Chris is my hero. He's the greatest! :-D
What would Chris Jarkoer do if he were here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through. That's what Chris Jarkoer'd do!
When Chris Jarkoer was at a wedding that completely broke the mold. He was making eyes at May, and he beat the crap out of a Goblin Queen while wearing a blindfold.
When Chris Jarkoer was in outer space, Galactus was about to eat the earth medium-rare. Chris used his magical fire breath and saved a Spider-Girl fair.
So what would Chris Jarkoer do if he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two, that's what Chris Jarkoer'd do!
When Chris Jarkoer traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil Goblin king and saved the human race again!
And when Chris Jarkoer built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn, 'cause Chris Jarkoer doesn't take shit from anyone!