Chuck Norris jokes suck

#1 Posted by HughJass (375 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm sorry, they're not funny. At all. Chuck Norris is a right-wing king among douche bags. I see no reason to glorify his worthless butt with jokes about how tough he is. Chuck Norris does not kick any asses anymore, he only kisses them. Especially if they are Republican asses with lots of money. Chuck Norris likes money, and asses. So yeah. I freaking hate Chuck Norris. Douche bag. Seriously, if Chuck was that tough he'd come behind me and smash my face into my keyrhgkbdhgrk,snfguopdknvmcdjlnka;ejde;dlza

#2 Posted by GR2Blackout (2567 posts) - - Show Bio

LIES! Chuck Norris is awesome!

#3 Posted by Rusty_Irons (627 posts) - - Show Bio

Dude, he said that 7 months ago. He can't hear you. : P

#4 Posted by Video_Martian (5562 posts) - - Show Bio

Eh, not really a fan of most of the jokes either, although I do admit some are pretty clever...

#5 Posted by MrShway88 (695 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm not here to discuss politics on a forum but I do hate Chuck Norris jokes.

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