@death monger:
oh. i think i know him now. he was that guy who advertised
for Budweiser and Nascar, and is now doing infomercials, right?

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#11 Edited By King_Saturn

oh gosh....

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#12 Edited By iLLituracy

Chuck Norris has the power to make people utter outdated jokes of the Chuck Norris variety.

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#13 Edited By death monger

i love this site

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#14 Edited By heroic_warrior76

I think Chuck Norris is better off as a part of the "Street Fighter" video games he can have abilities like those of Ken Masters, Ryu, or Gouken. All he will do is kick and shout those martial arts battle cries like Haduken or Shoryuken.

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#16 Edited By Yung ANcient One

Chuck Norris can push the Earth.
CHuck Norris RoundHouse Kick... KO's Everyone and Anyone
Chuck Norris can Create Transformers. U guys kno Optimus Prime Right?

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