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    Character » Batman appears in 23645 issues.

    Bruce Wayne, who witnessed the murder of his billionaire parents as a child, swore to avenge their deaths. He trained extensively to achieve mental and physical perfection, mastering martial arts, detective skills, and criminal psychology. Costumed as a bat to prey on the fears of criminals, and utilizing a high-tech arsenal, he became the legendary Batman.

    What can't Batman do?

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    #1  Edited By Wolfrazer

    Why even have the other heroes around if Batman can do anything? I mean...what CAN'T Batman do? I just looked at some new 52 stuff and its like, why even bother having any other superhero in DC? Don't get my wrong folks, I like Batman its just...he just seems to pull stuff out of his(well you know) and it just seems to work 100% of the time. It seems to make every other DC hero useless, I am still waiting for him to pull out a nuke or something from his utility belt.

    Note: I am mostly pulling together everything Batman has done even before the New 52 as well, its just looking at the New 52 made me look back on the older stuff and thus here is this thread.

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    #2  Edited By Imagine_Man15

    I think that's a bit of a stretch. Sure he's had some impressive feats in the New 52, but I really haven't seen anything too crazy.

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    #3  Edited By Duke_Nasty

    According to his fanboys hes like MacGyver and could beat Galactus with 5 min prep.

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    #4  Edited By Twentyfive

    @Duke_Nasty: Sir, I like you already. It took one comment.

    Can we be BFFs?

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    #5  Edited By JohnnyGat

    Celebrate Mothers Day

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    #6  Edited By InnerVenom123

    Die.

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    #7  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

    Lose

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    #8  Edited By FinnVarra

    Have a superpower.

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    #9  Edited By Imagine_Man15

    @JohnnyGat said:

    Celebrate Mothers Day

    That was terrible... in the best way

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    #10  Edited By VenomousDragon

    Stop bane from breaking his back

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    #11  Edited By danhimself

    you're going to have give examples for the new 52 stuff cause I haven't really seen him do anything that's to far out of his range

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    #12  Edited By cattlebattle  Online
    @JohnnyGat said:

    Celebrate Mothers Day

    Wins the thread
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    #13  Edited By Duke_Nasty

    @JohnnyGat: Well played

    @Twentyfive: Sure

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    #14  Edited By SandMan_

    Batman....Pis incarnate.

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    #15  Edited By Blood1991

    @cattlebattle said:

    @JohnnyGat said:

    Celebrate Mothers Day

    Wins the thread
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    #16  Edited By MenaceForever2

    Have sex with Wonder Woman and Superman although there might be a reason they are called the trio.....

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    #17  Edited By RedOwl_1

    ...........

    @Duke_Nasty said:

    According to his fanboys hes like MacGyver and could beat Galactus with 5 min prep.

    @cattlebattle said:

    @JohnnyGat said:

    Celebrate Mothers Day

    Wins the thread
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    #18  Edited By CrimsonCake

    Eat nachos.

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    #19  Edited By cellot

    Kill the Joker.

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    #20  Edited By Maniac2312

    @Wolfrazer said:

    Why even have the other heroes around if Batman can do anything? I mean...what CAN'T Batman do? I just looked at some new 52 stuff and its like, why even bother having any other superhero in DC? Don't get my wrong folks, I like Batman its just...he just seems to pull stuff out of his(well you know) and it just seems to work 100% of the time. It seems to make every other DC hero useless, I am still waiting for him to pull out a nuke or something from his utility belt.

    Note: I am mostly pulling together everything Batman has done even before the New 52 as well, its just looking at the New 52 made me look back on the older stuff and thus here is this thread.

    Always been my thought to....of course I haven't read any 52 stuff...

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    #21  Edited By BiteMe-Fanboy

    Stop Batman and Robin from being made.

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    #22  Edited By sinestro_GL

    To be fair, if you've given as much dedication as Bruce has to the mantle of the Bat, you don't want to try things that may not work.

    @CrimsonCake said:

    Eat nachos.

    QFT!

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    Not being epic and have movies worst that the Marvel ones.

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    #24  Edited By Crom-Cruach

    @Wolfrazer said:

    Why even have the other heroes around if Batman can do anything?

    Because you need people around to see you being awesome so the legend can spread. All part of the plan of being Batman.

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    #25  Edited By MasterDetective

    he doesn't have heat vision

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    #26  Edited By Skyfire

    There's alot of things Batman can't do. He's not omnipotent.

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    #27  Edited By moywar700

    The god dam batman force allows him to do anything he wants.

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    #28  Edited By Wolfrazer
    @Skyfire said:

    There's alot of things Batman can't do. He's not omnipotent.

    Well what can't he do then? His plans work 100% of the time, he never fails at anything, he somehow mastered everything while being in his 30s/40s. He just doesn't seem human, hes too perfect to be human.
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    #29  Edited By Crom-Cruach

    @Wolfrazer said:

    Well what can't he do then? His plans work 100% of the time, he never fails at anything, he somehow mastered everything while being in his 30s/40s. He just doesn't seem human, hes too perfect to be human.

    Batman's plans have failed in the past. Against geniuses like Ras Al Ghul, Jokerm etc. As to how incredibly skilled he ism it's a comic book. Either you accept it or you don't.

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    #30  Edited By Rusty_Irons

    Lead a normal life.

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    #31  Edited By Wolfrazer
    @Crom-Cruach said:

    @Wolfrazer said:

    Well what can't he do then? His plans work 100% of the time, he never fails at anything, he somehow mastered everything while being in his 30s/40s. He just doesn't seem human, hes too perfect to be human.

    Batman's plans have failed in the past. Against geniuses like Ras Al Ghul, Jokerm etc. As to how incredibly skilled he ism it's a comic book. Either you accept it or you don't.

    No, no I accept it. I just have a hard time accepting, that he is just a mere human.
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    #32  Edited By Skyfire

    @Wolfrazer: Comic humans are far superior to real humans. Batman would be the most powerful human on earth if he was real. In alot of ways Batman is as far-fetched as Superman.

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    @moywar700 said:

    The god dam batman force allows him to do anything he wants.

    BECUASE HE IS THE GODDAMN BATMAN B1@TCH3Z!!!!!!

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    #34  Edited By Wolfrazer
    @Skyfire said:

    @Wolfrazer: Comic humans are far superior to real humans. Batman would be the most powerful human on earth if he was real. In alot of ways Batman is as far-fetched as Superman.

    Perhaps I should have worded it a little better, but ya I know. What I meant to say, him being a normal human by our standards is what I find unbelievable.
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    #35  Edited By WaveMotionCannon
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    According to his fanboys hes like MacGyver and could beat Galactus with 5 min prep.

    @JohnnyGat

    Celebrate Mothers Day

    That's a follow for you.

    LMAO!! Best post ever
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    #36  Edited By WaveMotionCannon
    @Skyfire

    There's alot of things Batman can't do. He's not omnipotent.

    You better not say that out loud on this site.
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    @Skyfire said:

    There's alot of things Batman can't do. He's not omnipotent.

    But MacGyver is ans he created Batmans as his equal.

    So no valid point there.

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