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    Chuck Norris

    Character » Chuck Norris appears in 29 issues.

    Chuck Norris is an American martial artist champion, a Hollywood star, and he trained with Bruce Lee.

    Chuck Norris jokes suck

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    #1  Edited By HughJass

    I'm sorry, they're not funny. At all. Chuck Norris is a right-wing king among douche bags. I see no reason to glorify his worthless butt with jokes about how tough he is. Chuck Norris does not kick any asses anymore, he only kisses them. Especially if they are Republican asses with lots of money. Chuck Norris likes money, and asses. So yeah. I freaking hate Chuck Norris. Douche bag. Seriously, if Chuck was that tough he'd come behind me and smash my face into my keyrhgkbdhgrk,snfguopdknvmcdjlnka;ejde;dlza

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    #2  Edited By GR2Blackout

    LIES! Chuck Norris is awesome!

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    #3  Edited By Rusty_Irons

    Dude, he said that 7 months ago. He can't hear you. : P

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    #4  Edited By Video_Martian

    Eh, not really a fan of most of the jokes either, although I do admit some are pretty clever...

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    #5  Edited By MrShway88

    I'm not here to discuss politics on a forum but I do hate Chuck Norris jokes.

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