Who is your Bizarro? What is your Bizarro like?
Me Bizarro am Superdoggie. Woof Woof. Me like comics that say they are for mature adults, but actually they just juvenile comics with explicit sex scenes. Me also like comics with confusing crossovers and titles.
Me also like SUV's that are big and chunky and use lots of gas. Me also like all that unused space. All that for a status symbol.