Anne Hathaway: I Should Be Catwoman!

Posted by Cervantes (634 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm finally Catwoman and some troll announces it should be the chick from "House"?! The news floored me. 
 

So this "Cervantes" thinks he can talk up a rival actress as Catwoman and get away with it?! I had the site talk to him, so in the interests of fairness, he is now running the truth:   
  
I won the role, I should be Catwoman!    
  
Now, I know some of my roles have made me seem a little... cutesy, but is that any excuse for doubting me in the role of a tight-bodiced sexpot? I'm sorry, but I just had to take issue with the fandalism that's been done to my image as The Catwoman by Cervantes and his twisted fascination with that Olivia hussy! (See what I did there?) Thankfully, Comicvine saw my point and is giving me equal time through Cervantes's own screenname to let 'justice roll down like waters, righteousness like a mighty stream'! 
 
What? I gave up Catholicism, not the Bible... 
 
TOP TEN REASONS I SHOULD BE CATWOMAN: 
 
NUMBER 10:  
 
If the suit fits, you must aquit! Seriously, I'm on trial here? Fine, here's a photoshopped Lara Croft cosplay -- it's not like I can actually show you my paint-on Catsuit!
 
NUMBER 9: 
 

I'm weapons tested -- I can handle myself. 
 
NUMBER 8: 
 
A voluptuous thief with sexy countermeasures to overcome? Been there, rocked that! 
 
NUMBER 7: 
 


I look good in black... 
 
NUMBER 6: 


...but I love the purple cat. Hope Nolan does a 180 and takes this approach...   
 
NUMBER 5: 
 

I'm in touch with my feline side; no petting...
 
NUMBER 4: 
 


I straddle the darkness and ride all night, just like the Cat -- and enough on the goggles, already! They're for riding -- when they're up, I'll make plenty of cat eyes at you... 
 
NUMBER 3: 
 

 
"Get Smart" had a little more action than the audience expected, because I can handle it; now I'm bustin' stuntmen and mannequins upside the face on set -- so you know I'm the real deal. 
 
NUMBER 2: 
 

If Olivia wants to be Julie Newmar, I'm going to try my best to pull off a little bit of Audrey's magic. 
 
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON I, ANNE OF GREEN GABLES, SHOULD BE CATWOMAN: 
 


    
    
    
So I can bring the art of Adam Hughes to life. Purely selfless -- take that, Olivia! 
#1 Posted by cyberninja (10413 posts) - - Show Bio

lolwut?

#2 Posted by Agent9149 (2893 posts) - - Show Bio

you want to be catwoman?

#3 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38849 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok?

#4 Edited by Edamame (27963 posts) - - Show Bio

lol    :)

#5 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio
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#6 Posted by Cervantes (634 posts) - - Show Bio
@Deranged Midget
 
Easy, Picard! It isn't up yet -- something I'm sure you have experience with... JK.
#7 Posted by joshmightbe (24601 posts) - - Show Bio

I thought they said that wasn't the final version of her catwoman suit 

#8 Posted by Vance Astro (91114 posts) - - Show Bio

Anne Hathaway will be a terrible Catwoman...

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#9 Posted by joshmightbe (24601 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro: People said the same about Heath Ledger as Joker 
#10 Posted by DarkShadows (742 posts) - - Show Bio

This made me laugh. lol.

#11 Posted by Cervantes (634 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe
You're right, the top pic is a photoshopped cosplay of Lara Croft another viner posted on site. The batpod costume, IDK, maybe. 
 
I actually prefer Olivia as Catwoman, but I wrote this list to be fair to those who really dig Anne. I think she could be really good, but Olivia? Well, here's her list: 
 
Olivia Wilde's Catwoman Qualifications 
 
These two can only settle their differences one way, in my forth-coming blog: Catfight! ;)
#12 Posted by Vance Astro (91114 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:
@Vance Astro: People said the same about Heath Ledger as Joker 
He shouldn't have been in brokeback mountain.
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#13 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio

@Cervantes: HAHA touche...

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#14 Posted by Joesoef95 (315 posts) - - Show Bio

I actually think Marion Cotillard would make a better Catwoman

#15 Posted by MrUnknown (1700 posts) - - Show Bio

Cool entertaining blog as usual! :>

#16 Edited by Cervantes (634 posts) - - Show Bio
@Deranged Midget
Had to go after Picard -- too funny... Glad you, though, have a steel spine and a good sense of humor!
 
Nice avatar, I hope Supes looks as good in the up-coming movie! 
 
Thanks, MrUnknown, guys... I make no secret that this is a blog where I devil's advocate my real position of wanting Olivia to be the Catwoman, but I wanted to be fair to Anne's fans.
#17 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio

@Cervantes: Thank you and as do I. :P

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#18 Posted by chipsnopotatoes (328 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok. I'm convinced :)

#19 Posted by KRYPTON (1891 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait? What did I just read? 

#20 Posted by aboutnici (13 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro
Give her a chance, but I just knew that I didn't want to watch Halle Berry's Catwoman, because I knew its gonna to be bad!
#21 Posted by entropy_aegis (14227 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice.

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