Why Batman Sucks (Anyone With Differing Opinions is Stoopid)

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#1 Posted by ImmortalOne (3381 posts) - - Show Bio

Every day, I see Bat-fanboys mooning over their favorite Dark and Edgy superhero. Well, it's time to set the record straight. Batman is not at all the good man his fanboys make him out to be.

In fact, I will go so far to say that he is a despicable abomination to mankind.

Why you ask?

Batman hits women.

Here's some pictures of him attacking various women.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Speed/batman400-batdartspeed2.jpg

http://img44.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-28787/loc75/4d8_batshiva2_3.jpg

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/65659/1252011-batvsdiana_jlasf1.jpg

If this were the real world, he'd probably be arrested for assault. But no, he's Batman, and everything he does is right.

Oh, apparently child abuse is cool too.

http://i1.wp.com/batman-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/MyParentsAreDeaaaaad.jpg?resize=320%2C310

#2 Edited by Black_Arrow (2956 posts) - - Show Bio

Every day, I see Bat-fanboys mooning over their favorite Dark and Edgy superhero. Well, it's time to set the record straight. Batman is not at all the good man his fanboys make him out to be.

In fact, I will go so far to say that he is a despicable abomination to mankind.

Why you ask?

Batman hits women.

Here's some pictures of him attacking various women.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Speed/batman400-batdartspeed2.jpg

http://img44.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-28787/loc75/4d8_batshiva2_3.jpg

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/65659/1252011-batvsdiana_jlasf1.jpg

If this were the real world, he'd probably be arrested for assault. But no, he's Batman, and everything he does is right.

Oh, apparently child abuse is cool too.

http://i1.wp.com/batman-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/MyParentsAreDeaaaaad.jpg?resize=320%2C310

he is the goddamn batman he can do whatever he wants.

#3 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

This is the weirdest troll ever.

#4 Edited by THEOCITYLEGEND (1201 posts) - - Show Bio

The batman can abuse whoever he feels like abusing

#5 Posted by Jayc1324 (11743 posts) - - Show Bio

I hope your trolling right now. I'm sure you are but just making sure

#6 Edited by PeppeyHare (4310 posts) - - Show Bio
#7 Posted by Dragonborn_CT (21913 posts) - - Show Bio

Eeerrr...

#8 Posted by CheeseSticks (2449 posts) - - Show Bio

#9 Posted by kgb725 (6440 posts) - - Show Bio

He's the batman

#10 Posted by Fallschirmjager (16853 posts) - - Show Bio

this thread is bait.

#11 Posted by Kthanid (77 posts) - - Show Bio

If hitting women is wrong just because they're women then you're a misogynist and as far as slapping robin goes well the boy wonder needed it plus it makes for an awesome joke panel

#12 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

5 Star thread couldn't agree more

Nice analysis

#13 Edited by Black_Claw (2974 posts) - - Show Bio

Give me a freaking break. He's the Goddamn Batpimp and he can smack any hoe that he desires.

#14 Posted by ArturoCalaKayVee (11386 posts) - - Show Bio

I think I'm stupider now having opened and read this post.

#15 Posted by batmannflash (6215 posts) - - Show Bio
#16 Posted by Tohoma (1412 posts) - - Show Bio
#17 Posted by Nerd Of A Hero (862 posts) - - Show Bio

#18 Edited by RustyRoy (12045 posts) - - Show Bio

He treats women and men equally, that puts him above most heroes.

#20 Edited by MatteoPG (1927 posts) - - Show Bio

@tohoma said:

@immortalone: You misspelled 'stupid' in the title.

I think that was on purpose.

Great thread. Finally somebody pointed out the real character flaws of this characteristic character.

#21 Edited by DeathpooltheT1000 (10336 posts) - - Show Bio

So if you attack female criminals and female killers, you are a mosnters, because they are women.

Because women arent evil, Women are good and pure, even when doing terrible acts.

Having a vagina made you special and diety.

#22 Posted by TheBhramaBull (279 posts) - - Show Bio

Because he's batman

#23 Posted by inferiorego (23211 posts) - - Show Bio

Staff
#24 Posted by joshmightbe (24882 posts) - - Show Bio

Hard to take you serious when you misspell "Stupid"

#25 Posted by Emequious_Swerve (1268 posts) - - Show Bio
#26 Posted by jwalser3 (4905 posts) - - Show Bio

#27 Posted by sasquatch888 (341 posts) - - Show Bio

batman always wins ,,,even when he loses he comes back with a plan and wins

#28 Posted by Wolverine08 (41257 posts) - - Show Bio

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#29 Posted by inferiorego (23211 posts) - - Show Bio
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#30 Edited by Guardiandevil83 (5527 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman has SUPER strength and beat up his girlfriend (Wonderwoman)

#31 Posted by Emequious_Swerve (1268 posts) - - Show Bio

but the theme song isn't as silly.

True. More sitcoms should feature Leon Redbone songs. They would be that much funnier

#32 Edited by Billy Batson (57969 posts) - - Show Bio

Hard to take you serious when you misspell "Stupid"

Methinks that's intentional...
BB

#33 Posted by joshmightbe (24882 posts) - - Show Bio

@billy_batson: I hate when people intentionally misspell things cause they think its funny. Its the fart joke of title writing.

#34 Posted by Nathaniel_Christopher (1607 posts) - - Show Bio

LoL what a joke.

#35 Posted by Ninjablade09 (3152 posts) - - Show Bio

I think I'm stupider now having opened and read this post.

Me too.

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#36 Edited by jumpstart55 (2276 posts) - - Show Bio

This is obviously a joke.

#37 Edited by Archerized (9 posts) - - Show Bio

Hahahahah.... I can't breathe! OMG. Nice trolling, Mr. Troll. Hope you enjoy your trolling!

Oh oh! So someone who abuses women (Wonder Woman and Poison Ivy) is a abomination to mankind? And that child abuse thingy; robin deserved that.

#38 Posted by Knightfall225 (1988 posts) - - Show Bio

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#39 Posted by sinestro_GL (3127 posts) - - Show Bio

#40 Posted by Your_Friendly_Azn (313 posts) - - Show Bio

Obvious troll is obvious

#41 Edited by DeathpooltheT1000 (10336 posts) - - Show Bio

#42 Posted by ULTRAstarkiller (6119 posts) - - Show Bio

The F*ck up.

#43 Posted by youmessinwithme (1187 posts) - - Show Bio

so you are either such a chauvinist that you think Him hitting wonder woman is the same as average domestic Violence and hitting a SuperVillainess who is endangering some's lives is wrong just because there a woman (for example if in real life you were ever endangered by lets say an armed terrorist who happened to be female, your reaction should be exactly the same as if they were male or your sexist.) (and you're a moron) or you are just an idiot troll who can't spell Stupid. or both....

#44 Posted by Jeremy1989 (655 posts) - - Show Bio

@black_arrow:

@immortalone said:

Every day, I see Bat-fanboys mooning over their favorite Dark and Edgy superhero. Well, it's time to set the record straight. Batman is not at all the good man his fanboys make him out to be.

In fact, I will go so far to say that he is a despicable abomination to mankind.

Why you ask?

Batman hits women.

Here's some pictures of him attacking various women.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll223/darknight2k/Agility-Speed/Speed/batman400-batdartspeed2.jpg

http://img44.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-28787/loc75/4d8_batshiva2_3.jpg

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/65659/1252011-batvsdiana_jlasf1.jpg

If this were the real world, he'd probably be arrested for assault. But no, he's Batman, and everything he does is right.

Oh, apparently child abuse is cool too.

http://i1.wp.com/batman-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/MyParentsAreDeaaaaad.jpg?resize=320%2C310

he is the goddamn batman he can do whatever he wants.

Except humble himself

#45 Edited by nickzambuto (13429 posts) - - Show Bio

It's embarrassing how many people are getting upset ITT.

#46 Posted by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 (6461 posts) - - Show Bio

My God, this is amusing.

#47 Posted by daredevil21134 (11527 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmmmmmmmm

#48 Posted by Dud317 (289 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, they aren't going to smack themselves!

#49 Edited by Eternal19 (2076 posts) - - Show Bio

im surprised this hasn't been locked yet

#50 Posted by MadeinBangladesh (6655 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL.

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