My favourite is

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

cpt_linger says:

"My favourite is Chuck Norris "

is in fact a wuss

cpt_linger says:

"My favourite isChuck Norris can slam a revolving door"

Why do so many people love Chuck Norris? many people talk of him as if he is the best thing since sliced bread, he doesn't even seem to be a good fighter either, i dont get it :S

Chuck norris doesnt read books... he stares at them until they tell him what he wants to know!

Clantern says:

"cpt_linger says:

"My favourite isChuck Norris can slam a revolving door"

Why do so many people love Chuck Norris? many people talk of him as if he is the best thing since sliced bread, he doesn't even seem to be a good fighter either, i dont get it :S"

he sucks

UM..... Norris does not suck. The guy in vented his own style of fighting Chun Kuk Do, and he is an 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master in Tae kwon do he is a black belt an Machado Brazilian Jujitsu and a black belt in Tang soo do! That is pretty Bad A$$ if you ask me!

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

chuck norris fact; bruce lee gave him his big break

dats very true rotten gun,and bruce also defeated chuck in a real life sparring match,but they was good friends as well 2.

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

• When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris doesn't like Sara Lee.