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    Bluewater Productions brings a diverse library of titles and talent to the table. With stories that range from classic myths, science fiction and superheroes to Hollywood legends such as William Shatner, Roger Corman, Ray Harryhausen and Vincent Price, Bluewater is a fresh voice in comic publishing. We have now broken into biography comics with our titles FAME, FEMALE FORCE and POLITICAL POWER.

    Robert Pattinson Gets His Own Comic Book

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    Edited By inferiorego  Staff

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    Are the news gods smiling down upon me? Last week, I got to write about Zac Efron, and now Robert Pattinson? I'm totally fast-tracking myself to be a writer for Teen Bop! BlueWater Comics announced that Robert Pattinson, that guys from the shiny vampires movies, (Twilight) will have his own biography comic! Apparently, BlueWater is cashing in on the Twilight craziness.

    There's more to Pattinson than fake fangs, faraway looks and tousled hair. Pattinson is an accomplished musician, a former model and an actor who's played both a wizard at Harry Potter's Hogwarts School and the artist Salvador Dali.

    Bluewater Productions in May will ship FAME: Robert Pattinson to comic book shops and retailers across the country. This 32-page comic will trace Pattinson's career from his first performance in Tess of the D'Urbervilles at London's Barnes Theatre to his star turn in the Twilight movies.

    Writer Kim Sherman said that she is eager to introduce fans to the many sides of Pattinson.

     
     

     Ladies! Prepare to swoon!
     Ladies! Prepare to swoon!
    This guy has had world renowned fame for what, two years? Now there's a 32 page comic about him? Bluewater is known for doing these bios for a couple years now, the first big one being their Obama/ McCain split. I read those two, they were pretty interesting, but on the other hand, those two men, led extraordinary, full lives. I'm not saying Mr. Pattinson hasn't led an amazing life, but he's only 24, and become famous a couple years ago. You never know, maybe he spent years in Nigeria helping starving kids. Maybe I'm a bit too cynical. Anyway, interior artist  Nathaniel Ooten had his own take on this book:

     "Working on this book has opened an entirely new level of Rob Pattinson for me," Ooten said. "Before starting, I was only aware of the 'teenage vampire' Pattinson. After reading the script, studying the subject and listening to his music, I not only became very interested in Pattinson's future work, but also discovered a new appreciation for this 'teenage vampire.'"

     
    Entertainment Weekly
    made a defense argument for this book, since there are so many haters talking about this project: 

    Their Stephenie Meyer comic, published in November 2009, has sold out of several printings.

    There's flaw in that argument. Did Bluewater sell out of several printings or did retailers? I know we sold out, but then again, we only ordered, at most, 3 copies, and none of which were for the shelf, all for customers who pre-ordered it. Maybe I'm wrong, but I doubt the Stephenie Meyer book pulled in big numbers, much like the Obama and McCain books did. 
     
    Look, I've got nothing personal against this guy. He makes movies I don't watch, women swoon over him, and that's great for him. I could even say I'm happy for him. (But did I say it there? You be the judge) I'm sure he worked hard to get where he's at now. He's essentially in the same boat as Zac Efron is with me. I don't watch their stuff, I don't care, but I'm sure they're great at what they do. 
     
    Then why do I seem ornery? It seems like a waste of money and talent. I'm sure some people will pick this book up and pre-order it, but is it worth all the time and effort? Well, at least a writer and some artists are getting work. I guess I'll try and stay positive about something that just doesn't make sense to me. 
     
    What do you guys think? Is a Mr. Pattison comic something you'd pick up?
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    #1  Edited By EisforExtinction

    Yeah, I bought the Stephine Meyer one the day it came out....
     
    It makes me laugh that I'm impacting sales numbers by buying things that I think are dumb.

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    #2  Edited By AngelFrost

    oooo Robert <3 

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    #3  Edited By Agent Buttons
    L...M...A....O Bluewater strikes again
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    #4  Edited By HaHaManHV

    I WANT TO PUNCH HIM! Just like, that cover image makes him look like such a douche he needs a fist in his face

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    #5  Edited By ms__omega
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    Agreed cant stand this douche
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    never read any of these, and i have absolutely no idea who that person is.
    out of curiosity what exactly goes on in these? are they like, condensed
    biographies, is there some kind of fluid story, or a combination of both?

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    #7  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
    @CATMANEXE: condensed biographies... fluff pieces
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    @inferiorego: 
    okay. lol. so then how did this one work out?!
    Bo Obama: Puppy Power
    Bo Obama: Puppy Power
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    #9  Edited By goldenkey

    so gay
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    #10  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
    @CATMANEXE: That's real? Oh man.... That's kind of awesome.
     I bet it reads like this.
     Page 1
    Panel 1
    Wake up. Is that a noise? Is someone else up!? so hungry hungry hungry... no GO OUT! Gotta pee! Let me out! Scratch door door door. Is that a squirrel! gottagetit gottagetit! go inside go inside! DINNNNNNNNNNER! so hungry so hungry so hungry.... bedtime bedtime.... circle circle circle lie down... sleep.... sleeeeeeeeeeep.
     
    Repeat on every page........ One giant bizarre panel. I refuse to describe what's going on in the panel
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    #11  Edited By iLLituracy

    Bluewater sure knows how to get into my pockets.

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    #12  Edited By the_fallen11

    I'll pass on this one.

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    @inferiorego: 
    yep, its real. of all of them i almost got that one. 
    http://www.comicvine.com/puppy-power-bo-obama/49-31149/
    i looked through BW's stuff including old and they
    have some you wouldnt believe!
     
    lol. your description sounds kind of like Gon
    (who somehow isnt represented on vine?!)
    they should team-up.
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    #14  Edited By Secret Identity

    I genuinly want the entire population of earth dead when i see sh!t like this happen.

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    #15  Edited By Son_of_Magnus
    @Agent Buttons said:
    " L...M...A....O Bluewater strikes again "
    They are such d bags lol
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    okay, well this makes some sense of all of it.
    apparently the current head of BlueWater started
    out marketing E! TV, so it kind of comes together.
    (and explains one of the press statements there, cough)

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    #17  Edited By Moomin123

     
    In my opinion, Rob Pattinson always looks like he's stoned. It's just his eyes that give the impression of someone saying. 
     
    "I'm high right now, but I don't give a crap!"

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    #18  Edited By joshmightbe

    yet again mediocraty is celebrated

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    #19  Edited By grimreaper1980

    why does that clown get his own comic

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    #20  Edited By Queen's Halo

    What the f**** is going on in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    no joke, coming in April:  Rush Limbaugh, Sonia Sotomayor and...

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    #22  Edited By inferiorego  Staff

    If only THIS was done by BlueWater... then my faith would be restored.

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    #23  Edited By Aspenite

    I won´t pick this up but then I never read any biographies. So nothing personal against this guy for not picking this up.

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    #24  Edited By Son_of_Magnus

    BlueWater are the worst publishers in history

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    #25  Edited By Primmaster64

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    #26  Edited By Dracade102

    I'm Not a bug BlueWater Fan... But Now I just plain hate them.
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    #27  Edited By daveydavey

    HAHAHAHAHAHA
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    #29  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
    @reaper2923 said:

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    literal laugh out loud
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    #30  Edited By danhimself

    somebody needs to shut Bluewater Comics down

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    #31  Edited By xerox_kitty

    Bluewater must be STOPPED!

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    #32  Edited By dane

    natural selection has failed me once more.

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    @inferiorego said:
    "@reaper2923 said:

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    literal laugh out loud "
    I know I love that episode
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    #34  Edited By Dro

    Looks to me like the guy needs a punch straight on the chin.
     
    Probably just me though.

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    #35  Edited By spacemonkeymafia

    is there a big enough splash page to  accommodate  that unibrow? 
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    #36  Edited By Illyana Rasputin

    @xerox-kitty said:

    "Bluewater must be STOPPED! "


     

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    #37  Edited By Crackdown

    I think I just threw up a little in my mask....

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    #38  Edited By BaronVonDredd

    Huh. (leaves room) (gets rope)  (ties rope on ceiling fan) (hangs himself)
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    #39  Edited By Bio Guyver

    Wow.........

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    #40  Edited By Mutant X

    This is insanely stupid. The only people that really care about this dude are Twilight fangirls [and very few fanboys].

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    #41  Edited By Sharkgirl93

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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