chuck norris powers and abiltes lol

#1 Posted by death monger (992 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck noris can give you cancer by blnking his eyes chuck norris as a third fist under his beard  his round house kick can ko toaa chuck norris beat jesus and silver age supes he also seem to be the boogymans boogyman and also when atlas hold up the earth chuck norris takes over every month can anyone get any more powers for chuck that are true
#2 Posted by CATMANEXE--defunct (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

who's " chuck norris " ? 
is he some obscure Harris comics character or something?

#3 Posted by death monger (992 posts) - - Show Bio

no hes top one of the top 10 most powerful beings

#4 Posted by GrayWolf (204 posts) - - Show Bio

He can roundhouse kick through time and give people AIDS even though he doesn't have it.
#5 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris' two abilities:
Chuck Norris can't laugh at Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris can't do anything in Chuck Norris jokes.

#6 Posted by darkningdawn (76 posts) - - Show Bio

He doesn't have the power to get anyone elected,just ask Mike Huckabee.
#7 Posted by GrayWolf (204 posts) - - Show Bio

Seriously, he has the power to write books and make awful, awful movies that some people actually like and he still makes millions of dollars off of.  He is a genius.
#8 Posted by Primmaster64 (21073 posts) - - Show Bio


#9 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris has one ability. The ability to do anything and everything.
#10 Posted by CATMANEXE--defunct (17052 posts) - - Show Bio
@death monger: 
oh. i think i know him now. he was that guy who advertised
for Budweiser and Nascar, and is now doing infomercials, right?
#11 Posted by King Saturn (225101 posts) - - Show Bio
oh gosh....
#12 Posted by iLLituracy (13494 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris has the power to make people utter outdated jokes of the Chuck Norris variety.

#13 Posted by death monger (992 posts) - - Show Bio

i love this site
#14 Posted by heroic_warrior76 (116 posts) - - Show Bio

I think Chuck Norris is better off as a part of the "Street Fighter" video games he can have abilities like those of Ken Masters, Ryu, or Gouken.  All he will do is kick and shout those martial arts battle cries like Haduken or Shoryuken.

#15 Posted by Meteora (70 posts) - - Show Bio


#16 Posted by Yung ANcient One (4898 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris can push the Earth. 
CHuck Norris RoundHouse Kick... KO's Everyone and Anyone
Chuck Norris can Create Transformers. U guys kno Optimus Prime Right?

#17 Posted by speed (550 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck norris is so tough that when his daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

chuck norris can speak braille

#18 Posted by oiHooliganismoi (517 posts) - - Show Bio
@GrayWolf: hey missing in action was a dope movie
#19 Posted by Senturion (145 posts) - - Show Bio
@Meteora:  That video is one of the funniest things ive ever seen!

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