englentine's Bite Club #1 - Suck off and Die review

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    BITE CLUB #1 SUCKS

    About 4 pages in , I started to realize the book was going nowhere. I was hoping it would change, but unfortunately the problems were just not going to be fixed. It reads like the kind of story where if it were being told to you , you might say to the teller to get to the point, all the while he keeps going off on tangents saying " I'm getting there"

    That would be fine if there were multiple characters. The Bite Club however was Chaykanized to the point where everyone was vulgar and unlikable. Only because the artist insisted of drawing the people differently can we tell it is not one person performing every role.

    The art and colors are the books saving grace , well .... the book isn't exactly saved , but it least it is kept from being a 1 star book. It was originally my idea to review the entire series. I am looking at all 6 issues , but to be honest I can not see myself committing any more time or effort to it.

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