first of all i hate him but anyways i found this and almost pissed myself.

http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/

hahaha

LOL!

Anyone now some Chuck Norris Jokes?

heres one:

When god said "let there be light!" Chuck said "Say Please."

Muhahahahahahahahahahaha

i got a few

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

chuck norris gave mona lisa that smile

Where the hell you find that

Mighty Magneto says:

"Where the hell you find that"

Lmao. I just ran across it looking for other pics.

Gambler says:

"Mighty Magneto says:

"Where the hell you find that"

Lmao. I just ran across it looking for other pics."

Classic Chuck Norris

Mighty Magneto says:

"Where the hell you find that"

look at his left face cheek. photoshop

cpt_linger says:

"Mighty Magneto says:

"Where the hell you find that"

look at his left face cheek. photoshop"

Of course its photoshoped. He didn't ask if it was real.

Gambler says:

"cpt_linger says:

"Mighty Magneto says:

"Where the hell you find that"

look at his left face cheek. photoshop"

Of course its photoshoped. He didn't ask if it was real."

Muhahahahahahaha

The Young

Chuck Norris can eat bullets, walk on water, and sh!t ice cream.
Post Edited:2007-12-04 09:02:31

Gambler says:

"Chuck Norris can eat bullets, walk on water, and sh!t ice cream.
Post Edited:2007-12-04 09:02:31"

Shit Ice Cream thats a nice feature but i'll pass on any

Hahahaha

Gambler says:

"Hahahaha"

It would end up being bullet flavored anyways