Vote for Batman (or the terrorists win)

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#1 Edited by Saren (25280 posts) - - Show Bio

Right now, there's voting going on for a new ComicVine segment called CV's Character of the Month. Whichever character wins the poll will get a month of articles on the front page devoted to them, from what I understand. This is the first such poll, and so whoever wins will be the first character highlighted. It should rightfully be Batman. Why?

Because we deserve it.

We've put up with a lot of crap over the last year or so. Batman's next movie in 2016 has Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg in it. Why? It should be a solo movie. Superman has THREE ongoings now. He doesn't even need three! Two could easily be scrapped for more Batman books. Nightwing and Talon were both cancelled, after all. Shazam and the Metal Men are getting movies? Why? Batman's the one who should be getting movies. We haven't had a solo Batman movie in almost two years. Now we're supposed to wait till what, 2019? DC has NO RESPECT for a character that makes them so much money, and especially not for the fans who give them all that money. Why else would Beware the Batman be returning at such a nonsensical timeslot?

There's three more days of voting, but Batman is currently losing to Spider-Man. This is primarily because of a lot of misplaced sympathy for Peter Parker, a wretched manchild who is making a lukewarm return to life after displacing Otto Octavius (a REAL hero who got things done) from his job. I cannot fault the mob for letting their hearts rule their minds, but I can appeal to the Batman fandom; that constant, unwavering assembly of enlightened sophisticates. You should go vote for Batman. Send a strong message to DC. WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED. Batman movies now. Batman Character of the Month now.

VOTE ON IT.

God bless Batman. God bless Otto Octavius. God bless you all.

Just remember: this is what the Parker fans are voting for.
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#2 Posted by FatihBATMAN (1389 posts) - - Show Bio

great thread! :D

#3 Edited by God_Spawn (37318 posts) - - Show Bio

@CitizenBane:

Plus if the Batclan win, the bitterness in the comment section will be endlessly amusing.
VOTE!

As much as I like the X-Men leagues more than Batman....this might be worthwhile.

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#4 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio
#5 Posted by batshrine (969 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes Batman ftw! Everyone vote!

#6 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

YOU SONS A-! 
TOO BAD I MADE IT RAIN IN THAT THREAD!

#7 Posted by Lvenger (18329 posts) - - Show Bio

Already voted but damn X-Men are ahead. That is annoying. I really don't want them to win at the expense of the Batman clan.

#8 Posted by John Valentine (16270 posts) - - Show Bio

I like both pretty much the same....

#9 Posted by Billy Batson (57761 posts) - - Show Bio

But but Legion :(
BB

#10 Posted by Saren (25280 posts) - - Show Bio

YOU GUYS

THE MUTIES ARE WINNING

VOTE

@Billy Batson said:

But but Legion :(
BB

He thinks the X-Men are wastes of space in silly spandex uniforms. Why do you think I like the character?

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#11 Edited by Billy Batson (57761 posts) - - Show Bio

@CitizenBane said:

YOU GUYS

THE MUTIES ARE WINNING

VOTE

@Billy Batson said:

But but Legion :(
BB

He thinks the X-Men are wastes of space in silly spandex uniforms. Why do you think I like the character?

Because of the hair? <_<
BB

#12 Posted by cattlebattle (12579 posts) - - Show Bio

Can't we just like both....
 
oh no wait, this is comicvine were dealing with here

#13 Posted by Joygirl (18516 posts) - - Show Bio

Voted. Batz 4ever *tries to gangsign, isn't sure how a bat-gangsign works* Dammit, that Cyclops prick has it so easy.

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#14 Posted by chocobojam (288 posts) - - Show Bio

Except for Cyclops, X-men is pretty much boring.

#15 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@chocobojam said:

Except for Cyclops, X-men is pretty much boring.

Outside of Batman the Bat family can be pretty bland as well. :P
#16 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@chocobojam said:

Except for Cyclops, X-men is pretty much boring.

Outside of Batman the Bat family can be pretty bland as well. :P

Batfamily has a Bat-cow. Checkmate X-man.

#17 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@JohnnyGat said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@chocobojam said:

Except for Cyclops, X-men is pretty much boring.

Outside of Batman the Bat family can be pretty bland as well. :P

Batfamily has a Bat-cow. Checkmate X-man.

We have Legion's hair!
#18 Posted by Joygirl (18516 posts) - - Show Bio

We have Nightwing's butt.

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#19 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@JohnnyGat said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@chocobojam said:

Except for Cyclops, X-men is pretty much boring.

Outside of Batman the Bat family can be pretty bland as well. :P

Batfamily has a Bat-cow. Checkmate X-man.

We have Legion's hair!

I see your Legion's hair and I raise you Alfred's superior English class (his Englishness out Englishes all the English X-men and English allies combined).

#20 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@JohnnyGat@Joygirl: MAGNETO'S NEW ABS! 
BAM!
#21 Posted by Joygirl (18516 posts) - - Show Bio

We have way, way more lesbians.

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#22 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@Joygirl said:
We have way, way more lesbians.
X-Men have more characters, and thus more lesbians.
#23 Posted by Saren (25280 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@Joygirl said:
We have way, way more lesbians.
X-Men have more characters, and thus more lesbians.

Batclan have all the cool lesbians. The X-Men have Karma, who is so obscure even Karma doesn't care about Karma.

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#24 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@CitizenBane said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@Joygirl said:
We have way, way more lesbians.
X-Men have more characters, and thus more lesbians.

Batclan have all the cool lesbians. The X-Men have Karma, who is so obscure even Karma doesn't care about Karma.

Didn't know Renee counted as Batclan. :V
#25 Posted by Saren (25280 posts) - - Show Bio

Pluuuuuus since the X-Men have more characters, they have more bad characters. The Batclan only has Jason Todd!

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#26 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

Batclan N52 redesigns look nice, X-men has X-visor Cyke.

#27 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@CitizenBane said:

Pluuuuuus since the X-Men have more characters, they have more bad characters. The Batclan only has Jason Todd!

And even then Jason Todd is being written quite well now and even if you don't like Todd at least he's consistent. One of the X-men's most popular characters is both an honorable samurai and a feral beast, a trained killer and peace seeking school headmaster. Plus Hank kinda brings down the X-men quality by a ton.

#28 Edited by JonSmith (3988 posts) - - Show Bio

Already voted for the Batclan on principle. Also: Batclan are all bonafide bad***es of the highest order. The X-Men have only one real bad***, and he's on loan to five or six other teams.

Be honest: If it's a choice between a couple dozen mutant kids who bemoan the fact that people are afraid of them, or half a dozen people who INTENTIONALLY SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE THE FIND, and then BEAT THEM INTO THE GROUND, who're you going to pick?

#29 Posted by Lvenger (18329 posts) - - Show Bio

Damn it I want the Storm fans annoyed at the fact their precious Ororo isn't advancing to the next round :P

#30 Posted by Joygirl (18516 posts) - - Show Bio

I count Bat-related Gothamites as Batclan. Renee and Maggie are Batclan by association with Kate, the same way Jim Gordon is with Bruce.

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#31 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@CitizenBane said:

Pluuuuuus since the X-Men have more characters, they have more bad characters. The Batclan only has Jason Todd!

But that one guy  said that Damian was the worst. :P 
@Lvenger said:

Damn it I want the Storm fans annoyed at the fact their precious Ororo isn't advancing to the next round :P

You are playing with fire you fool!
#32 Posted by Lvenger (18329 posts) - - Show Bio

@Lvenger said:

Damn it I want the Storm fans annoyed at the fact their precious Ororo isn't advancing to the next round :P

You are playing with fire you fool!

The truth can burn they say. Well I say the truth can burn so burn it shall! Muhahahahahaha!

#33 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@Lvenger said:

@Lvenger said:

Damn it I want the Storm fans annoyed at the fact their precious Ororo isn't advancing to the next round :P

You are playing with fire you fool!

The truth can burn they say. Well I say the truth can burn so burn it shall! Muhahahahahaha!

The only person that's gonna burn is you from the sheer hate of a legion of storm fans. :P 
@Joygirl said:
I count Bat-related Gothamites as Batclan. Renee and Maggie are Batclan by association with Kate, the same way Jim Gordon is with Bruce.
Then freakin' Jonah Hex might as well be Batclan by your definition. :P
#34 Posted by Joygirl (18516 posts) - - Show Bio

Who am I to say he isn't? :P X-Men have every single person to ever say "hey that isn't supposed to work like that" so we need a leg up.

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#35 Edited by Lvenger (18329 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@Lvenger said:

@Lvenger said:

Damn it I want the Storm fans annoyed at the fact their precious Ororo isn't advancing to the next round :P

You are playing with fire you fool!

The truth can burn they say. Well I say the truth can burn so burn it shall! Muhahahahahaha!

The only person that's gonna burn is you from the sheer hate of a legion of storm fans. :P

I've had experience with the legions of Storm fans before. I have come out of the Storm forums unscathed and I shall do so again if the need is dire! :P

#36 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@Joygirl said:
Who am I to say he isn't? :P X-Men have every single person to ever say "hey that isn't supposed to work like that" so we need a leg up.
Whatever you say. 
*cough*cheater*cough*
#37 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@Lvenger: When they are finished with you, you will look up to me and beg for help. 
And I will down and whisper..."f*** you"
#38 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@Joygirl said:
Who am I to say he isn't? :P X-Men have every single person to ever say "hey that isn't supposed to work like that" so we need a leg up.
Whatever you say. *cough*cheater*cough*

You're just jealous we have a cowboy.

#39 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@JohnnyGat said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@Joygirl said:
Who am I to say he isn't? :P X-Men have every single person to ever say "hey that isn't supposed to work like that" so we need a leg up.
Whatever you say. *cough*cheater*cough*

You're just jealous we have a cowboy.

I'm sure the X-Men have a cowboy floating around somewhere. 
#40 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@JohnnyGat said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@Joygirl said:
Who am I to say he isn't? :P X-Men have every single person to ever say "hey that isn't supposed to work like that" so we need a leg up.
Whatever you say. *cough*cheater*cough*

You're just jealous we have a cowboy.

I'm sure the X-Men have a cowboy floating around somewhere.

The fact that you couldn't think of one off the top of your head signifies that even if you had one that guy is rather insignificant.

#41 Posted by Lvenger (18329 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@Lvenger: When they are finished with you, you will look up to me and beg for help. And I will down and whisper..."f*** you"

When I climb out of that pit victorious like this

I'll then say

#42 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@JohnnyGat: Hey, hey, hey, I'm not X-Men expert. 
(Honestly I know more about Batman. >.>)
#43 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@JohnnyGat: Hey, hey, hey, I'm not X-Men expert. (Honestly I know more about Batman. >.>)

Strangely enough this makes me the "Anti-you" in this topic.

#44 Posted by judasnixon (6193 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman is for Nerds, Cream Puffs, and Losers. Suck it Bruce Wayne with your busted up broke ass butler....  

#45 Posted by evilvegeta74 (4521 posts) - - Show Bio

I had to get this in!

@CitizenBane

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#46 Posted by FatihBATMAN (1389 posts) - - Show Bio

Mutants winning by an inch! :<

#47 Posted by entropy_aegis (14239 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice bait threads Citizenbane and Decoy,the morons have already started falling for it,haha.

#48 Posted by The Stegman (23077 posts) - - Show Bio
@CitizenBane: A Freakin' Men, I'm tired of those stupid Muties, with they're drama and over inflated egos. 
#49 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32728 posts) - - Show Bio

*throws up the X*

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