I'm sorry, they're not funny. At all. Chuck Norris is a right-wing king among douche bags. I see no reason to glorify his worthless butt with jokes about how tough he is. Chuck Norris does not kick any asses anymore, he only kisses them. Especially if they are Republican asses with lots of money. Chuck Norris likes money, and asses. So yeah. I freaking hate Chuck Norris. Douche bag. Seriously, if Chuck was that tough he'd come behind me and smash my face into my keyrhgkbdhgrk,snfguopdknvmcdjlnka;ejde;dlza
Chuck Norris jokes suck
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