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    Bruce Wayne, who witnessed the murder of his billionaire parents as a child, swore to avenge their deaths. He trained extensively to achieve mental and physical perfection, mastering martial arts, detective skills, and criminal psychology. Costumed as a bat to prey on the fears of criminals, and utilizing a high-tech arsenal, he became the legendary Batman.

    What would you do if Batman tried to apprehend you?

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    VanTesla

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    #1  Edited By VanTesla

    Let's say you are a special individual (i.e. metahuman or similar to Batman). You kill evil people (i.e. Joker evil) and Batman is now after you because he believes killing is wrong, so you must pay for the crime. How would you handle the situation with Batman? Would you reason with him, argue on ideologies, fight him, try to run away, kill him, find out his secret identity and blackmail him, or come up with something else?

    I would never kill an innocent, officer, or hero, even if they where hunting for me. I would try to reason with him first, if he does not let up I will try to get away, if he finds out who I am, then I will blackmail him to leave me alone. Honestly, I think he will still try to apprehend me, but what do you think?

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    #2  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

    if i had super powers, i wouldn't KILL criminals in the first place, that would make me no better than them (I'm looking at YOU Punisher) so in the end i would probably work with Batman...although i wouldn't want to, cause he can be a dick at times, and not the Grayson variety 

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    #3  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt

    I would fanboy and be like; HOLY CRAP, DUDE, YOU'RE THE BEST.  
     
    Then just faint from the sheer epicness of being within the vicinity of Batman and he'd drop me off in Arkham where I'd spend my time hitting on Poison Ivy. 

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    #4  Edited By Saren

    I'd scream "MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAD!" and while he's overwhelmed with the demons of his past I'd make a break for it.

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    #5  Edited By soccersss

    You are going to try and fight, blackmail or escape the Batman. Good luck with that and better pray you dont see some angry villains when he throws you in Arkham if the criminals you are trying to kill dont kill u first. Anyhow if you are killing criminals intentionally then you are nothing but a criminal yourself and Batman has every right to beat the crap out of you before hauling you to jail. If anything I'd be more like Barbara when she first started wearing the mantle of batgirl.

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    #6  Edited By VanTesla

    @CitizenBane: You could mess with him even further by saying he caused their deaths by his reckless driving...

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    #7  Edited By sesquipedalophobe

    First thing I'd do is [BAM!] and then [KAPOW!]. After a [SHAZAM!] or two, steal his batwallet.

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    #8  Edited By soccersss

    @FadeToBlackBolt:

    lol. hell yeah

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    #9  Edited By TheCrowbar

    I'd promise to stop killing bad people if he trained me in non-lethal combat.

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    #10  Edited By fodigg

    I'd urinate all over myself and run away.

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    #11  Edited By zombiejesusii

    I'd get apprehended, there's not much one can do when Batman is trying to Apprehend you.

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    #12  Edited By Gambit1024

    Cry. I'd f*cking cry.

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    #13  Edited By _Zombie_

    I would stop him and give up on the condition that he signs my handcuffs.

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    #14  Edited By ithinkitwasyou

    I would be my character, Orin, an electromagnetic manipulation and perceptions. I would perceive his bioelectric signature, and use that to figure out who he is, and go after everyone he cares cares about.

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    #15  Edited By danhimself

    @Gambit1024 said:

    Cry. I'd f*cking cry.

    same here....just to add....I wouldn't last 10 seconds in Blackgate or Arkham

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    #16  Edited By Hawkeye446

    I would kneel down and pray to all things religious.

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    #17  Edited By Gambit1024

    @danhimself said:

    @Gambit1024 said:

    Cry. I'd f*cking cry.

    same here....just to add....I wouldn't last 10 seconds in Blackgate or Arkham

    Dude I probably wouldn't last in regular Gotham City. I'm fragile, lol.

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    #18  Edited By danhimself

    @Gambit1024 said:

    @danhimself said:

    @Gambit1024 said:

    Cry. I'd f*cking cry.

    same here....just to add....I wouldn't last 10 seconds in Blackgate or Arkham

    Dude I probably wouldn't last in regular Gotham City. I'm fragile, lol.

    oh yeah...I'd be dead within minutes of getting off of the train...the sad thing is that I wouldn't even get offed by a supercriminal either...it'd be just some regular joe who gets me

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    #19  Edited By RainEffect
    @fodigg said:

    I'd urinate all over myself and run away.

    A-freaking-men. I would have this EXACT reaction.
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    #20  Edited By xerox_kitty

    What would I do if Batman tried to apprehend me? Easy... I'd let him! ;)

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    #21  Edited By Obtrusive

    @CitizenBane:

    I enjoyed your comment, a lot.

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    #22  Edited By ssejllenrad

    I'll laugh at him... He would apprehend me? What a waste of time! Police cadets can do that without problem!

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    Magian

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    #23  Edited By Magian

    Tell him that Superman is better than him :P

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    #24  Edited By fury714

    Cry, kneel down, and beg for him to train me as a sidekick :D

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    Kayak

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    #25  Edited By Kayak

    Use my British charm to convince him to make me Batman

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    #26  Edited By Mr. Dead Pool

    Plead for him not to break my bones or vital organs.

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    #27  Edited By GamerGeek360

    Batman wouldn't have to apprehend me because I wouldn't kill. I would follow his rules. I wouldn't be Robin or Nightwing, but I would be like him and fight the way he fights.

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    #28  Edited By BatteredArmor

    I'd surrendor cry and pee my pants while beging for forgiveness and praying to batman and considering throwing myself of something high to avoide his wrath

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    #29  Edited By xerox_kitty

    Looking at some of these answer, I don't think Comic Vine is about to become Gotham City's hive of scum & villainy ;)

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    #30  Edited By JOKERCATEXE

    Do the right thing. Go along meekly, escape from Arkham within the week like I always do, murder more of his nameless GCP pals, run into Batman again, continue vicious cycle and further solidify my own diagnosis of insanity.

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    #31  Edited By Durakken

    I'd ask him for a job.

    You know a lot of the writers don't show it, but Batman usually doesn't just show up and kick tail. He shows up, says stop doing that and offers ways out of the situation from a job to an education, if refuse to stop he then cracks your head... After you've been arrested he also has reform programs that he offers people during and after the trial and after conviction and release from prison.

    Batman literally provides the entirety of Gotham city and has so many social outreach programs and such that the only way you're a criminal in Gotham is that you are an idiot, insane, or bucking the system.

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    #32  Edited By batman_is_god

    @FadeToBlackBolt said:

    I would fanboy and be like; HOLY CRAP, DUDE, YOU'RE THE BEST. Then just faint from the sheer epicness of being within the vicinity of Batman and he'd drop me off in Arkham where I'd spend my time hitting on Poison Ivy.

    AMNE. Except add in that new bunny chick from The Dark Knight. Not that I like that book though.

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    #33  Edited By batman_is_god

    @TheCrowbar said:

    I'd promise to stop killing bad people if he trained me in non-lethal combat.

    interesting answer.

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    #34  Edited By entropy_aegis

    I'd surrender peacefully just so that i can go to Arkham and kill Hush.

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    #35  Edited By MikeHunt

    "I know who you are, BRUCE!"

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    #36  Edited By joshmightbe

    Depends on my power level if I'm meta human, if I'm like Hulk level I'd just smash him, if I'm street level I'll just surrender then escape since Gotham obviously doesn't have any facility capable of holding a criminal for more than a few days

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    #37  Edited By RedOwl_1

    Well for start I don't do that I'm a good girl :D but in case I´m between two options:

    @xerox_kitty said:

    What would I do if Batman tried to apprehend me? Easy... I'd let him! ;)

    Yeah, maybe I will see one for his Hot-sidekicks or is just OK with he too :F

    @Gambit1024 said:

    @danhimself said:

    @Gambit1024 said:

    Cry. I'd f*cking cry.

    same here....just to add....I wouldn't last 10 seconds in Blackgate or Arkham

    Dude I probably wouldn't last in regular Gotham City. I'm fragile, lol.

    I'll not cry,almost but It will be scary, unless for me and not just the jail (OMG I will cry of mommy there) be surprised for Batman get me the scare of my life (Something like what happens with Dick in The Batman series)

    PD: Put it at 4:31 to know of what expression I'm talking about :S

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    #38  Edited By Comics4Me1800

    @FadeToBlackBolt: Agreed. This a million %.

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    #39  Edited By Supreme Marvel

    I would inform him I want to change my ways. Could he train me to become his apprentice.

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    #40  Edited By SecretKnight

    I would try to just give up easy so he didn't hit me. Or if I was stupid run and take a hostage. I'd be so scared.

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    #41  Edited By Kallarkz

    @MikeHunt said:

    "I know who you are, BRUCE!"

    ahahahahha

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    #42  Edited By Avenging-X-Bolt

    @xerox_kitty said:

    What would I do if Batman tried to apprehend me? Easy... I'd let him! ;)

    this........and i'm a dude

    what can i say.....i have a fu^&#d up psyche : )

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    #43  Edited By Croaker

    First, I'd evade him while trying to figure out why he's chasing me.

    Second, I'd try to land safely after he knocks me out. During this, I would be trying to figure out why he was chasing me.

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    #44  Edited By LazyMan

    I would layout an over elaborate themed plan assuming I have taken out a 'heavy hitter' in Gotham. Raising my profile from psychopathic murder of entry level thug. Having gotten the Batman's attention in the process. A straight fight is foolish, can't bargain with him. I would bribe judges, and the police days/weeks before Batman even shows up (with money, or threats) using the justice system to my advantage. Then walk out of court a free man, Batman's only true weakness is the easily corruptible justice system of Gotham

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    #45  Edited By BADJEREMIE

    I will kick this ass.

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    #46  Edited By Jane McClane

    Well.... I'd tell you but.... lets just say it would be similar to Catwoman's approach... *blushes*

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    #47  Edited By cody1984

    Laugh at him and tell him "You're not the Punisher so I have no reason to fear your b**** ass."

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    #48  Edited By Jane McClane

    @cody1984 said:

    Laugh at him and tell him "You're not the Punisher so I have no reason to fear your b**** ass."

    aaaaaand this....

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    #49  Edited By cody1984

    @Jane McClane said:

    @cody1984 said:

    Laugh at him and tell him "You're not the Punisher so I have no reason to fear your b**** ass."

    aaaaaand this....

    He lived unlike these people

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    #50  Edited By ARMIV2

    Hmmm...

    "How much prep time did this take?"

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