@cody1984 said:

@Jane McClane said:

@cody1984 said:

Laugh at him and tell him "You're not the Punisher so I have no reason to fear your b**** ass."

aaaaaand this....

He lived unlike these people

lol... I'm not arguing the bad@ssery of Punisher.... I'm just letting you know what will happen to you if you say that to HIM.... I'd use the phrase "it's your funeral" but I think the phrase, "it's your body cast" is more appropriate.... neither sounds pleasant to me ;P

@Jane McClane said:

@cody1984 said:

@Jane McClane said:

@cody1984 said:

Laugh at him and tell him "You're not the Punisher so I have no reason to fear your b**** ass."

aaaaaand this....

He lived unlike these people

lol... I'm not arguing the bad@ssery of Punisher.... I'm just letting you know what will happen to you if you say that to HIM.... I'd use the phrase "it's your funeral" but I think the phrase, "it's your body cast" is more appropriate.... neither sounds pleasant to me ;P

Maybe or maybe or not. Batman might hospitalize you or he might not the Punisher is just kill you so my point is I don't get why he is suppose to be so feared since when he beats a villain they live to fight another day.

@cody1984 said:

@Jane McClane said:

Maybe or maybe or not. Batman might hospitalize you or he might not the Punisher is just kill you so my point is I don't get why he is suppose to be so feared since when he beats a villain they live to fight another day.

Because falling five stories IS scary....

Laugh at him and tell him "You're not the Punisher so I have no reason to fear your b**** ass."

@Jane McClane said:

@cody1984 said:

@Jane McClane said:

Maybe or maybe or not. Batman might hospitalize you or he might not the Punisher is just kill you so my point is I don't get why he is suppose to be so feared since when he beats a villain they live to fight another day.

Because falling five stories IS scary....

Getting brutally tortured to death trumps that and like I said batman won't kill (unless he's being written by Miller) so I don't see what's so different about getting beaten up by him over someone like Daredevil.

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

@cody1984 said:

Laugh at him and tell him "You're not the Punisher so I have no reason to fear your b**** ass."

then Jason Todd will come and even things out : )

I thought they hated each other and parted ways?

@Jane McClane said:

@cody1984 said:

@Jane McClane said:

Maybe or maybe or not. Batman might hospitalize you or he might not the Punisher is just kill you so my point is I don't get why he is suppose to be so feared since when he beats a villain they live to fight another day.

Because falling five stories IS scary....

Getting brutally tortured to death trumps that and like I said batman won't kill (unless he's being written by Miller) so I don't see what's so different about getting beaten up by him over someone like Daredevil.

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

@cody1984 said:

Laugh at him and tell him "You're not the Punisher so I have no reason to fear your b**** ass."

then Jason Todd will come and even things out : )

I thought they hated each other and parted ways?

@xerox_kitty said:

What would I do if Batman tried to apprehend me? Easy... I'd let him! ;)

Thisssss.

Batman can "apprehend" me any time that he wants to.

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

@cody1984 said:

@Jane McClane said:

@cody1984 said:

@Jane McClane said:

Maybe or maybe or not. Batman might hospitalize you or he might not the Punisher is just kill you so my point is I don't get why he is suppose to be so feared since when he beats a villain they live to fight another day.

Because falling five stories IS scary....

Getting brutally tortured to death trumps that and like I said batman won't kill (unless he's being written by Miller) so I don't see what's so different about getting beaten up by him over someone like Daredevil.

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

@cody1984 said:

Laugh at him and tell him "You're not the Punisher so I have no reason to fear your b**** ass."

then Jason Todd will come and even things out : )

I thought they hated each other and parted ways?

they did. but Jason still likes to kill people he believes deserve to die

True. Someone like him I would worry about coming after me. Batman I wouldn't if I was a supervillain because if you lose going against him you know what the outcome is going to be and that you will live to fight another day.

Step 1: Blow my rape whistle

Step 2: Play Dead

Can Batman survive a falcon punch?

@cody1984 said:

@Jane McClane said:

@cody1984 said:

Laugh at him and tell him "You're not the Punisher so I have no reason to fear your b**** ass."

aaaaaand this....

He lived unlike these people

I'll be honest,when Batman pushed Maroni i was shocked,when i saw this i laughed my ass off.

@cody1984 said:

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

True. Someone like him I would worry about coming after me. Batman I wouldn't if I was a supervillain because if you lose going against him you know what the outcome is going to be and that you will live to fight another day.

Well by that logic then if I'm a afraid of murder, then I can't be afraid of assault? Because it's not as scary? eh.... sorry I'm not buying it lol

@entropy_aegis said:

@cody1984 said:

I'll be honest,when Batman pushed Maroni i was shocked,when i saw this i laughed my ass off.

Yeah.... I'm with you

@cody1984 said:

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

True. Someone like him I would worry about coming after me. Batman I wouldn't if I was a supervillain because if you lose going against him you know what the outcome is going to be and that you will live to fight another day.

Well by that logic then if I'm a afraid of murder, then I can't be afraid of assault? Because it's not as scary? eh.... sorry I'm not buying it lol

@entropy_aegis said:

@cody1984 said:

I'll be honest,when Batman pushed Maroni i was shocked,when i saw this i laughed my ass off.

Yeah.... I'm with you

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

@Jane McClane said:

@cody1984 said:

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

True. Someone like him I would worry about coming after me. Batman I wouldn't if I was a supervillain because if you lose going against him you know what the outcome is going to be and that you will live to fight another day.

Well by that logic then if I'm a afraid of murder, then I can't be afraid of assault? Because it's not as scary? eh.... sorry I'm not buying it lol

@entropy_aegis said:

@cody1984 said:

I'll be honest,when Batman pushed Maroni i was shocked,when i saw this i laughed my ass off.

Yeah.... I'm with you

i agree. the thought of being dead does not scare me,its what leads up to it thats scares me.

There are much worse things in life than death.... that was deep.... I think I'm a philosopher..... or I need to lay off the caffeine...

@Jane McClane said:

@cody1984 said:

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

True. Someone like him I would worry about coming after me. Batman I wouldn't if I was a supervillain because if you lose going against him you know what the outcome is going to be and that you will live to fight another day.

Well by that logic then if I'm a afraid of murder, then I can't be afraid of assault? Because it's not as scary? eh.... sorry I'm not buying it lol

Again, I'd be scared of someone who would have no problem doing this to me.

Someone just beating you up isn't scary since if you’re a villain since you are most likely use to it someone brutally murdering you on the other hand is pretty terrifying.

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

@Jane McClane said:

@cody1984 said:

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

True. Someone like him I would worry about coming after me. Batman I wouldn't if I was a supervillain because if you lose going against him you know what the outcome is going to be and that you will live to fight another day.

Well by that logic then if I'm a afraid of murder, then I can't be afraid of assault? Because it's not as scary? eh.... sorry I'm not buying it lol

@entropy_aegis said:

@cody1984 said:

I'll be honest,when Batman pushed Maroni i was shocked,when i saw this i laughed my ass off.

Yeah.... I'm with you

i agree. the thought of being dead does not scare me,its what leads up to it thats scares me.

Like the above?

@Jane McClane said:

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

@Jane McClane said:

@cody1984 said:

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

True. Someone like him I would worry about coming after me. Batman I wouldn't if I was a supervillain because if you lose going against him you know what the outcome is going to be and that you will live to fight another day.

Well by that logic then if I'm a afraid of murder, then I can't be afraid of assault? Because it's not as scary? eh.... sorry I'm not buying it lol

@entropy_aegis said:

@cody1984 said:

I'll be honest,when Batman pushed Maroni i was shocked,when i saw this i laughed my ass off.

Yeah.... I'm with you

i agree. the thought of being dead does not scare me,its what leads up to it thats scares me.

There are much worse things in life than death.... that was deep.... I think I'm a philosopher..... or I need to lay off the caffeine...

Not really you can survive most things...and those things worse then death you are talking about like for example seeing your child murdered brutally in front of you is something Batman nor the Punisher would do...unless the child was criminal scum then the Punisher would waste the kid.

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

@cody1984: yup. thats why i would be afraid of Punisher AND Batman

this

I'd let him apprehend me because I consider it to be an honor to be beaten by batman.

I'd beg for forgiveness, fangirl and then beg again for him to adopt me into the Batfamily.

I'd ask for an autograph and then see if he needs a new Robin since he seems to go through a few of them

I'll just sit on the ground put my hands on my head, I will say : "Go, arrest me, Mr. Batman, take me to the arkham asylum, or the prison. I'll be out some months later and I'll kill the joker, or Mr. Freeze, or any other guy you've arrested and is roaring free on the street because you ain't got the balls to kill them off for real. Do you see a better Gotham around you, me neither. Yeah, you understand it, now ? You can't change anything, goody boy : You are irrelevant, worthless, you're so useless."

I'd throw something at him and run like hell. It's probably not going to work...

If I'm a vigilante who kills criminals then having Batman arrest me would be a win since I would just start killing the inmates in Arkham or Black Gate or whatever prison they send me to.

I'd tell him to piss off and tell him the reason why he doesn't kill the joker is because him and Joker are gay for each other. After that I would walk away whistling. If he tries to brutalize me I'll just laugh during the entire thing.

Similar to Joker here:

Give up.

It's the smartest thing to do when Batman's involved.

Umm... I'd let him? Not much else you can do, unless your Catwoman. Hint Hint, Wink Wink!

I would shoot him in the groin, it won't kill him due to the triple weave kevlar but he will go down while I flee Gotham. And for those who think this is a weak win, I know. ;)

@nightwing91 said:

I would shoot him in the groin, it won't kill him due to the triple weave kevlar but he will go down while I flee Gotham. And for those who think this is a weak win, I know. ;)

The most logical post thus far that I have read. As to why you wouldn't hit Batman in the d*ck to getaway is beyond me. Hell I'd take it one step further and try to go for a second shot. I'd be known as the man who broke the Bat's...balls.

@yumyumbubblegum: It does seem odd no one ever goes for the shot, it could be argued the simple criminals in Gotham simply aren't good enough shots. While the superb shots like Deadshot and such wouldn't want to win in that manner.Course if I was a villain that would be my plan, as he's going to feel it and he's still just a human.

@nightwing91 said:

@yumyumbubblegum: It does seem odd no one ever goes for the shot, it could be argued the simple criminals in Gotham simply are good enough shots. While the superb shots like Deadshot and such wouldn't want to win in that manner.Course if I was a villain that would be my plan, as he's going to feel it and he's still just a human.

Hmmmm now if only Super Boy Prime were a Batman villain........move over Joker

@The Devil Tiger said:

I'll just sit on the ground put my hands on my head, I will say : "Go, arrest me, Mr. Batman, take me to the arkham asylum, or the prison. I'll be out some months later and I'll kill the joker, or Mr. Freeze, or any other guy you've arrested and is roaring free on the street because you ain't got the balls to kill them off for real. Do you see a better Gotham around you, me neither. Yeah, you understand it, now ? You can't change anything, goody boy : You are irrelevant, worthless, you're so useless."

Yeah, kill Joker? That's even if you can find him, or capture him.

Skip to 00:14 to see how Joker tricks you.@nightwing91 said:

I would shoot him in the groin, it won't kill him due to the triple weave kevlar but he will go down while I flee Gotham. And for those who think this is a weak win, I know. ;)

That's not an easy shot.

@nightwing91 said:

@yumyumbubblegum: It does seem odd no one ever goes for the shot, it could be argued the simple criminals in Gotham simply aren't good enough shots. While the superb shots like Deadshot and such wouldn't want to win in that manner.Course if I was a villain that would be my plan, as he's going to feel it and he's still just a human.

And besides, most of the criminals in Gotham are already to afraid to hold the gun properly. Batman is scary. Also, Deadshot aims to kill, not cause him terrible pain.

@DCHERO15: It's not to difficult a shot, provided your not afraid of Batman. And it's an easier shot then you think all that's required is a close shot, as his kevlar completely redirects the impact of a bullet through out the suit, I hit him anywhere close to the groin with say a 357 magnum, he's going down from the impact on his groin as he's just a man.

I know Deadshot was an example, and he doesn't really try to kill Batman anyway. Back during the early issues Suicide Squad Batman tells him to his face you pull your shots, as he has a respect for Batman for outsmarting him in his first appaearence. This has since been backed up, with Deadshot having had chances to shoot an unsuspecting Batman from far away and not doing it. And it's an easier shot then you

Bump.

I'd go, ''Hey, aren't you Bruce Wayne?''.

Batman would put the fear of God into me and I'd become a nun.

I'd argue ideologies and run. He probably wouldn't follow.

Id say "your parents are dead, Its your fault Jason Todd died,Your son is a little douche and im not entirely sure what the hell your company actually does" then while he was sad/angry/confused id break his neck because im a goddamn metahuman.

i would poo my pants and be like "sorry sir... won't happen again."

I'd be like "Come on Bruce it's just some weed fool."

id say how i know his secret identity. and tell him that ill send the video of him taking off his mask to youtube and finally beat the batman.

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

I would fanboy and be like; HOLY CRAP, DUDE, YOU'RE THE BEST. Then just faint from the sheer epicness of being within the vicinity of Batman and he'd drop me off in Arkham where I'd spend my time hitting on Poison Ivy.

I would cry like a B1@TCH and scream like a little girl.

Nah.... i would ask him for his autograph.